Woman disappointed by boring men's bathroom experience

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

They’ve used a gents for the first time and have some thoughts on interior design? Y’know who that sounds like? A woman.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Boom.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We're in there to, literally, get shit done. Not hang out.

[–]LtGreenCo 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Funny how often we see these women transition and then get mindblown over how the experience is not as girly as they were expecting.

[–]Datachost 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

BL manga and its consequences

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

They expect to find that magical gay unicorn who sees their vagina and realizes that it's exactly what they wanted all along. But only that vagina, it's dicks-or-nothing for everyone else. Oh, and he'll totally be her magical faggot pixie bestie 4 lyfe, uplifting her from the basic bitch existence to a wonderland of homo hipster living worthy of the only finest Tiktok videos and hot take tweets.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't the Larry Craig scandal teach her anything? You tap your foot three times and push your leg to the side of the stall for the other person as the universal "I want cock" sign.

A real man will learn that much; I thought queer theorists taught children that in kindergarten now. What DO they teach these kids in sex ed, anyway?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What DO they teach these kids in sex ed, anyway?

What to tell their parents instead of the truth when asked about what they learned in school that day.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

"Guys, we don't have to accept that." 🤣

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Did she not see the sign? “No girls allowed?” Seriously, it’s the one place where we guys can “feel safe.” And now they wanna take away our urinals…

I really don’t get it. What does this lady want? To just hang out in the men’s room? No one wants to do that. Least of all us guys. And before she starts getting too self righteous, women’s rooms are often every bit as horrid as men’s. Women like to pretend we don’t know. But live with one long enough for her to stop pretending, and she’ll show you devastation of a sort you thought was only a myth to scare high school freshmen.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Plus, she has no option but to sit on those nasty, piss soaked toilet seats. 🤮 She has no understanding that they're only there to accommodate emergency shits.

[–]wylanderuk 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pretty much everybody that has had to clean public toilets seems to say the womens is generally worse than the gents.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

there's only two fluids that can reach the ceiling in one, and three in the other

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I'm taking this video in an opposite direction. I feel like it's slightly sexist in the other direction that whoever designed the bathrooms at this building is like "the women's restroom needs to be pink with perfume and fluffy decorations."

It's the same thing that these gender stereotyping TRAs do when they say men and women are the random stereotypes. I can imagine a MtF making this exact same video except saying "the woman's bathroom is so affirming because it's pink and perfumed."

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can imagine a MtF making this exact same video except saying "the woman's bathroom is so affirming because it's pink and perfumed."

I thought the MtF use the "any janitor will tell you the women's room is universally nastier than the men's room" to be fine- it has women going to the bathroom so they're part of the sisterhood, and they have treasure boxes full of used tampons/pads that give them a raging gender euphoria all over the place! 7/10, would be 10/10 if more of the women were willing to have gender affirming lesbian sex with her right there in the bathroom.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The women decorate their own bathrooms at my work. The mens room has no lotion, flowers, plants, dream catchers, etc.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Agreed, I went to a conference hosted at a billionaire’s office complex recently. All the men were talking about how elegant the men’s bathrooms were. They weren’t feminine like this woman wants, but they were not normal: marble tiles, red paint, wood doors on stalls, arches, some framed prints of masculine themes, etc.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, but that sounds more like someone with money making sure that their establishment demonstrates their wealth and (presumably) the women's facilities would be done to a similar standard.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. The women’s facilities (and everything else) were similarly opulent.

[–]worldgonecrazy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If she wants plants in that bathroom, what's stopping her from putting them there? The women's bathrooms certainly don't look like that b/c their company/school/whatever decorated it (flowery soap, fine, I can see that, but the plants, no way) - I'm willing to bet the rest of staff did that. She could do it. Perfect example of modern """activism"""": There is a viable solution right there, but they'd rather do the woe-is-me-special on Twitter, sorry, X.

All that being said, I'm a woman and in all my life, never EVER have I been in a restroom that had plants except one certain spa, and even there it certainly didn't 'smell like a waterfall' (whatever that's supposed to mean)...

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

She doesn't know the door to the blackjack room in the men's bathroom only opens when you flush the disabled toilet three times in quick succession.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Musky!

For fuck’s sake, now we have to change the code again!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Musky once again demonstrating that he's the reason we can't have nice things.

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wait? It's supposed to be blackjack!?!?

Why do I keep getting a smokey room full of loud Chinamen playing Pai-Gow instead?

[–]AlanOneWant some popcorn? 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well, what do these people expect to see in there? Tea and biscuits? Put a plant in there and most won't even notice it except for that one mf who's going to do unspeakable things to it.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They expect what they are accustomed to, because they did zero prior research.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

tbf trans men don't have the same ... reputation in bathrooms at all (despite whatever Kramer's insinuating)

only trans women (especially those who don't transition at all, e.g. the Ben Franklin types) literally brag about getting boners from being in the women's loo/changing room (while saying they HAVE to be there because, you guessed it, they feel threatened being near people with dicks)

basically, constantly soaking in testosterone all of a sudden, and discontinuing testosterone after a lifetime of soaking in it have very different outcomes despite being the same chemical and docking in the same cell receptacles (like how male bodybuilders on the juice have massive shrinkage and females massive ... growth)