r/MTFSelfieTrain - Do I look like a man? Yes. Yes you do.

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[–]LtGreenCo 24 insightful - 17 fun24 insightful - 16 fun25 insightful - 17 fun -  (4 children)

Do I look like a man?

You look like a serial killer who skins people alive then wears their faces.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

He's that fellow with the kidnapped fat chick in a pit in his cellar.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Will I work even though I'm not fat?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Can you at least identify as fat? If so, then sure. Just remember to rub the lotion on your skin, or else you get the hose again.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I can certainly identify as fat. Idk what lotion and hose you're talking about though. Just need to make there's enough stuff to tie me up with.