‘My Husband Is A Wizard, and He Made A Penis Grow Out of My Thigh'

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

People would pay top dollar for that service in the US.

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You're a wizard, Harry!

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Youre a hairy wizard, penis!

[–]NuclearBadger 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Joyce complained that the circumcised manhood traumatised her as it would have sexual intercourse with her every night.

pmsl

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it more likely her chub-rub cased a big skin tag to grow.

Skin tags tend to grow where there's a lot of friction which is why you tend to get them round your collar.

https://www.aafp.org/pubs/afp/issues/2016/1215/p1003.html

These things can get pretty big

https://www.insider.com/what-is-a-skin-tag-remove-dr-pimple-popper-video-2018-3