Chaos breaks out in New York City after underground tunnels were discovered under the Chabad Lubavitch World Headquarters in Brooklyn

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[–]hfxB0oyA 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (16 children)

So what, Jews were sleeping in this tunnel? Why did they build it? Were they just bored?

I hate to use the analogy, but it's funny seeing that guy scurrying out of that grate like a rat...

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Apparently they wanted a bigger building but knew they wouldn't get planning to extend.

Edit: ahh, just seen the tunnels were built during lockdown so that they could worship without getting arrested

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The tunnel construction didn't start until 6 months ago.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Where does the 6 months claim come from though?

Is that just a guess or is it from the guys who dug it?

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure about that information now. I've heard so many varying reports at this point. But it does seem they were definitely digging after lockdowns would have been an issue.

One of the most sensible explanations so far I think u/neolib posted involving a property dispute dragging along in the courts, but it has its questionable elements too.

[–]WildStoic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We never should have allowed them to shut religions down.

But we all thought it was the zombie apocalypse.

[–]no_u 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The tunnels connect to the women's bath house, which was the main reason for them.

It's not surprising for a community completely lacking in ethics, paid by taxpayers to avoid work, and are a manace to everone and everyhing they connect with.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They used the women's bathroom to dump their dirt in though.

They weren't able to use it, I guess they don't get many women in the building either.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I see.

Reports and videos of the mattresses and baby chairs have led people to speculate that it was part of a child trafficking operation. Young men are supposedly responsible for the tunnels. I doubt we'll get the honest information from that community.

[–]Oyveygoyim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And you believe that?

[–]Oyveygoyim 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nobody builds underground tunnels for fun. They are used for trains and bad shit. I don't see any trains fitting through those tunnels

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Apropos of nothing, this comment is just begging for a "running a train on your mom's tunnel" reply. 😄

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I saw a video of someone carrying a child sized mattress out of the tunnel.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That's your mind projecting.

It was a standard sized mattress.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah? Do you have a photo?

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It was a child sized mattress. The photos are everywhere.

https://conspiracies.win/p/17s5b1Wiif/jewish-tunnels/c/

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep. I wanted to see if jett would provide evidence, or just try to provide cover for the criminals.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This is just how people in NY communicate with each other normally.

[–]Black_Community 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Covid, the deadliest seasonal allergy of all time. So deadly we couldn’t leave our houses.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

I'm not sure I understand what's really going on. I'm guessing you need to know what that building is, what the "770" is and who those people are?

[–]xoenix[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Article here with a few more details. They seem pretty defensive about those tunnels for whatever reason.

Longer thread here.

This one is so damn funny.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm still clueless. It looks like a bunch of Jewish dudes dug a tunnel. But what for? Where were they trying to get to without being seen?

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Mexicans dig a tunnel we assume it's for smuggling drugs, Palestinians dig a tunnel we assume it's for terrorism, Jews dig a tunnel we assume it's for something evil.

White people dig a tunnel we assume it's a hobby.

[–]ID10T 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There's a shocking number of people who dig huge tunnels just for fun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_tunneling

[–]Maggotus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So they were smuggling money?

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't even assume a single thing, because I still really have no idea what's going on. :(
All I can assume is: If you secretly dig a tunnel under a building, you're trying to go somewhere without being seen.

... Or you're a Vampire and need to travel during the day, but don't want to put a coffin in a van and have a servant drive you around.

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They were trying to access a nearby building they consider sacred because the dude they think was the messiah lived in there or something.

https://forward.com/fast-forward/575528/arrests-at-chabad-770-secret-tunnel/

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ahhh, so there's a sacred area they aren't permitted to access due to litigation, and they were digging a tunnel to reach it! Nooowwww I see.

Kinda...

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/u3qipy/how_can_i_get_my_boyfriend_to_stop_digging_his/

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ohhhh! Now I understand! C.H.U.Ds!

[–]Clownfall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Could have been a good old fashioned bank heist...

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

From what I've seen linked in this thread now, it appears they had a legal battle over a sacred place, meaning they weren't permitted to access it... So they started to dig a tunnel to it.

[–]RR_2023 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Their whole cult is about secrecy. They tried to prevent anyone else knowing of the Talmud because they knew it was damning.

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They must have been "used by Hamas".

You know, like the tunnels under Al-Shifa hospital built by the IDF.

[–]Oyveygoyim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jews lying! That can't be... it's probably just another cohencidence

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The tunnel reportedly stretched from the Mikvah building to the women's portion of 770.

No mystery here, it was a pussy run tunnel :D.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Run by men.