SANITYNetflix drops woke pre-school animated show featuring non-binary bison - Groomer creator whines

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 15 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 10 fun -  (8 children)

Yeah well when you make a preschool show for kids and you start sticking in weirdo queer feminist theory surprise surprise audiences aren't thrilled? What a shocker.

I wonder what the next fad will be. We've done gay, trans, non-binary, otherkin finally get their day in the sun?

"You will always be my son!"

"I'm not your son mom I'm a cat. Meow meow." "Don't feed me human food I only want milk and fish meow meow"

"So like I know that I was born a bison but really I feel more like an Eagle. I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! I'm not going to let you or anyone else get in the way of my dreams! Scraw scraw! "Jumps off cliff and soars into the sunset of life.

[–]LyingSpirit472 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Otherkin are trying to get it, but Haven't the pedophiles already called next?

"Son, I'm sorry I tried keeping you away from that creepy old man who leers at you at the playground. I realize now I was just jealous...jealous of the fact that you get to feel true love at such an early age while I had to wait. Jealous of the fact that my parents were so selfish that they would hide from me something that'd make my naughty parts feel good until I got older and wouldn't let me have the liberating good feeling because they secretly hated me. Jealous that I can't be strong enough like that creepy old man is to feel this way myself. Go, run to that creepy old man. And all you kids out there, do the same thing. And all you parents out there, let your kids do the same thing, hold them down if need be to do it, and enjoy it yourself on the other side."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

And the 2032 academy award goes to LyingSpirit472 for zis incredible film "Touched by an geriatric Angel"

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'd like to thank my they-them neutral parent and Sam Smith.

[–]BellaBlue 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Could this be a counterargument when liberals express their hatred for organized religion?

"Why are you so opposed to an institution that accepts and promotes queer transage romance? 🥺 Love is love!"

[–]LyingSpirit472 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

But, you forget. That's Christianity, and defending Catholicism, even if it's to defend stunning and brave MAP priests, is doing what mommy and daddy WANT them to do. And the one standard the woke have is "what belief or identity I adopt will make Mommy and Daddy hurt the most?"

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Pedophiles will naturally flock to any position that gives them access to kids and insulation from criticism. Teachers, boy scout leaders, priests, etc.

Eventually someone goes mask off. The other pedophiles realize the jig is up and toss that guy under the bus to save their own skins. Happens over and over again.

[–]ShekelPa 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Kid fuckers is the last bastion, they are pushing them indirectly for now, but I expect they will directly and blatantly try to normalize it

[–]BellaBlue 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

May I introduce you to Minor-Attracted People? That's the woke name pedophiles gave themselves and attach themselves to the Queer Acceptance movement.

Sometimes when I feel like wading in sewage, I'll put on a pedophile podcast to listen to in the background. The sound of their voice make me feel dirty and need to clean my house.

YouTuber DeadWingDork did a livestream where we listened to some exerpts from pedophiles, and zoophiles. Both of them proudly identify with the alphabet mafia, both unironically used the argument, "Gay people are accepted by society, so there's no reason we won't be accepted next!"

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

When I was 17, I had a dream of starting my own animated sitcom. 1 season with just 12 episodes was all I wanted. But I gave up on that dream long ago to pursue more realistic things due to not having the resources and money. But more importantly, the main reason why I dropped it was because I thought people wouldn't find it entertaining. I was worried that the show would flop. To be fair, looking back on the script now, it really was a dumpster fire, so in some ways I'm glad I didn't debut it.

But then when I saw this, I realised that anyone can get their own TV show these days. So if you're an aspiring sitcom creator and you're worried that people won't like it, just know that at least you're not a groomer trying to push an LBGTADLLGTVBLM+ agenda onto kids. You'd be doing better than 99% of TV shows just by virtue of being a normal show.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But then when I saw this, I realised that anyone can get their own TV show these days.

I think that had you said that 5-6 years ago, you’d have been right….South Park covered it, with Netflix approving full series orders of shows based on a one sentence pitch down the phone. Now however, with the decline in subscribers and the ridiculous number of streaming services available I think the days of approving everything are gone, and Netflix has recently cancelled a couple of other really woke shows, two before they were even released (I believe - one of the two that comes to mind was about a Korean transman who gets pregnant).

Be interesting to see how Disney and Netflix cope with their belt tightening, Disney has to trim three billion off it’s TV budget this year, because it keeps commissioning woke garbage that no one watches, and it is putting people off even watching the supposedly good stuff - Andor os supposed to be good, but literally no one watched it because Obi-Wan and Book of Boba Fett was so terrible…and apparently Mandolorian is struggling to attract viewers now.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Do you have a treatment? It's never too late to develop or tweak or keep working on something.

Corporate media and television, for viewers too lazy to seek out their own choices of entertainment and information, are desperate for content and to compete with YouTube and/or indie-media. We can exploit that.

https://Projex.Wiki/wiki/Television_series_pitches

If you want a Projex account let me know the user name you'd like.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What an amazing resource!

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you'd like a Projex.Wiki user account let me know what name you'd like (PM if you like). I'll respond with a temp password you can change.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you, Jason. I will think about it.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You have the skills to put something up on YT. I've seen others find a viewer base that way and then move on to other platforms.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you. That's not a bad idea, actually.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (12 children)

This is non-binary bison genocide!! 😾

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

My pronouns are neither M. Bison or F. Bison. I am a Balrog! And wear my identity proudly shining brightly like the star Vega.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You Do Not Pass!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Oh no kids look! It's grumpus the misgendering gatekeeper! What should we do! I know! Let's sing the pronoun song.

Ze zim zangle pop poo zee ting. If I'm gay I can be anything!

"Clean your room kids"

Oh no it's Jordan Peterson the mess mangler! We're doomed. But wait, we have the power of Play-Doh and silly putty. Quick let's mix it with this carpet. Don't let your parents see this part or they'll make the Happy Queer Map Brigade go bye bye forever!

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I’m commissioning that for six seasons and a movie!

Quick, get Alienhunter a limo, an underage boy and a shot of adrenochome, zir in Hollywood now!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Petition to rename Hollywood to Hollywet to remove the patriarichal rape culture implication. Let's get it done people these chainsaws aren't going to juggle themselves.

Also can someone please do something about the reality leaking into my psychotic break. I thought I told the pumber to fix that. That's what you get for hiring a union plumber. Who's that Italian plumber ? Maron? Morio! Whatever get him in here stat with some of those mushrooms this lead needs fixing right now or else you'll never find out how Zimzer the Zany Xenogender Wizard escapes from Joanna the Terrible AstroTerf in the "Adventures in Ourragerealms: Enter the Twitterverse"

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

my psychotic break

No, that’s you finding your truth! If people can’t accept your lived experience then they should be prosecuted for committing violence against you and trying to genocide those poor, poor transbabies.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I dunno man, they changed when they went Hollywood. It used to be about the MAPing, not about the adrenochome...

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hilarious one, you're the next Bob Sagat.

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What'ryu talking about

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I ken see through the guile of that line.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My pronouns are neither M. Bison or F. Bison. I am a Balrog! And wear my identity proudly shining brightly like the star Vega.

Fuck yeah, Street Fighter! I was pretty good with Vega, it never really occurred to me he was gay as a kid, but...yeah

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Like it shouldn't be genocided. I mean, non-binary BI-son? Even if it lost male privilege by being non-binary, It's saying that it believes there's only two genders so it's a TERF!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The show has 35 episodes, so I don't know why its "lesbian mom" creator is complaining.