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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 15 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 10 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah well when you make a preschool show for kids and you start sticking in weirdo queer feminist theory surprise surprise audiences aren't thrilled? What a shocker.

I wonder what the next fad will be. We've done gay, trans, non-binary, otherkin finally get their day in the sun?

"You will always be my son!"

"I'm not your son mom I'm a cat. Meow meow." "Don't feed me human food I only want milk and fish meow meow"

"So like I know that I was born a bison but really I feel more like an Eagle. I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! I'm not going to let you or anyone else get in the way of my dreams! Scraw scraw! "Jumps off cliff and soars into the sunset of life.

[–]LyingSpirit472 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Otherkin are trying to get it, but Haven't the pedophiles already called next?

"Son, I'm sorry I tried keeping you away from that creepy old man who leers at you at the playground. I realize now I was just jealous...jealous of the fact that you get to feel true love at such an early age while I had to wait. Jealous of the fact that my parents were so selfish that they would hide from me something that'd make my naughty parts feel good until I got older and wouldn't let me have the liberating good feeling because they secretly hated me. Jealous that I can't be strong enough like that creepy old man is to feel this way myself. Go, run to that creepy old man. And all you kids out there, do the same thing. And all you parents out there, let your kids do the same thing, hold them down if need be to do it, and enjoy it yourself on the other side."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

And the 2032 academy award goes to LyingSpirit472 for zis incredible film "Touched by an geriatric Angel"

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'd like to thank my they-them neutral parent and Sam Smith.