Kids meet their future selves

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[–]LtGreenCo 9 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 8 fun -  (12 children)

I like the original because it inadvertently shows how confused and unhappy he is with the freak he became.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Plot twist: future womanself's dysphoria was so triggered by the sight of her Deadself that she unalived herself

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The portal cracked the air with an electric pulse and Glenda stepped out to meet her younger self Glen.

"Look at what you can be! I'm you when you accept yourself!"

"Holy shit I don't pass at all. Gross, so much for that plan I better work out instead."

"Listen here you transphobic piece of ......." and Glenda disappeared in a paradox inducing fog.

[–]xoenix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

The freak is unhappy with how transphobic he used to be.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

The UK banned gender affirming care for minors.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/healthcare/uk-bans-puberty-blockers-national-health-service

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    [–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    We don't mind if they sterilise themselves out of existence though.

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Who cares about the sheep shaggers haggis hooseirs and bar boomers?

    [–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yeah, Health was devolved and Scotland and Wales are going all in on the lunacy. NI has bigger issues to deal with at the moment.

    [–]Godknight 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Hallelujah

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Amen

    [–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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    [–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Oh cool, thanks. Didn't know there was an original.

    [–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Kids meet their future selves

    Chapter 2:
    Kids meet their futures' elves - who are hybrid human-A.I. Zionist dark overlords enslaving all of humanity.

    [–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    The clone wars.

    [–]GraviHeel Hortler 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    They/Them are just invisible!

    [–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    Marty! What are you doing here? If your other self sees you, we could have a paradox!

    [–]Adventurous_Ad6212 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    If anyone sees you outside of my basement closet then we will hav a paradox

    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    No, in that case, I think you'd actually have a bunchacops...

    [–]Adventurous_Ad6212 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    You don’t understand officer it’s for my fetish

    [–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Holy shit!

    [–]Clown_Chan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Lmao xd That's fucking hilarious