They will never get it!

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[–]carn0ld03 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

They understand. They just don't care. They're fighting reality, which is just baffling to me, because reality doesn't lose.

[–]SMCAB[S] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I like this. I agree. I can't wrap my brain around how they don't sit in their closet and cry and not know they are living a meme. But hey, I saw a double masked dude outside yesterday by himself. You never know?

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

It's still funny to watch them try though.

[–]NuclearBadger 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

MY PENIS IS FEMININE

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pics or it didn't happen. If there happens to be some feet In there too, I wouldn't be mad.

[–]Psychosomatic 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

😂

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

* Petite.

[–]Vulptex 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Sad but true

[–]chickenz 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Trannies DO NOT eat pizza.

[–]hfxB0oyA 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

They do, but they insist it's salad.

[–]rubberbiscuit 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I wonder what would happen if you posted this on twitter

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

OP would probably end up getting dropped by Cloudflare :D.

[–]Alienhunter 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Better option. Post on twitter remove direct reference to trans. Prime comment section with socks claiming transphobia. Prepare popcorn sit back and watch. Trolling 101.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Post on twitter remove direct reference to trans.

This is an excellent suggestion.

Replace the direct reference with, "It is, what it is..."

Or, "Prove me wrong...".

[–]SMCAB[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You'll have to do it for me, I've never had the Twatter.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Some folks think Pizza Huts, are beautiful.

Created in the image of God's hut.

[–]TarBaby 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Post-Op Transexuals still look sorta like a man.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Sorta ? Most of them look like men that fell into a lawnmower so they put glitter and make-up on it.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They are special magical unicorns - just born with their alicorn in the wrong place.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Post-Op Transexuals huts still look sorta like a man hut.

Precise language matters.

"Hut" could also be a substitute pronoun.
"They, them, hut."

It's also a powerful metaphor. "/u/your_name_here the hut."

Guaranteed to get a person's attention.

cc /u/GeorgeCarlin hut

Edit: /u/JasonCarswell a skillfully crafted meme of a generic post op face wearing a red Pizza Hut roof hat would be amazing.

Maybe use a pseudonym to release it, because terrorism.

Edit 2: Pizza Hat. A layered metaphor.

Edit 3: Regret Hut

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Are you trying to convert me to Judaism by hutization ?

I got special senses for sinister methods like these. Also: I didn't hear your monetary offer so far. Money talks louder than neologisms do.

I switch between dark and light side every day, so you got to bring something more to the table to make my choice permanent.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

hat

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hat (English) = Hut (German) ... Who would have thought about that?

But

Hut (English) = Hütte (German) (-> sort of tiny house where wizards and witches live in, e.g.)

German kids mostly really believe that PizzaHut is about a hat because of this.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Interesting.

I wouldn't be surprised if the red pizza hut was symbolic of some pedo occultism, or similar; given "pizza" is code for pedo.

Hansel and Gretel style.
For certain historical child sacrificers, and such. Wearers of unusual hats.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hansel And Gretel has some very deep "european" secrets hidden in it, I believe.

I'm still deciphering this Fairy-Tale.

Comparing "individual" motivations in it, it is a fascinating story at its least.

Fyi: I believe, they copywrote a lot of stuff from the "Baba Yaga" pre-Russian language and culture in this tale.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Saved.

Maybe later.

[–]HugodeCrevellier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Same with Aghia Sophia, in occupied Constantinople.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No matter how much you ask for proof that a benevolent greater authority exists, everyone knows it doesn't.

That's what the authoritarian communities (politics, religion, scientism, banksters, media, police, military, academia, etc) fail to understand.