Cameras are transphobic, unfortunately not satire

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

And, quite likely unintentionally, reveals that it's all just a fetish for him to get himself off with.

I also have the horrifying thought that this degenerate might be dipping into his mom's and sister's clothing, especially the underwear 🤮.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Post-nut clarity….🤮

[–]BISH 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Post-nut clarity

Kenjataimu

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sage wisdom.

[–]jacques1102 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The part where he said he was giggling like a little girl gives off creepy vibes.

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This camera is soft on the eyes.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, you fucking bastard, why would you do that to me?!? Isn't enough that I saw it once already?

I hope your next piss involves passing a kidney stone, you vile shit :D.

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's too funny. I couldn't help it. ;-)

[–]LtGreenCo 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like this dude's camera is working perfectly and he needs to clean his mirrors.

[–]LynchTheGroomers 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"Giggling like a little girl while doing so" I threw up in my mouth. I've been saying....no matter how realistic these niggas think they look, something will inevitably give it away and therefore they will never get over their dyphoria. Also the way this goblin speaks proves he believes there are two only genders...."I looked cis", "on camera I looked like a man"

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"Tee hee hee," the grown ass balding man giggled to himself. "I'm more a girl than my mother and sister," he squealed in what he thought passed as girlish delight. But nothing was passing that day, or any other day.

Stunning and brave.

[–]Haylstorm 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It must be the camera that's wrong! I totally look like a woman!

[–]Newzok 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

"Incredible, Robin! The Bat-Camera revealed something invisible to our eyes! It turns out our beautiful miss Sock...is a man!" "Holy garlic breath, Batman! I was almost falling in love!"

[–]Femaleisnthateful 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I feel sorry for this man's mom and sister. One of my cousins went the HSTS route last year. I was checking out his Facebook page for pictures of his sister's wedding. He has an entire album of .... just selfies of himself at the wedding.

[–]jet199[S] 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

https://www.reveddit.com/v/MtF/comments/10nesvn/i_have_come_to_the_expert_opinion_that_cameras/

Image processing, reeeeeee, lens distortion, waaaaaaah.

[–]Haylstorm 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao they can say that all they want but they're still men in wigs.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You're comparing a still image distorted by the camera lens with a much less distorted moving image - and movements (even micro movements) are a very important part of how we perceive people.

These poor bastards. Trans people pass much better in still photos than IRL. They can't compensate for the anatomical differences that govern movement.

[–]IMissPorn 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Genuinely reminds me of flat-earther stuff. Don't see what you want? Must be some kind of inexplicable distortion.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I went down a misguided rabbit hole today of Vera Wylde's (Council of Geeks YouTuber) Twitter feed. Nonstop pictures of himself in lingerie, referencing sex stuff, and pictures of himself grappling his naked, estrogenized breasts with captions like "Felt Cute".

Dude, you're a 40 yr old, overweight man with puke-coloured hair and gaudy makeup. You're not cute. By anyone's definition.

But I think men like him really believe it. They're living in their own echo chambers and they're just consumed with chasing the dragon.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

40 yr old, overweight men looking in the mirror and thinking they are gods gift of just standard man behaviour.

[–]handbananasrevenge 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He admits the truth but the Cluster B Bombs swirling in his neurons make him choose to believe the fantasy rather than the abject reality.

That’s bad enough, but what makes it worse is that, depending on where you live, the rest of us are socially and in some cases legally required to play along with their delusions. Which means these nut jobs have more rights than we do.

It’s stuff like this that just proves we are not exaggerating when we say that this is a fetish and that they are narcissists who are obsessed with themselves.

[–]UncleWillard56 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Telling that he thinks looking feminine is some sort of competition with his mother and sister.

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Such female behaviour, turning ever little thing into a competition.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's a gay Nigerian who was transed 7 months ago.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

548 people also had this problem.

[–]Dragonerne 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Brony is probably a jew. Why are so many transpeople jews?

[–]jacques1102 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why are you so obsessed with jewish people when the post has nothing to do with jews?

[–]jet199[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Autism and domineering women.

[–]IMissPorn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

That's interesting actually. Why do you suppose his delusion works in the mirror but not in photos?

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Likely he is only seeing a part of himself at a time in the mirror then adding it all together. With a photo he sees his whole self at once.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

He probably also takes his photos from below (because men tend to shoot from below while women aim from above). The upward angle of the photo distorts his chin and makes it look bigger.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So he can't even take a photo like a women.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nope. The smart TRAs take photos from above to hide their jawline and stubble.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reality is the greatest transphobe.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Go to that sub at any time and the main feed is full of gold.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't even laugh. This is a severely ill person who needs to be institutionalized.

Thanks to wokeism, people aren't getting the mental help they need. They're receiving false validation from others who are equally ill.

[–]DJ8Man 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Expert opinion".