Girl Goes Bald After 5 Years of Testosterone & Fears She Can't Detransition (8:24) ~ Salty Cracker

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-13T14:19:59+00:00

"I wanna be a dude!"

*goes bald*

"Wait not like that!"

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-04T12:19:06+00:00

Do I look like a man?

You look like a serial killer who skins people alive then wears their faces.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-03T01:09:12+00:00

While we're on the subject could I also get trigger warnings for my transphobia? I'd like to be notified if I'm about to see a man in a dress so I can avoid it or at least be ready with a barf bag.

LtGreenCo · 2023-02-08T22:13:53+00:00

Autogyno-trannioso!

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-30T17:59:34+00:00

I also had lots of students who wrote their pronouns as “nor/mal” or “attack helicopter.”

Based high schoolers. Maybe there is hope for the future.

LtGreenCo · 2023-10-31T15:48:52+00:00

Rule 1a: Get used to the smell of shit, whether it's the pre-op butthole, or the post-op rot pocket.

Rule 1b: Get a therapist. You're going to need help to deal with this kind of self-inflicted trauma.

Rule 0: Get a sex doll. It's more sanitary and less embarrassing to be seen with in public.

Rule -1: Most men would rather jump off a bridge than be intimate with a tranny. Just sayin.

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-31T06:00:23+00:00

Damn I was looking forward to Tranuary 6th.

LtGreenCo · 2023-02-15T22:08:38+00:00

because that means y'all genuinely do not care about Black women

That's not true at all.

particularly Black trans women

Ok you got me there.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-23T20:25:41+00:00

I can hear the collective sigh of relief coming from the spirits waiting in line to be reincarnated.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-17T18:59:18+00:00

Jailed for kidnapping, then attempted to kill an inmate, castrated himself with a razor, diagnosed with personality disorder, sold drugs and sex in prison.

Honestly the truest representative of the pride movement I've seen.

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-18T20:22:13+00:00

Translation: "It's easier to groom kids if you can turn a popular character the kids already know into a tranny."

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-15T15:05:39+00:00

BLM and rioting?

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-15T03:49:44+00:00

I'm kinda glad he's doing gender surgery instead of real surgery. Imaging needing a brain tumor removed or something and you find out your surgeon is this fucking pink-haired lispy progressive fruitcake. No thanks I'll take my chances with the tumor.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-11T15:17:21+00:00

A priest AND a tranny? That's like a double dose of child molestation.

LtGreenCo · 2022-09-17T16:05:01+00:00

i'm getting a vagina installed!

Correction. You're getting castrated, then mutilated, and then preventing your body from healing a shit-smelling festering wound for the rest of your life. Congratulations!

LtGreenCo · 2022-09-10T15:01:20+00:00

Sorry dude but those bangs aren't hiding your receding hairline very well

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-22T16:43:34+00:00

Honestly how do I look?

Are you sure you want honesty?

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-19T22:06:09+00:00

Moen also argues that pedophiles who do not sexually abuse children should be “praised” for their “admirable willpower,”

Quick someone get Hallmark on the phone I've got an idea for a new line of thank-you cards for them.

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-14T13:54:30+00:00

I like the original because it inadvertently shows how confused and unhappy he is with the freak he became.

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-09T11:12:30+00:00

I swear, more often than not I see trannies with pictures like this.

I don't know if they do it intentionally or if they just have RSPF (Resting Sexual Predator Face)

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-07T06:44:32+00:00

I'd like to see this done to an 'influencer'. Get it on video and show it to all her followers. Then sit back and watch the beautiful meltdown.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-29T14:47:04+00:00

Sounds like this dude's camera is working perfectly and he needs to clean his mirrors.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-01T03:16:07+00:00

If taking the side of the oppressor means I get to oppress this woke dipshit then I'm 100% on board.

LtGreenCo · 2022-12-25T18:27:40+00:00

An apron for what? So he can cook his microwave mac and cheese? Or to catch the spooge when he jerks off to himself in the mirror?

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-28T15:20:13+00:00

I think Spain should replace bullfighting with trannyfighting. Instead of a red cape, the matador's capes simply say "trans women aren't women" which should either anger them enough to charge, or make them have a nervous breakdown. Either way the match ends when the tranny collapses from exhaustion. I think it could become Spain's new national pastime.

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-25T19:43:46+00:00

"Woman's penis" only makes sense if you're referring to, like, the brief hour or so after Lorena Bobbitt came into possession of her husband's.

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-17T22:12:01+00:00

The Walking Dead makeup department has really outdone themselves.

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-12T21:01:59+00:00

he's one of the best presidents in the country right now

Technically correct I guess? Since, you know, there are zero other people doing that job right now.

LtGreenCo · 2024-01-09T06:13:12+00:00

Jizz

LtGreenCo · 2023-12-14T11:53:26+00:00

During the Denver conference, presenters role-played how to secure informed consent for a hysterectomy and phalloplasty in the case of a schizophrenic, borderline autistic, intellectually disabled “demiboy” with a recent psychiatric hospitalisation.

Patient: "Doctor, the voices in my head are telling me I'm a boy. If you don't cut out my uterus and staple a flap of arm skin to my groin I'm going to kill myself"

Doctor: "You are a perfect candidate for surgery, please sign here"

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-12T00:06:14+00:00

My heart goes out to the poor poor trans babies who can't be the gender their parents and social media is telling them they are.

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-23T21:32:12+00:00

shocked_pikachu.jpg

LtGreenCo · 2023-04-14T20:23:00+00:00

Also the child is extremely transphobic and genocidal but only partially to blame, as obviously it's their birthing persons or guardian persons who are teaching the kid how to HATE, and IMO for the good of all trans folx everywhere they must lose custody ASAP. I would call the cops myself right now but I'm literally shaking from the transphobia.

The FACT is if that child had spent less time reading CIS NORMATIVE books about anatomy, and spent more time at Kindergarten Dildo Drag Queen Disco Storytime learning about sexy trans bodies like normal kids, this tragedy could've been prevented. Ugh, I can't even right now. I need a soy latte like right now or I'm going to faint.

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-27T22:26:57+00:00

Oh man Reddit mods will be busy today

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-22T16:32:35+00:00

Death penalty? Pfft. They should consider themselves lucky. At least they don't have to worry about being misgendered on Twitter.

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-03T20:00:20+00:00

So transphobic! Don't you mean WOMAN regrets transitioning to woman? Wait a minute how can a woman transition to... umm... you know what I need to leave I can't stand here and listen to your violence.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-11T15:14:39+00:00

Now wait just one cotton-pickin' minute, why are they striking 'field' but not doing anything with their 'masters' programs? Sounds like their diversity department needs to be whipped into shape.

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-27T15:07:36+00:00

Ugh, white people and their *shuffles deck* enjoying the rain.

LtGreenCo · 2024-01-02T21:03:19+00:00

The same type of men who would rather be at home playing video games than out at the pub/club, but are convinced that tonight they might actually have a chance at shaming some lesbian into a date.

LtGreenCo · 2023-09-26T18:31:47+00:00

"But I'm not attracted to trans women!"

"Yeah well neither is anyone else, hence your current predicament"

LtGreenCo · 2023-09-20T15:14:51+00:00

On my knees begging pleading for you to all understand that it's up to [trans men to define themselves however they want]

Okay, sure. Just don't expect me to go along with it.

Some trans men aren't men. Some trans men are women. If you can't respect that...

I can respect it if you replace "some" with "all".

I don't trust you around trans men.

And I don't trust you around children so I guess we're even.

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-10T13:47:25+00:00

i dwell on the fear that everyone is just playing nice.

Everyone? Hey now there are plenty of us not playing nice. How about a little acknowledgement?

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-02T21:36:26+00:00

This is my favorite line:

God made his soul A BOY’S soul. I’m gonna get him back

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-01T17:30:27+00:00

And at the end of the day, a man that looks like a woman is still a man

Fucking hilarious that by validating her weird reverse uno trans identity, she's also invalidating MtF identities.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-14T20:59:29+00:00

Yeah, see what you do is you go to the clinic for a pap smear and prostate exam. And the gender-affirming doctor then refuses to do either one. And you walk away totally validated.

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-14T20:29:22+00:00

Oh wow you like burritos? Hmmm... OMG fam you may be Mexican!!! ^_^

I was 8 when I realized I was Mexican and it's nothing to be ashamed of. Here let me PM you my phone number and we can get you started on your first round of Mexican Affirmation Therapy. (Shh don't tell mom and dad, it's our secret!)

And I know a great place to get you your first sombreros and ponchos! OMG I'm so excited! You are DEFINITELY Mexican we will be Mexican BFFs and you can come to my sleepovers!!! <3 <3 #mexican_egg_irl #transmexicans_are_mexicans

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-14T14:05:04+00:00

I love this person's reply:

Super true. I'm a vegan but I still eat meat regularly. It doesn't make me not a vegan

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-29T05:41:11+00:00

These people have no judgement.

Wait you're telling me someone who fucks around with their hormones and surgically removes healthy body parts has poor judgement?

Shocked I tell you - shocked!

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-13T23:34:36+00:00

Muslims vs Trannies? Both groups are pretty good at using suicide to get what they want, but only one group straps C-4 to their chest binders, so I'm putting my money on Muslims 10-1 odds.

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-08T04:09:17+00:00

The only thing sex-positive about this is that I'm positive she ain't getting any sex.

LtGreenCo · 2023-02-11T03:05:17+00:00

I'd love to have the power to rename all of the popular subs for accuracy. E.g. r/politics -> r/farleftpropaganda, r/blackpeopletwitter -> r/whitepeopletwitter, r/whitepeopletwitter -> r/whiteguilttwitter, etc.

r/actuallesbians would of course become r/agptrannyperverts, and honestly I'd probably collapse the vast majority of lgbt and women space subs into r/agptrannyperverts because that's all the same people anyway.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-26T14:12:45+00:00

He shouldn't feel too sad; after all I'm sure there are plenty of male prisoners there who will treat him like their woman.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-22T04:49:41+00:00

Hey dude I have an idea: let's start with regular hygiene products first. You know like soap and water. Then we'll gradually introduce you to things like toothpaste and shampoo and deodorant. If you can manage that on a regular basis then maybe we can talk about tampons in your asshole, but no promises.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-19T15:35:46+00:00

Notice how they have to invent a whole alternate universe to show how oppressed they are.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-04T15:29:53+00:00

These memes always have to be done in cartoon form because a live action shot would just be a creepy dude in drag trying to rape a woman.

LtGreenCo · 2022-12-14T21:34:22+00:00

Ugh, just rename yourselves Trannies on Ice and get this charade over with.

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-29T17:42:27+00:00

As if the women in that subreddit play anything other than Candy Crush.

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-15T20:59:13+00:00

omg mental health problems are so common in the trans community

That's like saying wetness is common in the goldfish community

LtGreenCo · 2022-07-26T04:44:50+00:00

So rather than rejecting you because of your disgusting not-a-vagina, you'd prefer it if I just rejected you with a bitch-slap instead?

I find those terms acceptable.

LtGreenCo · 2022-07-20T22:45:03+00:00

If you want to have any chance of me honoring your self identity then trying to dictate how I communicate is the worst way to go about it. Why? Because in doing so you out yourself as a narcissistic twat and I will deadname and misgender you simply out of spite.

LtGreenCo · 2024-03-15T22:26:00+00:00

He should be happy. This character model is the closest representation of a tranny in a video game I've seen to date. Garish overdone 'girl' clothing, Awkward, unfeminine stature. They even nailed the face makeup. You couldn't ask for a better depiction.

LtGreenCo · 2024-02-22T18:07:50+00:00

Maybe they're trying to overcompensate for when their image recognition AI kept getting black people confused with gorillas

LtGreenCo · 2024-02-13T18:12:57+00:00

I'm guessing all of the /r/actuallesbians* subs were originally created because trannies invaded /r/lesbians. And now apparently the trannies invaded those as well.

When are you lesbos gonna learn there's no safe space away from trannies? It's time for you all to give up and stop fighting against the girldick.

LtGreenCo · 2024-01-01T05:01:22+00:00

I pledge allegiance to the fags

Of the United Queers of America

And to the degeneracy

For which it stands

Genital ablation, under fraud

Irreversible, before puberty

And social justice for all*

*except straight white men.

LtGreenCo · 2023-09-20T12:30:57+00:00

The only gender ghost I want to see is a Ghost of Gender Past, who takes them back in time and shows them what life was like before they lost their damn minds.

LtGreenCo · 2023-09-15T18:26:32+00:00

Funny how often we see these women transition and then get mindblown over how the experience is not as girly as they were expecting.

LtGreenCo · 2023-09-04T15:08:51+00:00

Sonic had bottom surgery because all that running was chaffing his balls.

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-24T16:57:43+00:00

He wasn't beat up, but he did take bear mace in the face, which is arguably worse if you consider how wimpy Antifa members tend to be.

Personally I'm more disappointed that there was a large gathering of Antifa out in the open and nobody who owns a crop duster took advantage of that fact.

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-01T22:06:27+00:00

Makes sense considering I've been referring to queer people as fruit loops for decades.

LtGreenCo · 2023-08-01T14:51:05+00:00

Can't tell if satire or psychosis.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-15T04:03:39+00:00

The only possible way to know for sure if someone is a woman is to ask them.

Behold, the new Scientific Method.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-14T17:13:10+00:00

Man, Disney really seems to hate money.

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-10T14:13:36+00:00

*happy transbian noises*

What noises would that be? Meat slapping in the ladies room?

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-09T17:12:22+00:00

"That was Bob with the sports highlights, thanks Bob. In other news, seismologists detected multiple 2-4 magnitude earthquakes centered on the women's rec center this morning..."

LtGreenCo · 2023-07-06T16:55:21+00:00

If you think about it, "Mermaids" is a hilariously apt name for a tranny organization. A sea creature that resembles a human woman but actually isn't. Drinks a potion to make her more womanlike for deceptive purposes.

LtGreenCo · 2023-06-17T16:23:25+00:00

Is it only hate speech if it's "2"? What if you have a t-shirt that says "there is only 1 gender"? Or get the math wrong in other ways, e.g. "there are only 2.38 genders"? What if you acknowledge all... *checks latest stats* ...57 genders except for one? "There are only 56 genders".

Can we get this federal judge to draw a graph showing number of genders on the X axis and intensity of hatred on the Y axis? Thanks.

LtGreenCo · 2023-05-03T17:55:36+00:00

I read it but I'm still unclear what not wanting to bang people has to do with Marxism.

LtGreenCo · 2023-04-10T17:11:09+00:00

OMG someone showed a film critiquing gender ideology? Literally genocide!

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-30T03:06:32+00:00

"Unsafe and Uncomfortable" is a powerful and dual purpose card. When in play, it silences all wrongspeak for the rest of the game but it also grants a temporary "Center of Attention" passive which recharges Ego points every round. It's a must-have card in any SJW's arsenal and there are very few cards that can counter.

LtGreenCo · 2023-03-22T16:52:02+00:00

then explain who is buying all the strap on dildos ...

Progressive parents for their kids' birthdays? Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess? Pride parade organizers? I mean the possibilities here are endless.

LtGreenCo · 2023-02-15T22:07:10+00:00

The paint is just redundant. I could already glean all that just looking at him.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-30T15:27:38+00:00

How about instead of cutting down on anesthesia across the board, we totally remove anesthesia for all of the needless surgeries we do? You know, the types of surgeries that involve cutting off, relocating, or deforming otherwise perfectly healthy body parts. It just so happens that the people who get those surgeries tout themselves as extraordinarily progressive, so they should be perfectly happy to forego anesthesia for the sake of the climate.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-22T13:40:25+00:00

Someone should start a #buffalobill hash tag and repost these tranny self-love tweets under it.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-18T19:46:41+00:00

In the Dark Ages they'd treat mental illness by boring holes into people's heads. These days we bore holes into people's groins. That's progress!

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-17T22:11:06+00:00

Yes white paint is racist because white pigment reflects (rejects) all colors, while black absorbs (accepts) all of the colors. Clearly white paint is the least inclusive of the paints. This is of course hard science and irrefutable so don't even try.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-09T18:25:38+00:00

Why isn't it these people who are having their social media history ransacked and used to fire them from their jobs?

Oh yeah, nevermind, they don't have jobs.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-07T19:09:27+00:00

autistic focused sex education is my passion and my life's work

This guy must also be autistic if he doesn't know how creepy that sounds.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-06T17:32:05+00:00

Welcome to Groomers R Us here's your complimentary binder and strapon.

LtGreenCo · 2023-01-05T07:16:00+00:00

If we spay and neuter them and keep them in pens, then I'm all for it.

LtGreenCo · 2022-12-15T18:50:44+00:00

Lifehack: Turn a life sentence into a porn fantasy!

LtGreenCo · 2022-12-11T13:15:24+00:00

Fagbat

LtGreenCo · 2022-11-12T16:08:50+00:00

blatantly obvious joke

Kinda hard to tell since your whole identity is a parody of itself.

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-10T15:11:01+00:00

Then the article should be about how he's a little bitch.

LtGreenCo · 2022-10-05T14:25:22+00:00

The only Demisexuals I know of are Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher.

LtGreenCo · 2022-09-02T18:51:38+00:00

I saw an interview once with this woman where she talked about how she became queer.

She said (I'm paraphrasing) she was confused because her emotional connections were with women but her sexual fantasies were with men. Immediately in my head I'm thinking, "Okay, so you're a straight woman who likes hanging out with other women but likes getting ploughed by dicks in the bedroom... so... just like most women?". Nope, not the conclusion she drew. Instead she thought "I must be a gay boy trapped in a woman's body!"

LtGreenCo · 2022-08-08T17:39:20+00:00

When teenagers do the blue hair non-binary thing, it's cringe but I can forgive it a little since teenagers are generally dumb.

But when adults do this there's no excuse. Grow the fuck up.

LtGreenCo · 2024-04-26T22:02:11+00:00

I've decided if they ever criminalize misgendering or deadnaming in this country (or any country I'm visiting) then I will concede to use their preferred pronouns, but I will mispronounce the shit out of them and/or use them with a different tone of voice. E.g. "Hey have you heard of Ellio Page? H-HEE was pretty - I mean A pretty... uh pretty decent... actre..oOR - actOR, back in the 00s."

LtGreenCo · 2024-03-17T14:36:47+00:00

It states that this national sentiment comes with “the implication that only those with a historical tie to the land have a right to belong”.

Funny because the implication is wrong in Britain but if you ask these same types of people about the Americas or Australia the same implication is suddenly very correct. They need to just cut the BS and say what they really mean which is "white people don't belong anywhere"

LtGreenCo · 2024-03-07T01:42:34+00:00

First I boycotted Coke and now I gotta boycott Pepsi? Come on man don't make me drink RC Cola.

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