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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

I've seriously considered pushing the envelope on the pronoun shit a few times to see how much "you must respect someone else's pronouns no matter what" rings true. (Spoilers it doesn't, there rules are arbitrarily defined).

Obviously going with "nigger" and "niggerself" is one of the more hilarious ones but you can really only pull that off it you are black without being accused of trolling outright.

But if you play the gag straight, you might be able to get by with pronouns like "hubundersmithenswithershinepodinkarcopolisolios" and "hubundersmithenswithershinepodinkarcopolisolion"

Since the pronouns are a reflection of how I feel about my self spiritually and have meaning only to me refusing to use them in full is deeply hurtful. Abbreviation is sanguine amputation!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If I’m ever asked to do the whole pronoun thing, it hasn’t happened yet, I will list I/Me/Mine with a totally straight face. I didn’t come up with that, I’ve forgotten where I first saw it suggested but it strikes me as a troll you can do with very low chance of being called out on it - and it makes conversation about me completely impossible thereby breaking brains as a bonus.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Honestly, even if it's trolling, it's still something to use because quite frankly, they'd still be caught. Even if you're outright trolling, you have to use that set of pronouns or else you're transphobic, but if you use them you're using a slur and are -ist or -phobic. Either way, they lose. Even if you can't use that one, there's bound to be a slur for your own group to use for it.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Can you tell cracker to send out the TPS reports tonight, thanks, and if crackerself can’t do it can Shamu do it Shamuself. If Shanequa calls tell ##€{€{*~~€|$transmission lost.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly.

But don't look at me, my pronouns are Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsuke/ Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsukeself.