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[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not to spoil the surprise but one competent person coming along and beaning you over the head with a rock and fucking your wife isn't going to care about your feckless platitudes.

I agree with this, based on personal experience.

Just ask your wife.