Latest survey shows the COVID vaccines are a disaster: ~871,000 dead - Steve Kirsch by zyxzevn in VaccineInjuries

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One man's disaster, is another man's diabolical depopulation operation.

I've been banned from #subscribed in SaidIt Chat for precrime or making fun of AmericanMuskrat's bullshit. So much for muh freeze peaches. Stay classy. by JasonCarswell in censorship

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You guys could duel it out with each other in a free-for-all slander war.

Anything goes.

IDK. Could be interesting.

I’d Like a Reasonably Priced Explanation for Just What in the Hell Is Going On Here by Questionable in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They have a religion, and an ethos.

Woman sprays crotch with air freshener as she dances in front of police officer while singing "freshen up your punani for the coppers" by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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This woman is misunderstood.

"Coppers" is a older version of the Steely Dan.

Copper clad; as opposed to stainless.

It's a masturbation ritual.

There’s Something Terribly Wrong Happening With the Sons of Celebrities by iamonlyoneman in GetTheTOut

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It's a masonic sacrifice.
A loved one pays the price for their fame and fortune. Kanye's mother is one example.

Do Your Fucking Research by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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Don't get fucked in a fuckers fucking fuck.

Theory: How the "climate change" psyop possibly actually is implemented by GeorgeCarlin in AskSaidIt

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Did Ben also invent a fiat currency?

Inflatable Lord Jesus Christ Blow Up Doll by HongKongPhooey in funny

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"Inflatable" and "Blow up doll" can mean different things.

I noticed they don't show a third image of the rear side of the "doll".

Hopefully, they didn't include any additional desecrating features on the rear of the inflatable.

Never Too Early To Loot by noshore4me in whatever

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Rival chimp gangs form political raiding parties, and ambush enemy chimp groups.

The assailants count coup against opposition through vitriol, memes, and snark.

The heros regroup triumphantly after the raid to tell the harrowing tales of personal bravery, and the freshly disgraced foe.

Unaware, the opposition continue with their lives; never realizing they were victims.
Easily routed during a libelous raid.

Never Too Early To Loot by noshore4me in whatever

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A friend of mine overdosed at a club.

We had a friend in the police dept, and he was wise to the situation.

Our officer friend recognized a female friend of ours that was at the club that night.
He approached her, and asked her if our incapacitated friend had anything incriminating on him.

She didn't know, but suspected he did.

Our officer friend told her that he had going to have a conversation with the other officers on the scene; indicting that he and the other officers would turn their away from the scene during this conversation.

He asked her to do what she could to make sure our friend didn't have anything incriminating on his person when they took him to the hospital.

The officers slowly and deliberately turned away from the scene.

As you might imagine, a crowd had gathered around the spectacle, and was watching with mild interest.

Or female friend ventured by herself to our downed buddy, and proceeded to rummage through his pockets, until she found the thing she definitely didn't want to take into her possession.

It's great to hear her tell the story, because she was scared as hell.

Practically everyone in the club watched her as she did her friend the most solid of favors.
She could feel everyone's eyes. Nobody said a word.

A minute or so later our officer buddy turned around and looked to her for confirmation.
She timidly confirmed.

She put it in her purse, which was the worst idea, but who can blame her for not thinking clearly in these conditions?

The remaining officers slowly approached our downed friend, and proceeded to take our friend to the hospital.
No complicating illegalities.

A tale of a benevolent looting.

New Anne Frank Just Dropped by Tarrock in politics

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That is why they ask so many questions.

It is the grown-ups that behave like toddlers, actually.

This occurs soon after they stop asking questions.

They were schooled.

Moonjump is a server that redirects you to a random page harvested from the arcane depths of the web by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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"arcane depths of the web" is awesome.

I’d Like a Reasonably Priced Explanation for Just What in the Hell Is Going On Here by Questionable in whatever

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Check my most recent comment.

I describe the ultimate legal repellant.

It's for US "citizens", but it's be surprised if a similar scam wasn't used in most nations.

TPTB like voluntary systems of Enslavement.

Voluntary servitude absolves them of most of the karmic responsibility.

But they don't have to make it easy to learn how to volunteer out.

Edit:

Self-made and effective, of course.

***REDDIT MELTDOWN WATCH: ROE VS WADE OVERTURNED*** by Tarrock in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Everyone must accept that the government owns you

This is true. We're now all 14th amendment citizen serfs. Voluntary servitude.

Born into "citizenship" with a silent serf contract with the lord of manor.

We accept the label of "citizen", but the definition changed with the 14th amendment.

"Citizenship" doesn't mean what most believe it means; not in a legal sense. Far from it.

It means a person accepts federal protection from physical retaliation by the states against former slaves.

But not protection from Jim Crowe laws, etc. These remained, and became the administrative state.

The administrative state; with policies, and policy enforcements. The EPA, FDA, etc. These agencies interpret laws, and create their own policies.
Policies aren't laws, but they apply to citizen serfs.
They police the serfs, and their limited privileges.
They license activities that violate policies/laws.
The corporate courts enforce the policies of the agencies on the serfs. Police enforce the policy.

The IRS. Hated by all.
Income taxes are "voluntary", but you can't volunteer out with the IRS. They don't have the jurisdiction to recognize a political change.
It's not their responsibility.

It's actually "voluntary", but most don't know how to "volunteer" out of the system.

The 14th amendment changed the nature of citizenship.
It removed Constitutional protections of God-given Rights.

The 14th scam, administered civil rights, and the laws of man. The right to vote isn't technically a civil right.
They can take it away. Disenfranchisement.

They can take your guns.
Legally.

Because, the constitutional protections don't apply to you.
Because you were volunteered out, when your parents declared you a citizen, and registered you with the state.

And you continue to volunteer out, as a "US citizen".

"Residence" became a legal condition, which applied to citizen serfs.

"Residence" doesn't mean "where you live".
It's a legal contract with the land where you domicile; where the serfs reside.
That you agreed to, when you declared residency.

This residency contract grants the state jurisdiction over you.
And it's also, voluntary. But nobody ever tells us about any of this.

We're effectively living in a condition of voluntary servitude, under modern Jim Crowe laws. Literally.

Many US oligarchical families have an entirely different legal status. They have constitutional protections. State and federal jurisdictions do not apply to them. The most relevant legal system to these folks is the ICC.
International Commercial Code. Business contracts, etc.

That's why some Americans are beyond the reach of the "law". Legally.

There is a way to volunteer yourself out of the system.

It's so easy that is almost unbelievable.

But you have to declare your intention to the Lord of the United States Manor Corp (not The United States of America).

They can't refuse your declaration, and they won't say a peep.

They pretend it didn't happen, but the courts will leave you alone, so you don't reveal their fraud (assuming you don't break the commercial law code, or property rights.

The citizenship manipulation is a fraud. A crime.

But.. Fraud isn't fraud, until it's identified and legally challenged/exposed.

Can you guess who the Lord of the manor is?

Edit: The "sawvern citizen" and "admiralty" court conspiracies are red herrings.

They were probably created to mislead the public away from the actual facts.

"Admiralty law" is actually commercial code.

Commercial code, is the modern version of the Babylonian contact law/code.
It has many nautical sounding terms, because merchants often used ships to deliver goods. This historical relationship is thus apparent, and obvious.

Do yourself a favor and ignore the commercial code red herring.

The truth lies in the laws of the feudal system. The law of the liege lord. The law of man.

This system has well over a thousand years of legal precedent.
It works exceptionally well for voluntary servitude.

The US Constitution outlawed involuntary servitude.
Voluntary servitude is legal, by omission.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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self-loathing seething

IDK. It looks like loathing of the ideas of the perceived opposition.

Utter and unreasoning contempt for the other.

God help those on the receiving end of "justice" from people like this.
They can't comprehend what they are doing.

Spelling with Tom Cullen by AmericanMuskrat in funny

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"m-o-o-n"...

That spells, "should have bought some gold"

Spelling with Tom Cullen by AmericanMuskrat in funny

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Because of his incorruptible nature and simple mind that can't be read, he is sent into the den of evil itself to help save the remaining survivors of the plague from nuclear annihilation.

Wasn't he hypnotized to carry the message, and to recognize the moon as a trigger for action.

When Flagg tried to read his mind, all he could see was the moon.

Instagram Rolls Out Face Recognition for Teen Age Verification by HongKongPhooey in technology

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This is a bullshit excuse to force users to allow facial recognition of all users.

A Western version of the Chinese social credit system is almost here.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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Seeing the white above the iris is an indication of an unbalanced mind.

She'll join the mob, and bring extra pitchforks.

WHO considers declaring monkeypox a global health emergency instead of just telling gay men to lay off the anonymous sex for a while by hfxB0oyA in news

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This has echos of the AIDS crisis in the mid 1980s

Before AIDS, the story was antibodies were a signal of protection against an infectious pathogen.
Then they inverted it, and claimed the antibodies were a signal of infection of "HIV".

Then they dispensed lifelong prescriptions of the insanely toxic AZT, as a cure for "AIDS".

AZT is a DNA terminator.

"AIDS" victims died from AZT poisoning.

They used a similar inversion tactic to create asymptomatic hysteria with the Covid story.

Gates recently admitted it was basically the flu, but "different".

Plenty of those who are skeptical of the global gene therapy know what causes the "monkey pox".

Those who haven't been exposed to the gene therapy aren't showing symptoms of the monkey pox.

Weird, right?

Ex-Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum indicted on 21 counts, including fraud & conspiracy by P-38lightning in politics

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Imagine if the public learned about this alternative definition?!

I’d Like a Reasonably Priced Explanation for Just What in the Hell Is Going On Here by Questionable in whatever

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How do the ticks implementing them bring their individual simulations "well enough" in resonance to execute them ?

The media (MSM and alt shills) will custom massage the message to the various demographics.

New Anne Frank Just Dropped by Tarrock in politics

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That's quite possibly the most androgenous child photo I've ever seen.

A shrewd move. Anything is plausible.

Nebraska wants to test body and facial scans that work from a distance by TheRealPanzer in Surveillance

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From a distance?

They should look into full-contact body and facial scans.

Reperations All Black Drag Show, with free tickets only for black and trans/disabled by GrilledTofu in TumblrInAction

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Identify as trans, black, and disabled.

Get paid.

Ex-Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum indicted on 21 counts, including fraud & conspiracy by P-38lightning in politics

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including fraud & conspiracy

I thought conspiracy meant it wasn't true.

Our side (if you can really call them that) is really dumb. "Germany raises the alarm in emergency gas plan" by rubberbiscuit in politics

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It's not "our side".

It's scheming globalist oligarchs vs the world population.

I’d Like a Reasonably Priced Explanation for Just What in the Hell Is Going On Here by Questionable in whatever

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PsyOps.

Slain Uvalde teacher’s officer husband tried to save his wife but was detained, had gun taken away by Rob3122 in news

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The absurd inconsistency of the story makes sense if you suspect it's a police training dri11 or some similar event.
They were all hanging around outside like it's no big deal. Cause it wasn't.

The absurdities pile up when they have to make up additional details, after the fact.

Making it into something it wasn't puts gun control back on the agenda a few months before a critical election.

World's most modified man has split penis, 287 genital studs and 'devil' horns by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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A negative multiplied by a negative, is a positive.

Austrian man catches 'Super gonorrhea' from Cambodian prostitute by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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These report of super STDs have been popping up for decades. However, they never pan out as a actually spreadable infection.

Having looked into the nuances of germ theory vs. terrain theory... I call bullshit.

"Terrain" is possibly the worst theory name ever. Inherently confusing. Likely deliberately.

It should be the unhealthy body is prone to disease/infection/illness theory.

They've been terrorizing the public for decades with their lies.

Although, I'm not opposed to frightening predators away from Cambodian prostitute tourism.

CDC warns of meningitis outbreak . . . worst outbreak among GAY MEN *in USA's history* by iamonlyoneman in Medicine

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A duckduckgo search for "reality", huh?

You're lost.

Keep searching.

CDC warns of meningitis outbreak . . . worst outbreak among GAY MEN *in USA's history* by iamonlyoneman in Medicine

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They are caused by different germs and have different vaccines to prevent them. They don't have the same symptoms.

Sources?

CDC warns of meningitis outbreak . . . worst outbreak among GAY MEN *in USA's history* by iamonlyoneman in Medicine

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They claimed "polio" was cured, but in reality they rebranded it as "meningitis".

Londoners are happily paying for strangers to finger-bang them at yoga by HongKongPhooey in wtf

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If you know someone who is sick just bake them a pie. by Canbot in whatever

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An alternative suggestion from, "Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy":

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Chris Hedges: The global ruling class is cementing into place a world where they govern without accountability, we are reduced to serfdom, the climate crisis accelerates and mass death is normalized. by HongKongPhooey in politics

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Chris Hedges is still pushing the climate crisis bullshit?

Where's the climate crisis? What world is he living in?

Two black men charged with murder after illegal fireworks factory exploded, killing the underage kids they had working there. Terrifying videos showed the apocalyptic aftermath, with cars burning ferociously as shattered buildings sat in the background. by Chipit in news

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Illegal fireworks factory?

Wat?

Fireworks are already legal in Missouri. Bad ass fireworks. Perfectly legal.

Doesn't make sense.

More likely, they were key witnesses in a Clinton trial, or something similar. .

Are We Sure America Is Not at War in Ukraine? by Drewski in Antiwar

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Are We Sure America Is Not at War in Ukraine?

Absolutely certain.

I saw it on TV.

Always Question Authority by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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Make a Reddit version that says, "Always Question Authority And Get Vaccinated "

Perhaps they aren't all pedophiles. by Canbot in whatever

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Canbot. Was that you speaking in that video?

You made a number of excellent points

Pet monkey in a bulletproof vest found dead next to its cartel owner by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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That monkey wasn't his pet. It was with him willfully, and of it's own volition.

A voluntary servitude cartel monkey

US restricts use of Johnson & Johnson Covid vaccine over rare blood clot risk. (The Guardian 2022) by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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The claim that the vaccine somehow makes you property is retarded on it's face.

It's not a vaccine. It's gene therapy.

ModeRNA and Pfizer versions are infact gene therapies.

The claim that the vaccine somehow makes you property is retarded on it's face.

Monsanto owns a property right to the "accidentally" cross-pollinated GMO crops of neighboring organic farmers.

The legal precedent had been set for about a decade.

GMO humans may/will be classified as a separate legal status from intact humans.

It's inherently evil.

Can you think of a legitimate reason that the oligarchs who believe they own us aren't planning this? They are.

Juneteenth: What the Corporate Press Refuses to Say (1:35) ~ Keith Knight - Don't Tread on Anyone [ Both sides of WWII and before were fought by conscripts ENSLAVED to fight and die, not just pick cotton. ] by JasonCarswell in politics

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Have you ever heard the legal theory where the 14th amendment created a parallel govt of political classes. White citizens, and black citizens.

Black citizens naturalized in voluntary serfdom under federal protection for protection from retaliation.
Serfs born into serfdom; for protection.. Contractually... 14th amendment.

And that during the bankruptcy of the govt in 1933 the majority of remaining white citizens were moved over to the voluntary serf side as collateral, and that their future income taxes were "volunteered" as bonded serfs for the sale of US Treasury bonds...? Serfs with civil rights, but not constitutional rights...

And that any citizen could volunteer out of the serf system simply by notifying the Lord of the manor of specific intent to change their political status, and reclaim their constitution rights; instantly living beyond the jurisdiction and reach of the administrative state and all of their agencies...!

Have you heard this rumor?

Aussie schools install vape detectors in bathrooms to alert teachers, a silent alarm is triggered and LOCKS STUDENTS IN THE BATHROOM!!! by HongKongPhooey in news

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Aussie schools install vape RAPE detectors in bathrooms to alert teachers, a silent alarm is triggered and LOCKS STUDENTS IN THE BATHROOM!!!

Australia has a pedo problem, and they installed a horror show upgrade.

MFW by pcpmasterrace in memes

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Do you remember ghost riding your bike?

Truckers already reporting some gas stations are completely out of diesel fuel by zyxzevn in NoNewNormal

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The vampires I knew are dead.

LPT: Use a ball peen hammer to work harden silver metal filings into the business end of a cheap 1 lbs Maddox pick. It'll cost about $30-40 total in materials.

Or a rock pick , but you won't easily imbed the silver filings into the surface. Nothing short of armor plate can stop the business end of that.

Lia Thomas and other transgender athletes are banned by world swimming's governing body FINA from competing against women: Separate 'open category' will be set up by P-38lightning in news

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At least they've still got their DNA.

And some mRNA.

15 Year Old Chicago Boy Driven to Suicide By Bullies Over Rumors He Was Unvaccinated by HongKongPhooey in news

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Covid is the leading cause of everything... Because of Covid.

A 2-Year-Old Boy Became Muscular, Grew Pubic Hair, and Developed a "Sizable" Penis Due To His Dad's Testosterone Gel by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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"Sizeable" sounds like a pretty good deal.

I'm also a fan of tits, so I'm weighing my options.

Quit hating on my dream.

US restricts use of Johnson & Johnson Covid vaccine over rare blood clot risk. (The Guardian 2022) by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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The J&J version wasn't a mRNA injection, so it wasn't as useful to the bankers.

The courts have ruled recently that there is a legal property right to a GMO life form (vaccinated).

Modifying a person increases the legitimacy of a property right claim of an asset.
The mass vaccination is a diabolical method of perfecting the collateral.

Reality as it is.

Happy Father's Day by P-38lightning in whatever

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He's an unhappy father, but he's among the best.

Biden administration quitly urging companies to buy Russian fertilizer by GeorgeCarlin in news

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Biden administration quietly urging companies to buy Russian fertilizer

He has plenty of experience whispering in strangers ears, so I bet he's extremely convincing.

He says, "Just the tip.. fertilize with the tip..."

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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a reason to buy a 5-axis mill

You may want to consider a CNC lathe with a mill add-on. You can get a better surface finish turning a workpiece.

And don't cheat yourself by skipping the polishing. Maybe even electroplate it after the1000 diamond grit for a mirror finish.

Build that ass a masterpiece.

Lia Thomas and other transgender athletes are banned by world swimming's governing body FINA from competing against women: Separate 'open category' will be set up by P-38lightning in news

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A solo competitor.

Gold, silver, and bronze in every event...

The most decorated and accomplished swimmer in world history.

Gravitas: Human trash found on Mars by CreditKnifeMan in space

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Yeah. It's NASA.
They're in Greenland. Pretending they're on Mars.

A few years ago a rover stopped functioning when it's solar panels became covered in dust.

Some 'alien' hero cleaned it off, and saved the budget allocation.

A 2-Year-Old Boy Became Muscular, Grew Pubic Hair, and Developed a "Sizable" Penis Due To His Dad's Testosterone Gel by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Boy Became Muscular, Grew Pubic Hair, and Developed a "Sizable" Penis

Interesting. Are these results reproducible?

The gender pendulum may begin swinging in the other direction. For those with an intact pendulum.

Oak Harbor man arrested, bail set at $1 Million after expressing desire to kill LGBT's on social media by HongKongPhooey in news

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According to court documents, Dinsmoor posted on social media that he “might not make it through this f** month,” and he “was 9mm away from fedposting two f****** at home depot yesterday.”

‘Fedposting’ is Internet slang for anything posted online that shows a premeditated planning of criminal activity.

Reads like a ‘Fedposting’ PR release.

Trans model says she had ‘sex with demon’ of roommate’s ex in creepy encounter by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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The demon had a nightmare that it got drunk and went home with a transgender.

15 Year Old Chicago Boy Driven to Suicide By Bullies Over Rumors He Was Unvaccinated by HongKongPhooey in news

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He died of Covid.

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Add an ice chamber to a steely Dan

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down. by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down.

Any advisories concerning pudding pops?

Male blood donor turned away after refusing to say if he was pregnant by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Q: Sir, are you a sterilized GMO?

According to Fed Chair Powell, The Federal Reserve will be rolling out digital money in 2023 - (0:40) by CreditKnifeMan in economics

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blockchain doesn't prevent centralized control LOL

Blockchain is a record of crypto transactions. They don't want a record of transactions.

According to Fed Chair Powell, The Federal Reserve will be rolling out digital money in 2023 - (0:40) by CreditKnifeMan in economics

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You must not have watched the part of the video when Powell specifically refers to a US Central Bank Digital Currency system, in light of existing cryptos, etc.

It's already completed.
Look up "Project Hamilton". They had two Bitcoin OGs build it for them.

No blockchain planned, so no traceability. Perfect control of everyone's digital currency.

Theory: "Philosophy" is actually label fraud. It's actual name is : "Survival methods while staying a human being at the same time in a totally fucked up society." Or something near that. by GeorgeCarlin in AskSaidIt

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"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face."

HamsterBase is a self-hosted, local-first web archive application. by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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Your archive is safe at the HamsterBase.

USA Today removes 23 articles after reporter Gabriela Miranda fabricated sources by HongKongPhooey in corruption

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They lie all the time.

Removing a reporter's stories because of lies is suspicious.

I wouldn't be surprised if the stories were removed for an inconvenient truth that is currently unidentified.

Centaur pregnancy by Kuasocto in memes

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Pegasus's babies develop/gestate in their penis horn.

Could you survive on only one bowl of boiled cassava each day? Day after day after day? That's all these prisoners are given by the government of Madagascar. After watching this, I feel sorry for them and appreciate more what I have. by In-the-clouds in videos

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How large is the bowl of boiled cassava?

I'm just joking.

Fun fact about Madagascar. The communities in the remote countryside are anarchist in all but name. Self rule. No rulers.

A govt office may exist in a Madagascar town, but it's typically just a facade for foreigners. Maintains the illusion.

Prison systems are created in societies with a ruling class.
You won't find members of the ruling class in the prisons.

Free society's have few prisons/prisoners.
Free society's handle their internal issues locally.

what drugs should we legalize? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Over the counter ivermectin.

They sell it off the shelf in countries with less brainwashing.

Recommendation: Learn statistics by platonic1 in conspiracy

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Probably why they rarely teach statistics in schools.

New York Pushes Censorship To Solve Gun Violence?!? (11:40) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show by JasonCarswell in censorship

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If they stop reporting gun violence, then it's good at gone.

WEF Then: 'You don't need money to be happy!' — WEF Now: 'Actually, you don't need to be happy at all.' by Orangutan in politics

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Things aren't going according to the WEF'S bullshit plan, so they're not happy.

We can all be happy about this.

Elephant kills woman in India and returns to trample on her corpse at funeral by jet199 in NotTheOnion

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That elephant can probably read and write better than the authors of this absurd story.

Mother Furious After Someone Covers A Playground in Lube by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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the donkey fucking of south america

That guy affectionately rubbing that donkey's hindquarters.

Mother Furious After Someone Covers A Playground in Lube by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Vice is running out of ideas for fake news stories.

Why I'm 99% Certain That Justin Bieber's Facial Paralysis Was Caused by the Covid Vaccine by TheRealPanzer in Coronavirus

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All these odd ones are popping up in what seemingly is a more than normal fashion, by a fair bit. We even have new problems, like “Sudden Adult Death Syndrome” which I am reading about all of the sudden. Hmmm….

I read about a theory connecting Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) with Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), and other syndromes that suddenly appeared.

The unifying theory: they are all unrelated to vaccines.

If there was 6 million of them... by Rob3122 in conspiracy

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A 5 6-digit enigma code. Unknowable.

FDA Risk-Benefit Analysis Hides 'Bad Data' (and other fuckery) on Moderna Shots for Kids by HongKongPhooey in Coronavirus

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"What's with all of the 'bad data'?"

"Somebody get me some 'good data'."

POV: You agreed to go on a date with the guy from Reddit by Chipit in funny

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To Catch a Redditor

Michael Moore Calls for Full Repeal of Second Amendment -- 'You Don’t Need a Gun' by StillLessons in politics

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Yup.

Cyclists strip off as on London streets for the World Naked Bike Ride by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Reduce your chafing with a luxurious banana bike.

Michael Moore Calls for Full Repeal of Second Amendment -- 'You Don’t Need a Gun' by StillLessons in politics

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The "drug free" zone signs protected everyone I know.

Michael Moore Calls for Full Repeal of Second Amendment -- 'You Don’t Need a Gun' by StillLessons in politics

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Only free people have the god-given right to carry arms.

Goldman Sachs Wonk Says Japanese Yen is Safest Right Now — But who knows really? by chottohen in finance

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The safest fiat currency is wonk recommended.

Wonk works for some Goldman company.

I wonder if they prefer gold, or paper debt notes.

BLM STORMS Oklahoma STATE CAPITOL & screams 'f***ing disgrace' over riot bill by HongKongPhooey in politics

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This event happened in April 2021.

I just got tow scammed by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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"We shtought we would get one million dollars!"

“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Arthur Schopenhauer by Optimus85 in quotes

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The Art of Being Right

"The price is wrong, bitch!" -Bob Barker

Russia unexpectedly poor at cyberwar, say European military heads by GeorgeCarlin in news

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"Maybe they didn't manage to organise it the way they wanted to", and their capacities "are not as strong as we imagine", he said.

Or maybe they're not trying to demolish their neighboring country.

They didn't take down any power stations, or communications infrastructure. Notably.

Kindness is often confused with weakness.

No doubt Russia will be blamed for the false flag cyber attack that's being planned for the Shmita bankster jubilee.

Fyi: Dawn Powerwash spray removes seasoning from cast iron. Oops. by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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Regular dish soap can remove seasoning.

Nothing needed but warm water and a soft wash cloth.

Microplastics found in freshly fallen Antarctic snow for first time by SoCo in environment

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Antarctic snow samples were evaluated during the 2020 lockdowns... by mask wearing scientists.

...Because of Covid.

The Uncomfortable Truth About Getting Sand In Your Vagina by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Something... about pearls.

"Offending people is a necessary act. Every time you say something that's offensive to another person, you just caused a discussion. You just forced them to have to think." Louis C.K. by EndlessSunflowers in quotes

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jacked off in public in front of women

forced them to think apparently

A series of paintings depicting these scenes should be commissioned.

"Jacking out of the Matrix"

A Name You Can Trust by pcpmasterrace in pics

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Wigger please!