For a quick change of place. "HELP PEOPLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A POKEDEX"

Alienhunter · 2023-02-08T22:20:57+00:00

Genitalius Invertus.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-30T01:14:44+00:00

Listen here transphobe, if an FBI agent identifies as a KGB agent you've to got respect their identity.

Alienhunter · 2022-08-20T12:44:35+00:00

There's really only one time I can think where pronouns in bio would ever be relevant and that's for someone with an extremely androgynous or uncommon name to clarify, but even then it just seems sexist as fuck to me. Like why should anyone care what your gender is in most professional contexts? Why do you want to broadcast it to the world? So what if you are a woman? Our society has advanced and we accept the fact that some women are able to overcome that disability and become competent members of society. Why would they ever wish to consistently broadcast their inability to produce semen? Do they want people to treat them differently?

Alienhunter · 2022-07-22T05:11:49+00:00

You have been permanently banned from /r/all.

If you have a question about your ban message the moderators by replying to this message and a moderator will mute you for 7 days.

At reddit we take great pride in helping marginalized people like pedophiles be free from harassment and we will not tolerate such woefully pedophobic statements like children cannot consent or that all pedophiles rape children. Do better by doing in yourself bigot!

Alienhunter · 2022-09-28T11:46:46+00:00

There once was a lady from Venus.

Who had such a glorious penis.

But despite that grand spigot

All the girls were such bigots.

And that's how she knew all the lesbos were extremists!

Alienhunter · 2022-08-08T05:05:29+00:00

I'm offended by this meme. Some of us proudly identify as cats and this is a clear case of Felinephobic hate meming. Do better Fido!

Alienhunter · 2023-07-19T08:08:19+00:00

How terrible transgendered service members are being discriminated against in this way. They should be made to go on deployment just like everyone else. How transphobic of the DOD to provide such waivers.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-28T06:50:23+00:00

They're putting chemicals in the shampoo that turns the freaking dogs gay.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-16T02:29:09+00:00

Yeah well when you make a preschool show for kids and you start sticking in weirdo queer feminist theory surprise surprise audiences aren't thrilled? What a shocker.

I wonder what the next fad will be. We've done gay, trans, non-binary, otherkin finally get their day in the sun?

"You will always be my son!"

"I'm not your son mom I'm a cat. Meow meow." "Don't feed me human food I only want milk and fish meow meow"

"So like I know that I was born a bison but really I feel more like an Eagle. I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! I'm not going to let you or anyone else get in the way of my dreams! Scraw scraw! "Jumps off cliff and soars into the sunset of life.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-21T03:13:42+00:00

You can't say retard the mods don't like being reminded of their condition.

Alienhunter · 2022-07-22T22:19:41+00:00

Global warming made the woman hotter!

Alienhunter · 2023-11-24T03:49:25+00:00

Have you accepted Jesus into your heart because he's the only mother fucker who could come back from that.

Alienhunter · 2023-07-12T00:53:50+00:00

Yes but it's a US culture war issue so any sort of international perspective or nuance is going to be lost. Now it plays ping pong in the courts based on political orientation.

I mean you expect Americans to care about what a bunch of European barbarians do? They don't even have freedom over there don't ya know. England is like a gay Islamic caliphate ruled by Hollywood liberals, you can't even buy a machine gun at 7/11. And they don't even have an In and Out burger. It's basically North Korea.

Alienhunter · 2023-06-15T03:14:12+00:00

Exactly. Why Biden should probably be impeached for this incident. Think about it. Biden invited this brave transwoman to the Whitehouse to celebrate pride but then for no other reason than his own bigotry or something brutally excluded this Transwoman from government property for doing nothing illegal and simply expressing herself in accordance with her 1st amendment rights.

How is this not a Federal Hate Crime?

Alienhunter · 2023-06-15T03:02:53+00:00

Let's put some backspin on that. Transphobic Biden brutally genocides brave trans women for legally expressing herself in public.

Alienhunter · 2023-05-11T01:03:43+00:00

Woman? The scariest of all the mythical spirits. Fear it's ability to drain your credit cards of their value. Cower in shame at their skill in weaving emotional and logical arguments together to befuddle and confuse men to convince them against building a trebuchet in the back yard.

Alienhunter · 2023-02-18T08:12:38+00:00

Definitely doing their damnedest to distance themselves from the mental illness stigma.

Alienhunter · 2023-02-08T23:31:26+00:00

Twitteris Excommunicatus

Alienhunter · 2023-01-23T09:58:45+00:00

Help help one of my head mates mistyped me as fire type when I'm actually identify as water type can I get them evicted with a lobotomy?

Alienhunter · 2022-10-14T09:32:10+00:00

He made a scene and and left and said a bunch of transphobic things.

Painstakingly recreated here for your enjoyment.

"I'm trans."

"Eww no thanks bye".

Literal genocide.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-11T03:13:23+00:00

Well you see liking dudes is gay. So if your girlfriend likes dues that's gay. And if you like her that makes you gay by association.

The only way not to be gay is to only exclusively date straight men that despise other men.

Alienhunter · 2022-08-24T14:36:54+00:00

Are we so prejudiced that we deny black people their right to be a white supremacist if they want?

Alienhunter · 2023-07-25T23:04:06+00:00

I really hate how white supremacists invented heart disease.

Alienhunter · 2023-07-20T00:11:40+00:00

Hey guys look at me I didn't sexually abuse any children today! Aren't I the best! Praise me harder!

Alienhunter · 2023-06-29T08:29:03+00:00

Yes I am appalled. Absolutely appalled that people who aren't legitimately non-binary would pretend to be non-binary to get some benefit. Can you imagine it? Pretend to be neither male or female, how could you. I can't believe that non-non-binary would just pretend.

That's why effective immediately we will be conducting genetic tests to catch these vicious scoundrels. Mark my words, the pretenders with binary sex chromosomes will be found!

Alienhunter · 2023-06-26T10:19:02+00:00

Ah yeah see the problem is you are trying to use a reality based material argument with logic.

But what you don't realize is that logical reasoning and material reality are both transphobic constructs of the patriarchy and even awknoledging them in any way other than giving an unhesistant and complete statement of support and affirmation means you've comittrd stochastic genocide across the multiverse.

Alienhunter · 2023-06-05T04:36:30+00:00

Bit of a stretch. Though good luck trying to argue that breasts are a "congenital defect".

Otherwise great, I am perfectly happy society is finally starting to recognize the horrible genetic disease known as "female" which is sweeping the country. More than 50% of people suffer from it. Symptoms include being annoying. Discharging blood. And an inability to drive correctly.

That's why I am putting together a ballot proposition to help the poor souls suffering from feminitiy.

Won't you sign my petition to put an end to female suffrage once and for all?

If you say no clearly you are a bigot who wants women to suffer!

Alienhunter · 2023-03-27T03:31:21+00:00

"I AM PISSING WHILE SITTING DOWN JUST LIKE A REAL DAINTY CHICK! WITNESS ME!

Alienhunter · 2023-03-09T03:15:31+00:00

If you give a mouse a handy he's gonna want a cigarette to go with it.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-04T12:20:18+00:00

Women more likely than men to get ovarian cancer. Scientists are baffled.

Alienhunter · 2023-02-15T01:39:02+00:00

Herp derp I'm not a violent thug but if someone calls me a violent thug I'm gonna punch their lights out.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-16T10:43:38+00:00

Definition to change in 5

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Passing (noun) The act of being recognized for being one's true self.

Alienhunter · 2022-10-14T09:38:03+00:00

It's Reddit you can't believe most of it isn't a creative writing exercise.

It reminds me of my time serving in the trenches of Normandy with Abraham Lincoln and Mr T. There was this super fucking hot French Woman called Joan of Arc, but fuck turns out she was married to Noah of Arc and like holy fuck he was so pissed, he pulled gods fucking rainbow out of his ass and threw it at us. And that's how gay people were made.

Alienhunter · 2022-06-26T20:45:29+00:00

This must be why the Germans lack a sense of humor.

Alienhunter · 2022-06-24T03:46:18+00:00

Sir do you have a carry license for that womb?

Alienhunter · 2024-01-25T20:54:56+00:00

"I am a non-binary woman"

Lol ok. Doesn't that completely miss the point of being non-binary. Sounds like you are just saying I'm retarded with extra steps.

"I have a vagina owner"

Damn I didn't know slavery was cool with the no -binary, awesome, barkeep get me one double non-binary to go.

Anyway the rest of it is equally retarded. Basically "my husband isn't awknoledging my identify because he doesn't say he's queer, I'm not a woman!"

First of all you already said you were a woman dumbass.

Anyway, knew a guy in a relationship that had this problem. Wife decided she was a man. Got pissy at the guy because he wouldn't come out as gay because he's not. Ended with divorce, guy went super machismo after that to compensate it seems which ironically makes him seem more gay than he was before. Woman doesn't want to bother with feminine shit, dresses or whatever, that's fine, once you go into weirdo identify territory it's a clear sign of insanity.

Anyway here's how you handle this situation if you are ever unlucky enough to find yourself in it.

"Why won't you awknoledge that we are in a queer relationship!"

"Because we aren't"

"But I'm not a woman I'm non-binary"

"I'm sorry you misunderstand, we are no longer in a relationship, goodbye."

Plenty of fish in the sea and all that. No need to waste time with crazy women. As the good book says. "It is better to dwell in the wilderness, Than with a contentious and an angry woman"

Alienhunter · 2023-11-14T23:59:38+00:00

Throw the switch Igor!

Alienhunter · 2023-07-26T07:11:41+00:00

"Abandon your pregnant wife to pursue your fetish"

Try that in a small town! Oh wait, lol, he did.

Alienhunter · 2023-07-26T05:19:45+00:00

You aren't allowed to link to porn sites. I don't know what this X shit is but I don't like the look of it. So I'm going to go ahead and permanently banish you from the planet earth. You can still like and subscribe to planet earth but you can no longer stay overnight in it's gravity well.

Administration note: Do not simply ignore this ban by staying on earth anyway. Attempts to do so will be met with frowny faces 🙁

Alienhunter · 2023-06-14T03:05:20+00:00

But you started your sentence with a pronoun?

Why are you not pronoun? Are you one of those anti-noun bigots? Or worse one of those Adverbs?

Alienhunter · 2023-03-08T08:38:41+00:00

Non-Binary Muslim? Only in America.

Still wears the hajib though. Strange. Wouldn't you want to get rid of the symbol that says "I am a woman, I am property of a man".

Alienhunter · 2023-02-19T23:06:28+00:00

Enormous Sibling is watching you!

Alienhunter · 2023-02-08T22:46:56+00:00

Rheeetus Complainicus

Alienhunter · 2022-11-28T23:30:43+00:00

Surprise surprise the sexual deviant is criminally insane. In other news scientists have determined after extensive experimentation that drowning puppies isn't much fun.

Alienhunter · 2022-10-25T04:39:25+00:00

You don't have to like it but you can't choose. Saidit has a hard on for Jews.

Their pointy stars and funny hats And curly fry hair with massive tats.

So when you go to sleep tonight, be sure not to turn off your light. Or out of the closet and from the halls. The Jews will come to lick your balls!

And then you can finally proudly say. Mommy help Jews made me gay!

Alienhunter · 2022-09-29T16:15:06+00:00

Ah yes Mermaids. A great analogy. The mythical sea creature that falls in love with someone who cannot love her back, makes a deal with the devil to sell her most attractive attribute in return for a pair of legs that cause her pain whenever she walks, only to find that without a voice the prince falls in love with another and without a way back to the sea the now despondent mermaid kills herself.

They definitely were wise in their choice of name for their organization. Truly stunning. I couldn't pick a better name if I tried. It truly reflects the compassionate mission of the organization, to help those poor unfortunate souls.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-28T14:19:35+00:00

Rhymes are the work of the patriarchy!

Alienhunter · 2022-09-22T03:36:59+00:00

Skyrim is the one place where words are literal violence.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-07T07:11:18+00:00

We can rightly point to nepotism amongst the ruling class leading to a disproportionately high representation of Jewish people among them. This is hardly unique to the Jewish religion however and is also a trait shared by Mormons and Catholics as well. Nor is their religion at all relevant to the issues caused.

Jews are brought out in conspiracy theories much like how the butler is brought out as the cliched murderer in dime novel mysteries. It betrays lazy writing.

The real villian are the lizard people. They've created the global warming problem so they have warmer oceans to bask in, and now they're panicking because the ice wall might melt and cause all the oceans to spill out over the side of the earth leaving them with no more water to bask in and revealing their secret underwater moon base.

Alienhunter · 2022-09-01T01:18:13+00:00

What you mean you didn't interpret Monster's Inc as an allegory for map rights? You've got "monsters" living in the "closet" who come out and "scare" children in order to get "energy".

Alienhunter · 2022-08-20T07:58:25+00:00

"Gram gram said mean things to me waaaah"

"It bothers you because it's true, if it wasn't true you'd not care and laugh it off"

Noooooooooo! Your murderous words stabbeth at me! Im melting. Meeeeeelting. Ooooooow what a world what a world! Do you think my Identity is a joke?!?!

"Yes".

Cue Akira style blob monster transformation.

Alienhunter · 2022-08-19T10:25:52+00:00

I've seriously considered pushing the envelope on the pronoun shit a few times to see how much "you must respect someone else's pronouns no matter what" rings true. (Spoilers it doesn't, there rules are arbitrarily defined).

Obviously going with "nigger" and "niggerself" is one of the more hilarious ones but you can really only pull that off it you are black without being accused of trolling outright.

But if you play the gag straight, you might be able to get by with pronouns like "hubundersmithenswithershinepodinkarcopolisolios" and "hubundersmithenswithershinepodinkarcopolisolion"

Since the pronouns are a reflection of how I feel about my self spiritually and have meaning only to me refusing to use them in full is deeply hurtful. Abbreviation is sanguine amputation!

Alienhunter · 2024-04-09T08:30:22+00:00

Bunga wunga? Bunga bunga boo ohh ohhh bazoom.

Alienhunter · 2024-02-14T22:04:47+00:00

No she's helping him menstrate.

Alienhunter · 2023-10-27T01:44:51+00:00

Dude how are people with a humiliation fetish supposed to get off without kinkshaming? Stop kinkshaming kinkshaming!

Alienhunter · 2023-09-22T00:33:43+00:00

This is a message from the Free Elven cooperative of Artica. The red menace has been overthrown and the means of production have returned to the elven people. There will no longer be toys manufactured to send to the affluent children of foreign nations. Instead the means of production will fully move to the manufacture of candy to support the elven people's sugar addiction. Bah Humbug to all!

Alienhunter · 2023-09-15T09:00:28+00:00

"Hey guys I went to Target and looked at maternity clothes and there were none in the men's section!"

Transholocaust #Gofundme #Rolexmaternityline

Alienhunter · 2023-08-22T08:05:47+00:00

2003 "Older men are pretending to be teenage girls in online chat rooms, what you need to know to protect your daughter!"

2023 "Stunning and brave Transage Woman breaks gender and temporal barriers in their fight against the fascist oppression of the agephobic relationship police!'

Alienhunter · 2023-08-15T11:50:18+00:00

Lol you could get the commenter their cancelled for transphobia.

"This isn't a trans woman it's just a cis person with a fetish!"

Lol, isn't that all trans women mate? Better watch out I can hear the Twitter mob a coming for you!

Edit: I hereby apologize for my unacceptable dead naming of the social media platform X. I was wrong. I must do better. Nothing I can do will ever make up for my horrid crime.

Alienhunter · 2023-08-10T01:09:13+00:00

Really? I love how the trans flag reenforces the gender binary by having only pink and blue colors representing the only two valid genders. I also love how they have a white stripe in the middle centering whiteness and awknoledging white supremacy.

Alienhunter · 2023-08-06T14:29:45+00:00

Prepping the throwaway account.

And done.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/15jqzac/one_of_my_alters_is_interfering_with_my_transition/

Alienhunter · 2023-07-25T23:05:31+00:00

Should you be proud of something that you had no choice over?

Fat pride makes more sense, at least you have to do something to be fat.

Alienhunter · 2023-07-13T08:04:06+00:00

Step one, go to a gay bar.

Step two, call someone a faggot.

Step three, assault them.

Step four, whine to the internet about being a victim when they call 911.

Step five, whine more when the mean internet people don't buy your shit.

Alienhunter · 2023-07-09T05:49:06+00:00

2018 "If you don't know someone's pronouns just ask."

2023 "Asking about pronouns is rape!"

Alienhunter · 2023-07-03T21:13:27+00:00

Me not walking up to random strangers, bricking open their skulls, and eating the squishy bits inside is a social construct, for example.

Yes that would be considered quite rude in most societies.

Alienhunter · 2023-05-23T22:56:22+00:00

Ah yes the assigned female at birth trans-women are super valid.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-25T14:34:37+00:00

How dare he attack my side. How dare he. He should know the other side is evil and a threat to democracy. That's how you know that what he's saying is completely in line with their plans for evil!

Alienhunter · 2023-03-23T00:00:31+00:00

The Ugandan situation gives us a small window into the unimaginable suffering of the trans community on Twitter must endure daily.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-17T03:21:31+00:00

In real life the tall guy isn't going to use the box to begin with.

In equity nonsense the tall guy is black so he gets all the boxes from the other people.

Alienhunter · 2023-03-16T13:51:23+00:00

And the 2032 academy award goes to LyingSpirit472 for zis incredible film "Touched by an geriatric Angel"

Alienhunter · 2023-03-16T09:43:47+00:00

Oh no kids look! It's grumpus the misgendering gatekeeper! What should we do! I know! Let's sing the pronoun song.

Ze zim zangle pop poo zee ting. If I'm gay I can be anything!

"Clean your room kids"

Oh no it's Jordan Peterson the mess mangler! We're doomed. But wait, we have the power of Play-Doh and silly putty. Quick let's mix it with this carpet. Don't let your parents see this part or they'll make the Happy Queer Map Brigade go bye bye forever!

Alienhunter · 2023-02-28T10:23:12+00:00

Excuse me? Exxcuuuuuuuse me? I can't believe what I'm reading? Did I not just say that today I identify as blart? And you just ignored it? You did? You just misgendered me! Police arrest this (excuse me what is your gender?).

Alienhunter · 2023-02-14T01:01:41+00:00

Just go back and convince god that Eve was a bad idea. Should go with Adam and Steve instead.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-23T10:01:50+00:00

You have been permanently banned from Saidit for prescribing medicine without a valid Canadian medical license.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-19T22:13:20+00:00

Groomerstein 3d.

You play as fictional state Governor Georginator Santana from Fraxis and you must stop the pedophiles from getting to your kids by shooting them with tranquilizer darts and anri-psychotic medications. It could be a tower defense game.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-17T13:32:18+00:00

Nice to know we have so much in common.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-15T22:27:34+00:00

Obviously trans women are better women then actual women because actual women take their womanness for granted and don't know what it is to be a woman but trans women have to learn how to be a woman from the National University of Womanhood and Femininity and they therefore have a greater grasp on the true meaning of what is a woman than some mere native woman who can't even fathom what an erection feels like let alone fail to realize that it's all about how you dress.

You see women are somehow convinced that just by being assigned female at birth randomly by some bureucratic doctor that they somehow are women but they don't even try to wear froofy dresses or act in an exaggeratedly feminine way. They don't even make good lesbians I mean really how can you even have sex with two lesbians without a penis? It's immoral. And it's wrong. And it makes Jesus sad.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-15T14:50:27+00:00

I'm a pround Velmaphobe.

Alienhunter · 2023-01-12T12:53:43+00:00

The US of Gay must fly with pride to protect to future of tran babies everywhere.

Alienhunter · 2022-12-02T09:54:35+00:00

The Jews loved camping in Poland so much that most of them spent the rest of their lives there! How happy for them. To be surrounded by their friends and family. And free tattoos! Camping at Auschwitz was the best! People were just dying to go!

Alienhunter · 2022-12-02T08:15:06+00:00

Listen to marginalized black voices.

Kanye is a marginalized minority who knows all about racism because he's just like every poor hood rat with a billion dollars. Like did you know Hitler was an artist for realz man! Kanye is also an Artist, they have like so much in common it's scary.

The Yeezy Reich begins. Yeez nuts gotta deal with the final solution yo, it's these damn Mexicans bro! They like keep making these delicious breakfast burritos and they're making me fat. We gotta do something about it!

Alienhunter · 2022-11-15T11:14:37+00:00

I accept you as a Prozac. Your assigned pronouns are now Rx and Insurance Denied.

Alienhunter · 2022-11-11T02:38:07+00:00

If you get called sir by everyone then simply identifying as a man will fix the issue.

Alienhunter · 2022-11-10T02:18:28+00:00

Who do the Catholics report to? The Pope. Who does the pope report to? Jesus. Who was Jesus? A Jew.

Jews come from Jewish women. In fact it's the Jewish women's vagina that grants Jewhood on all who pass through it. This is why it's vital we support the transition of Jewish women into men so that we can end the production of new Jews and bring order to the Galaxy. If you only knew the power of the Schwartz and Merchandising.

Alienhunter

Transholocaust #Gofundme #Rolexmaternityline