I was removed from the bathroom while peeing

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[–]Q-Continuum-kin 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

There's 0% chance that's the full story. Like the manager just randomly comes to knock on your stall while peeing.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course there's more. But do you really think that this troon is going to admit that he parading a full-mast erection in the women's room, or that his "pissing" was probably a lot closer to masturbation than actual bladder emptying?

[–]Conqueeftador 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So, I went to the bathroom, took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight and then proceeded to do my business.

100%. Guarantee he did more than just "take cute selfies", there was probably some wanking plus he had probably been in there for ages and other women were beginning to complain to the manager. He was probably acting weird before going in there too. My guess is the manager assumed he was either a junkie shooting up in there or a creep setting up hidden cameras and that's why his bag got searched.

But telling the whole story and understanding how your actions might come off to other people don't garner enough internet sympathy points.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't even think about the drug angle but yeah it's a club so the probably do deal with drug use and dealers in the bathrooms. Was probably doing something really suspicious in the first place. If the manager knocks on the door and then asks what you are doing and takes your purse then there was probably something weird going on.

I figured all I would have to do is pause the stream, tell this lady I was peeing and I'd be done in a second, and I could finish my business. ... So I paused my piss, and opened the door and was instead greeted by the manager, Karen, who proceeded to forcefully take my purse, and then told her lackey next to her to "Search his bag." and he took off outside to rifle through my belongings.

So if you are peeing, how the fuck long does it take to finish and why would your solution be to clench mid stream then open up the door to talk to the person while sitting on the toilet? None of that makes even a tiny bit of sense.

[–]Conqueeftador 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So if you are peeing, how the fuck long does it take to finish and why would your solution be to clench mid stream then open up the door to talk to the person while sitting on the toilet? None of that makes even a tiny bit of sense.

Male bladders can hold a lot of pee!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It reads fake to me. My money would be that it's made up for reddit karma. The aside about all the video games in the purse really struck me as particularly odd. I suppose it's possible that it's an extremely autistic person but I don't think extremely autistic persons generally like going to new years parties such as this.

Of course we can simply go with the "taking selfies" as taking photographs in the women's bathroom. Like yeah no shit that's going to creep people out. Who the fuck takes toilet selfies?

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I'm assuming this is fake. Is 'slave boy lackey' a euphemism for a black man? I don't understand taking selfies (0% chance they were 'cute') in the women's washroom. Which is it, you just need to pee, or you just need to photograph yourself (and other nonconsenting women) in places that are supposed to be private?

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Why am I never enough???? WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END??? WHEN WILL I BE TREATED THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER GIRL

As soon as you become like every other girl, which for you I figure is going to happen *looks at calendar* roughly... never. You'll never be a girl, ever. You were born a male and you will die as one. And your whole life will be a shitshow until you come to terms with it. Happy New Year!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It ends for him at 41.

[–]Athelhilda4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only way for him to become a girl is if reincarnation is real.

[–]Clown_Chan 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

LMAOOO

NO ADULT, CIS WOMAN EVER CARRY THE FUCKING VIDEO GAME CONSOLES IN THEIR FUCKING PURSE WHEN THEY GO TO A FUCKING NIGHT CLUB, WHAT A MANCHILD 🤡

[–]QueenBread 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

The comments are just hilarious.

"Oh I hope you have a strong support group to help you deal with this TRAUMATIC experience!"

"You absolutely pass so why would they force you out? As long as you -look- like a lady...."

"Who even cares even if you were a man? You should be able to pee there!"

What always surprises me is that even the most delusional tranny knows EXACTLY what's up. They know 200% they're male. And yet they still made it their mission to live a lie in order to annoy others and harass women. Also, look at the amount of comments. I can imagine some incel loser who hardly goes outside, who gets the only social interaction from Reddit, being echo-chambered into thinking they aren't completely deranged.

[–]xoenix[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"What if we did a little trolling to the law breakers and decided to give them hormones of the wrong gender so a male bigot would grow boobs so they can feel what it’s like to hate your gender."

[–]QueenBread 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

When you're so detached from reality you think reality works like a hentai anime.

[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Who the fuck takes consoles with them while going for drinks at the pub/club?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The socially-maladjusted neckbeard who knows he's not actually welcome at any sort of social gathering, and will consequently spend any gathering that he does manage to attend tucked away in a corner and ignored by the rest of the crowd. He lowkey hopes that whipping out the vidya will get him a crumb of favorable attention, possibly from the mythical gamer girl who will want to spend time talking to him instead of those filthy normie bastards.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The same type of men who would rather be at home playing video games than out at the pub/club, but are convinced that tonight they might actually have a chance at shaming some lesbian into a date.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Either someone extremely autistic or just socially awkward as fuck. Though I don't think these types go for drinks at the club normally. I have encountered a couple of people like this who will just be like "who wants to play video games! I've brought the switch" and it's like lol of I wanted to play video games I'd stay home, then they cry and whine to Facebook about how everyone hates them because they're (insert oppression points here) while everyone else is having fun in the karaoke booth. Which everyone in the Karaoke booth can see because it was publicly posted and they're all like "wow this person would rather sit outside and complain about how they are oppressed then come in and have fun with everyone else, yikes not inviting them to anything ever" and they are basically slowly excluded from all social events as people realize they're a social liability and they become increasingly online and increasingly unhinged.

That said, I think this story is fake.

there was nothing in it besides my Switch, cases for my Switch games, DSi XL, 2 regular DSis and the old fat DS model

Who the fuck brings 5 consoles in their bag? One I can see. Maybe two. But five? Four of which are more or less exactly the same?

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was my first thought...But my second thought was "bet they would not kicked a chick out of the club for using the male toilets..." and lets face it that shit is going to be a lot more common than this.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Fucker really has to mention all of the Nintendo shit in his bag, like it's somehow relevant to his taking a piss in the women's restroom?

[–]xoenix[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i just wanna say, what you had in your bag is pretty based, a shoot ton of consoles and makeup haha same here girl, same here

Seems to be totally normal.

"...there was nothing in my bag except videogames and makeup..." is peak transfem.

Yup, totally normal.

[–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The instant I read "took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight" I knew it was going to be some 300lb 6ft man, probably in his 50s, with silicone boobs and a raging erection.

[–]fvdcsxaz 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I looked at their post history. A month ago they posted a thread asking if they look good with their legs spread apart. They still have a dick.

This person is sick.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Using the ladies room and taking selfies in it is like the Super Bowl for these freaks.

No shit a nightclub isn’t going to want a male troon using the ladies room. Assuming it’s a club where straight men and straight women go, if women don’t feel safe in the club, they stop coming. If women stop coming to your club, your club is finished.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ironically they took the "we just want to pee" trans woman slogan and skinwalked it into bathroom selfies and locker-room boners; have they made an fMRI profile of coombrain yet?

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In another post from OP:

why? why couldn't I have just been born female? raised female, seen as female. gone to school as female, crushed on guys as a teenage girl, get asked to a dance, hell even the bad things i don't get to experience like awkwardly getting your first period. why can't I just have a body that I don't hate? why can't I have triple Ds and female body parts instead of this stupid masculine body that makes me wish i was dead whenever im alive(so 24/7) i just want to be a female, i want to give birth to beautiful children but i won't ever be able to. i want to sound like a female, not a dude, not a trans girl, not a low voice girl, a female. i hate my life and i wish i wasn't alive

You love to see it folks

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That didn't even happen. No manager would ever do that to anyone, firstly, they'd just kick you out after you came out of the bathroom. And why are you snapping pics in a bathroom? That's a private place and no one wants to be in your pic.