Why is s/idfuckher exiled from s/all while s/boobs is not? Tell me admin man. What gives? My pics were and are tamer than s/boobs. Did I s/butthurt you somehow? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Well. Maybe. It's because you're being sexist. Maybe.

You could test this theory by posting photos of dudes you'd, maybe fuck. Hypothetically.

I'll admit, it's a flimsy theory, but if it's wrong then everyone gets a laugh, and no harm done.

New definition of woman just dropped by Datachost in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

This is just basic intersectional science.

Honestly? F*ing dreadful by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Like the truck driver AND the prostitute he murdered at the same time.

#Unity

My 8 year old son was my husband in several past lifetimes. by IMissPorn in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Carries my groceries.

He's always telling me how appreciative he is that he has such a strong protector.

She's set the bar pretty low for her previous husbands.

15 Year Old Chicago Boy Driven to Suicide By Bullies Over Rumors He Was Unvaccinated by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

He died of Covid.

" The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues, is not that these issues are so complex, but... " ~ Thomas Sowell by JasonCarswell in quotes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Thomas Sowell

They want villains to hate and heroes to cheer - and they don't want explanations that don't give them that. " And that concludes my position...

Debate moderator
"Thank you Prof Sowell. Would the opposition care to respond?"

Mainstream Position

"Thank you, moderator... Something, something, RheeeeeRAAAAYCISMMMuh!!!"

SaidIt vs. transgender people by jet199 in SaidIt

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

There's an unusual feature on her neck? It's under her chin?

It could be cancerous. She might want to have it removed. IDK.

Oklahoma news anchor Julie Chin suffers stroke on live TV by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Flu season is almost here.

It's time for everyone to go out and get their strokes.

Facebook blocks #diedsuddenly hashtag by [deleted] in censorship

[–]CreditKnifeMan 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

#dyedsuddenly

Willem Dafoe forced to use penis double in Antichrist as his own was 'enormous' and 'left people confused' by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Willem Dafoe forced to use penis double HALF in Antichrist as his own was 'enormous' and 'left people confused'

Nancy Pelosi's Husband Buys Millions In Chip Stocks Right Before Vote On Massive Chip Subsidy by AXXA in politics

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

A textbook coincidence theory.

There is a deep connection between mysogyny and dairy products, according to twitter by GrilledTofu in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Who wants a tall glass of man milk?

Biden administration quitly urging companies to buy Russian fertilizer by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Biden administration quietly urging companies to buy Russian fertilizer

He has plenty of experience whispering in strangers ears, so I bet he's extremely convincing.

He says, "Just the tip.. fertilize with the tip..."

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Add an ice chamber to a steely Dan

They will never get it! by SMCAB in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Some folks think Pizza Huts, are beautiful.

Created in the image of God's hut.

Doctors pull out a WATER BOTTLE from constipated Iranian man's anus after 50-year-old's clueless wife took him to hospital by yibba in WorldNews

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That dude probably thought his wife wouldn't be home until later... and he suddenly lost control of the situation.

She walks in and see him sweating in agony. "Honey? What's wrong??"

"Um.. I have a stomach ache.. it's nothing..."

Also, there's a deceptive spike in people getting things stuck in their ass in the 20-24 year age group.

They break down the histogram into 1-year increments for ages 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

The others are in 5 year increments.

Keeping an eye on those teenagers asses?

New trend: people not wanting to do their job by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Oh that's not new, my dude, retail workers have always thought poorly of the customers.

Double baco cheeseburger; it's for a cop.

Sometimes girls have a beard and a dick, bigot. by Its_maam in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Avatar the last Airbender cosplay is too funny.

Science can bend any gender... Into a sterile homunculus.

Goodbye cruel world, Ghislaine by Drewski in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Goodbye cruel world, Ghislaine

"... AND HELLO TEL AVIV PAAAARTYYY!!! Where's my homeboy Jeffrey?!"

Time's Man of the Year 1938 by chottohen in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

And then he moved to South America.

"Insults are grounds to be banned" says Chipit as he embraces trans woke ideology by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I read an old post that claimed chipit had an old account as a transgender.

I'm not going to bother looking for it, because the search function is useless.

Does anyone who has been here for a long time know anything about this?

Trans model says she had ‘sex with demon’ of roommate’s ex in creepy encounter by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The demon had a nightmare that it got drunk and went home with a transgender.

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down.

Any advisories concerning pudding pops?

/s/altrightmemes removed from all by Markimus in SaidIt

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You guys should make an AltRacist Memes sub, and post memes of multicultural success stories.

For example: A Thanksgiving feast with the pilgrims and indians.

Marvel Shills For Pfizer With COVID Vaccine Avengers PSA Comic Book by [deleted] in propaganda

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They hide the truth in plain sight.

Notice prominent microcephaly fella in the bottom right corner.

The one pointing at his bandaid.

He's a super hero. His name is now Needle Head, because he has pinhead.

How Dare Kanye! by Tarrock in politics

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Kanye is the first October surprise of 2022.

WWE Wrestler Dies ‘Suddenly and Unexpectedly’ After Receiving Jab by ROSS921 in conspiracy

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"she died safe"

-/u/chickenz

'My boyfriend has a locked sex doll dungeon – I snuck in and was horrified' by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

'My boyfriend has a locked sex doll dungeon

She's just complaining, because it's locked.

She thinks that all sex doll dungeons should be open to the public, and indicated that this level of selfishness is contemptible.

Minneapolis gang violence intensifies after police defunding: 'It's like you're playing Russian roulette' by noshore4me in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

George Floyd will return as the Ghost Rider.

He'll ride a horse instead of a motorcycle, to appeal to the environmentalists.

He's also going to give up the flail-whip.
Whipping people in Minneapolis is unacceptable in 2022. Even for a spirit of vengeance.

Crickets by [deleted] in MediaAnalysis

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This actually isn't quite right.. I follow basketball, he isn't isn't even his brother.

Nice catch. I deliberately put it in quotes.

The schemers probably needed a symbolic "twin" to complete some perceived feature of their "Covid" spell.

I have no idea if these details actually mattered.

It's apparent, that most of the world has fallen into a hypnotic trance, and believe the things the TV tells them.

Correlation is not causation.

Regardless, TPTB certainly know how to push people's buttons.

Farting Passenger On Airplane Farts From New York To California by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Face masks didn't work?

Ten dead, 15 wounded in Canadian mass stabbing spree by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Security cameras captured the crime scenes from multiple angles.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Sir Lancelot

I dropped out of calculus class by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Nondeterministic.

I dropped out of calculus class by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It was deriving me crazy.

You approached, and reached the limit..

Edit: u/jamesK_3rd beat me to it.

I'll have to integrate a comment review next time, plus C.

Edit 2: missed u/EternalSunset joke, as well.

Fuck it. It makes no differential.

Woman shoves Big Macs down her bra as she invades McD's kitchen by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A modern day Hamburgler.

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person by LarrySwinger2 in funny

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Actual science requires measurement and real world observation.

Theoretical physics was the beginning of "$cience".

Yummy cow penis with carrots by marilynmonroe in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cow penis, or bull penis?

You probably don't want to risk eating cow penis.
It may contain trans fats. Fake meat.

Teen Who Identifies As A Cat Allowed By School To Act Feline, Not Speak by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Someday, this will work in the courtroom.

Kangaroo aggressively fondles his balls in public place by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I bet that kangaroo plays Call of Duty.

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER by johndoyle in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You know what I find cathartic? Going to the ghetto at two in the morning and shouting ''nigger'' repeatedly to make sure everyone in the hood hears it.

You're not into that stadium-seating catharsis. Armchair catharsis? That's for amateurs.

Real catharsis can only be found in the arena; with the rest of the gladiators.

Wirth's law by [deleted] in programming

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The newer software is Wirthless!

Israel Prohibits Cash Deals for Amounts Starting as Low as $1,700 by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What could possibly go wrong?

Verily, I say unto thee: a WHORE is born today! by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

She said, "You don't have to move, but...I'm going to start looking for some strange."

New puzzle nibbas by yabut in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I saw a great one the other day:

Category: People

"BITC_ _ _ I_
THE FUTURE"

Some guy fell for it.
A black female contestant got it right.

The guy who fell for it will never live that one down.

They'll put "BITCHES IN THE FUTURE" on his tombstone.

UK's rugby leagues ban transgender players from women's games by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Transgender players have been blocked from competing in women’s union and league rugby in England.

I heard they were unblockable.

There you have it .... by JasonCarswell in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Snopes says that's mostly false.

'Trolls call me a biohazard for only showering every 10 days – but I feel great' by [deleted] in Health

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

According to the Covid cult, everyone is an asymptomatic 'biohazard".

According to this cheekbone structure and hairline... Aydan is a man.

This could explain the reduced hygiene, etc.

Why is it always the Straights LARPING as LGBT that seem to be the loudest, most obnoxious and most woke? by BioEssentialism in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The observation that you've identified is the tip of the iceberg.

Theory 3: There's an hidden agenda to demolish all social norms, so these norms can easily be replaced substituted for a culture that had been long planned for the world.
Search UN AGENDA 21 for details (there's also a sub for that).

NGOs and "Philanthropic" foundations are worth trillions, and pour billions of dollars into this agenda.

It's almost a certainty that a high percentage of the extremely vocal advocates are agenda true believers, who are being paid handsomely to push the agenda in the pubic.

Another parallel operation that is closely related is the ESG movement.

I could go on and on, about this, and other tangential subjects.

Unfortunately, most aren't interested in ugly truths, so I won't bother.

I'll just mention that there's a transhumansist agenda at play. That's one of the primary agenda goals.

It's openly discussed. Publicly, in certain circles.

It's open, conspiracy, fact. An open conspiracy.

I'm basically a child (paedo🚩) by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I was able to see my counselor for an emergency session this morning.

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse”. Bring it on, it’s time. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Is is better that she's fetishizing infants or that she's lying about her fetish?

I think so. Also, the article seems a bit canned.

A 28-year-old cybersecurity analyst has revealed she loves wearing diapers and dressing up as an infant — and says there’s no shame in her unusual interest.

She's a cyber security analyst?
Sure, me too.
Everybody is a cyber security analyst.

In reality, she's probably a drug addicted porno actress who has zero shame in taking absurd photos, cause she does worse every weekend.

Coal Baron Joe Manchin Rejects Build Back Better, Potentially Killing It by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No more 6uild 6ack 6etter?

Pregnant woman fails to get off $215 ticket for driving in HOV lane after claiming her unborn baby is a passenger now Texas considers them a person after Roe v Wade by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If she were murdered, then a guilty verdict could result in a double homicide.

So she's not wrong. She needed a better lawyer.

I wonder how the HOV person law is defined.

She could create another LLC corporate person to own her car, and drive around with her corporate person buddy.

Or incorporate her breeding show dog, as a living LLC "person".

Or she could send the Sec of State her National Affidavit, and remove her legal person from their legal jurisdiction entirely.

That's how I roll.

James Caan has passed away by [deleted] in Movies

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

'Misery' loves Company.

<Canned laughter>

My 2004 Mitsubishi Colt by Gravi in pics

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A fine steed.

May she carry you into the sunset.

Meanwhile in Kiev by chottohen in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The actual homeland.

Chipit is a worthless piece of human garbage. by [deleted] in SaidIt

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If you want to take shots at him at least include his alleged wrongdoings and supporting evidence.

What are the odds that jumba_jukiba is a Chipit alt?

Once again, he's telling the reader/audience what to think.

This low-brow approach fits his submission title MO.

You can literally lose your job and reputation for being labelled a TERF. But nah. No one is allowed to be victims except for the gayz and the trains and the blacks by beerghal in TumblrInAction

[–]CreditKnifeMan 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Trans women take "radical feminism" to an entirely different level. It's brutal.

Normal woman simply can't compete with those guys.

One Year After His Death, John McAfee's Corpse Still Being Held By Gov't, Fueling Claims Of Cover Up by Drewski in conspiracy

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He got the super jab. and will return as The 6 Billion Dollar McAfee!

I've been banned from #subscribed in SaidIt Chat for precrime or making fun of AmericanMuskrat's bullshit. So much for muh freeze peaches. Stay classy. by JasonCarswell in censorship

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You guys could duel it out with each other in a free-for-all slander war.

Anything goes.

IDK. Could be interesting.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Seeing the white above the iris is an indication of an unbalanced mind.

She'll join the mob, and bring extra pitchforks.

New Anne Frank Just Dropped by Tarrock in politics

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That's quite possibly the most androgenous child photo I've ever seen.

A shrewd move. Anything is plausible.

Always Question Authority by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Make a Reddit version that says, "Always Question Authority And Get Vaccinated "

Truckers already reporting some gas stations are completely out of diesel fuel by zyxzevn in NoNewNormal

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The vampires I knew are dead.

LPT: Use a ball peen hammer to work harden silver metal filings into the business end of a cheap 1 lbs Maddox pick. It'll cost about $30-40 total in materials.

Or a rock pick , but you won't easily imbed the silver filings into the surface. Nothing short of armor plate can stop the business end of that.

A 2-Year-Old Boy Became Muscular, Grew Pubic Hair, and Developed a "Sizable" Penis Due To His Dad's Testosterone Gel by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Boy Became Muscular, Grew Pubic Hair, and Developed a "Sizable" Penis

Interesting. Are these results reproducible?

The gender pendulum may begin swinging in the other direction. For those with an intact pendulum.

u/airbus320 is a legitimate contributer's alt by yelgy in conspiracy

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

u/airbus320 is a legitimate contributer's alt

Would it be better if the contributer was illegitimate?

Who's the smartest guy on saidit? by yabbit in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Jason Caramel

Monkeypox "not a gay disease" WHO says, while also noting that it's mainly being transmitted through gay sexual encounters by hfxB0oyA in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Or maybe they want you to be afraid of gay sex.

SOCKS IS BANNED. by JasonCarswell in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Socks was a bot.

Iranian boy is born WITHOUT a penis: Baby has intact scrotum but urinates out of his anus in one-in-30million medical deformity by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

out of his anus in one-in-30million medical deformity

Given this estimate, there's 200 people running around with this.

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?: Nishigaki, Hiroyuki by [deleted] in books

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I decided to try this; having just woke up while reading in bed.

I quickly felt much more alert, and I continue feeling the urge to yawn and stretch.
Like a chain reaction of connected muscle groups are requesting attention.

This fella's wife won the "strong like bull" jackpot. He practices his craft wherever he goes.

I should start doing this.
Put on an expression of serious concentration.

If someone notices my stern visage, then I'll slowly turn towards them and whisper, "strong.. like bull..".

WWE Wrestler Dies ‘Suddenly and Unexpectedly’ After Receiving Jab by ROSS921 in conspiracy

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"She died safe" reveals the lie.

It's hard edged reality of open betrayal.

This is the "safety" the injection promised. They tell the truth with the lie.

The injection keeps the elites obsoletes "safe" from the people they've preyed upon.

"Your vaccine protects me..." Etc.

You should continue to speak plainly.
I'm sorry about your ex.

The truth can avenge her.

'She was fine, and then her heart stopped': Illinois Rep. Sean Casten reveals healthy daughter, 17, died from rare cardiac arrhythmia in her sleep in June - family has been left 'grasping at the wrong end of a random chance' (She was vaccinated) by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

*safely (if the billboard is in an English speaking country)

"Safely" is an adverb, which as is a grammatic catch-all category.

She was vaccinated, so she died safe.

"Safe" is grammatically correct.

"Died safe" is an inherent contradiction.

"Died safe" is irrefutable fraud.

Replace every "died suddenly" headline with "died safely".

"Died safe" is a two syllable red pill.

A masterpiece.

Edit: /s/asshole the bedrock assumption of every safety study is and adverse event is/was caused by the medication/device; until proven otherwise.

Unfortunately, the opposite is the case with these injections.

Inexplicably, it is assumed that the injections are not the cause of anything

Doctors are "baffled"...

Baffels are features added to the inside of a muffler to suppress sound.
Baffles are features in a suppressors and silencers.

Doctors are baffled...
Confused.
Suppressed.
Silenced.

Frisky 'sex demon' subjects pensioner, 87, to terrifying bedtime attacks - elderly man was regularly sexually assaulted - on one occasion, the demon groped his groin after vibrating his bed with such force he passed out by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Could be worse. At least it's 'frisky'.

It's way worse, when a sex demon skips the foreplay, and the lube.

'She was fine, and then her heart stopped': Illinois Rep. Sean Casten reveals healthy daughter, 17, died from rare cardiac arrhythmia in her sleep in June - family has been left 'grasping at the wrong end of a random chance' (She was vaccinated) by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She was vaccinated, so she died safe.

This would make a great billboard statement.

Student union BANS white students from Black History Month events by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone should show up and say they're Jewish.

Is competence evil? by sneako in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not to spoil the surprise but one competent person coming along and beaning you over the head with a rock and fucking your wife isn't going to care about your feckless platitudes.

I agree with this, based on personal experience.

Just ask your wife.

Cardiff City soccer player's contract stipulated he must 'have sex with sheep and eat testicles' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sex with sheep?

Ewe...

Saudi Man Faces 1,000 Lashes for Having Sex With Vacuum Cleaner by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They could hire flippy the fast food robot, also known as whippy the flogging robot.

While Flippy was wrapping the Great Kitchens of World Tour, fate intervened upon a chance encounter with a beautiful young vacuum cleaner...

Saudi Man Faces 1,000 Lashes for Having Sex With Vacuum Cleaner by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How long does it take to deliver 1000 lashings?

The guy who administered the lashings will probably quit half way through.

He'll get so tired that his arm will feel like it is going to fall off.

Bloke proposes to girlfriend at baseball game – but ends up getting slapped by [deleted] in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He busted out a ring pop. A candy proposal, in a ring box.

She was humiliated.

Edit: It was probably staged. It's a funny idea, and they're famous for a day. Well played.

Bravo!

He then gets down on one knee and kneels at the steps as the spectators let out a sweet "aw".

The woman looks shocked and covers her mouth as she waits for her boyfriend to reveal his ring box.

But when he eventually does, he and out a Ring Pop candy.

How would you fight entrenched politicians with expensive billboards in your local municipal elections? by JasonCarswell in ResistanceAnalysis

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Depends on the budget.

You could make "Paid for by the WEF" STICKERS to add to billboard, or a stencil with the same.
Use Commie Red

Don't forget to wear your mask (and wig) while applying them.
Wear the mask (and wig) until you can transform back into human form in a phone booth.

If you get arrested, then you can WEAPONIZE YOURSELF by applying hunting lure to your own person when approached.
Have the lure ready to quickly deploy, like on a necklace or something.

You'll become a human skunk. They will contaminate themselves, and their vehicles when arresting you. Spread the misery.

Few will want you in their squad car.

I doubt there's an additional punishment for stinking, and they brought it on themselves.

Lesbians be advised: You are officially transphobic. by iamonlyoneman in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They need a new word for women with penises.

Instead of female... Maybe "pemale"?

New Orleans Police Department hiring civilians to bolster force as murderous crime wave hits city by [deleted] in news

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Send the new IRS agents for combat readiness.

I want to be audited by battle-hardened urban warriors.

‘My Husband Is A Wizard, and He Made A Penis Grow Out of My Thigh' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

People would pay top dollar for that service in the US.

Acupuncture needles came in by [deleted] in pics

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Those work best on the scrotum, and the eye lids.