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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Well you see liking dudes is gay. So if your girlfriend likes dues that's gay. And if you like her that makes you gay by association.

The only way not to be gay is to only exclusively date straight men that despise other men.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

But then, presumably dating straight men who despise other men, by that, likely proves they're like the old married couple who stay together because they despise the other and want their misery. Nothing gayer than being married to a dude.

The proper one is the same as our ancient forefathers showed: It's not gay if you're on top, but if you bottom you're hella gay brah.