Can you help a lady out

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[–]Alienhunter 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If you get called sir by everyone then simply identifying as a man will fix the issue.

[–]Anman 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Any ideas?

Get pushed back into the ocean?

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Did you try not having a XY chromosomes?

[–]Canbot 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Makeup would go a long way. When we see someone with makeup on we are conditioned to assume they are female. This guy does not have very masculin features, so makeup should do the trick. And really big earings, so they are immediately noticeable, definitely not studs.

[–]Enemycupcake 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's actually some pretty solid advice lol. His hair is still a pretty gender neutral cut also, needs to be styled and if he goes full bangs it'll hid the fact that his hairline is higher than a woman's would be

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    [–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm pretty sure this pic is facetuned as well, look at the eyes. So this is already the best version of shimself.

    [–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yeah, when I see a guy with a face like a shovel with lipstick on I immediately mistake them for a woman. It doesn't just make them look more like a demented fool in any way.

    [–]Feldheld 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Crawl back into the womb and come back out as a real woman?

    [–]russkayacabbage 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes, being a woman is purely about having pretty nails and hair. I am literally nothing but hair, nails, jewelry and GOD FORBID I forget my purse.

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Giant platinum blonde wig.

    [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    You're not being misgendered. You have a cock you fucking dolt.

    [–]TarBaby 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Try a scarf to hide your Adam's Apple.

    [–]peety 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Stupid idiot really isn't a gender

    [–]clownworlddropout 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    And of course it's a picture from a public bathroom.