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[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

How long does it take to deliver 1000 lashings?

The guy who administered the lashings will probably quit half way through.

He'll get so tired that his arm will feel like it is going to fall off.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm thinking they will have a few guys taking turns.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

They could hire flippy the fast food robot, also known as whippy the flogging robot.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They could hire flippy the fast food robot, also known as whippy the flogging robot.

While Flippy was wrapping the Great Kitchens of World Tour, fate intervened upon a chance encounter with a beautiful young vacuum cleaner...