I was removed from the bathroom while peeing

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[–]Q-Continuum-kin 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

There's 0% chance that's the full story. Like the manager just randomly comes to knock on your stall while peeing.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course there's more. But do you really think that this troon is going to admit that he parading a full-mast erection in the women's room, or that his "pissing" was probably a lot closer to masturbation than actual bladder emptying?

[–]Conqueeftador 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So, I went to the bathroom, took a couple of cute selfies since I thought my make-up and my skirt/top combo was absolutely adorable tonight and then proceeded to do my business.

100%. Guarantee he did more than just "take cute selfies", there was probably some wanking plus he had probably been in there for ages and other women were beginning to complain to the manager. He was probably acting weird before going in there too. My guess is the manager assumed he was either a junkie shooting up in there or a creep setting up hidden cameras and that's why his bag got searched.

But telling the whole story and understanding how your actions might come off to other people don't garner enough internet sympathy points.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't even think about the drug angle but yeah it's a club so the probably do deal with drug use and dealers in the bathrooms. Was probably doing something really suspicious in the first place. If the manager knocks on the door and then asks what you are doing and takes your purse then there was probably something weird going on.

I figured all I would have to do is pause the stream, tell this lady I was peeing and I'd be done in a second, and I could finish my business. ... So I paused my piss, and opened the door and was instead greeted by the manager, Karen, who proceeded to forcefully take my purse, and then told her lackey next to her to "Search his bag." and he took off outside to rifle through my belongings.

So if you are peeing, how the fuck long does it take to finish and why would your solution be to clench mid stream then open up the door to talk to the person while sitting on the toilet? None of that makes even a tiny bit of sense.

[–]Conqueeftador 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So if you are peeing, how the fuck long does it take to finish and why would your solution be to clench mid stream then open up the door to talk to the person while sitting on the toilet? None of that makes even a tiny bit of sense.

Male bladders can hold a lot of pee!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It reads fake to me. My money would be that it's made up for reddit karma. The aside about all the video games in the purse really struck me as particularly odd. I suppose it's possible that it's an extremely autistic person but I don't think extremely autistic persons generally like going to new years parties such as this.

Of course we can simply go with the "taking selfies" as taking photographs in the women's bathroom. Like yeah no shit that's going to creep people out. Who the fuck takes toilet selfies?