Woman disappointed by boring men's bathroom experience

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[–]Datachost 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

BL manga and its consequences

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

They expect to find that magical gay unicorn who sees their vagina and realizes that it's exactly what they wanted all along. But only that vagina, it's dicks-or-nothing for everyone else. Oh, and he'll totally be her magical faggot pixie bestie 4 lyfe, uplifting her from the basic bitch existence to a wonderland of homo hipster living worthy of the only finest Tiktok videos and hot take tweets.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't the Larry Craig scandal teach her anything? You tap your foot three times and push your leg to the side of the stall for the other person as the universal "I want cock" sign.

A real man will learn that much; I thought queer theorists taught children that in kindergarten now. What DO they teach these kids in sex ed, anyway?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What DO they teach these kids in sex ed, anyway?

What to tell their parents instead of the truth when asked about what they learned in school that day.