I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:23:11+00:00

I was shocked. After she slept over, I noticed that she had left the toilet seat up. I confronted her, and I couldn't tell if she was smiling, or nervous, behind her mustache. The date was going great, I had recently hurt my ankle, and she easily carried me up the twelve flights of stairs to my apartment. Super considerate! I really need to stop drinking so much. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth, and my anus hurts like hell!

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-21T13:51:21+00:00

Holy shit. They are right...the left can't meme, and TDS is a real thing.

scornedandsedated · 2022-06-21T17:09:39+00:00

The "United states" was formed with the understanding that any state has the ability, and right, to secede. If more states exercised this power, we would have much more control over, what is quickly becoming, a tyrannical central government.

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-07T16:35:42+00:00

Still time to buy that rope, OP.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-07T17:02:17+00:00

Door thresholds can trigger a shift in thought in humans. We see doors as passages to a different area, and discard thoughts from the other room.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-25T14:53:40+00:00

Don't forget to tell him "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best", and take a break from the relationship to "find yourself" by having sex with as many random men as possible.

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-19T13:59:41+00:00

Why not call them "Disneys"? They will never ban that word!

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-12T14:00:34+00:00

Reality: Kids dying of fentanyl overdoses at an unprecedented rate

Media: OMG Mary-Jane will kill your babies!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-22T12:52:32+00:00

Stunning and Brave! (tm)

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-27T17:34:14+00:00

The truth offends.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-12T19:14:25+00:00

Everyone has demons. Did you ever see what happens to the birds and animals that get free food through the warm weather? Same logic applies to people. Winter comes for everyone.

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-28T13:46:34+00:00

Sometimes I use big words to sound more photosynthesis.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T13:54:45+00:00

Don't forget about 'Broccoli' your vegan cat.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-24T16:59:00+00:00

Not to worry, the people who exploited black insecurities and preyed upon media-imposed white guilt will certainly find a high ranking place in some democratic cabinet

scornedandsedated · 2023-01-09T13:31:01+00:00

...and the pussy-ass news site won't even show the painting.

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:45:32+00:00

Pronouns: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllleeeeee / heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer / Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

scornedandsedated · 2022-08-31T14:08:28+00:00

Too bad Joe never studied history. It is amazing to learn what a group of dedicated people can accomplish with AK's.

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-13T15:18:12+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T14:00:49+00:00

The photo of the hideously ugly transsexuals in that article should be a blaring indication of mental health issues. Rather than guide the mentally ill to a therapist, these people are celebrated, and given access to children. We have lost our way.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-24T14:16:58+00:00

It's not a swastika, it is the Azov symbol.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:28:44+00:00

"Sorry black folks. You were super convenient to manipulate during the 2012 election, but we have bigger, gayer, and more sexually deviant people to exploit now. Move along untouchable scum!

scornedandsedated · 2022-08-31T14:00:15+00:00

Communism is so fashionable now. Most people don't. even. know. the. fucking. difference.

scornedandsedated · 2024-01-18T14:53:50+00:00

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-11T18:10:22+00:00

It comes down to the left not wanting kids to know how to do anything other than masturbate with their hands.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-08T15:36:51+00:00

okay, now let's have an article about the millions of crimes of immigrants.

oh, yeah...(((not allowed)))

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:40:58+00:00

Imagine being so sensitive that casual interactions are now considered harassment.

"Then he touched my arm with his HAND!. He looked at me in a way that made me UNCOMFORTABLE. He is TOXIC and PERVERTED".

All the hollyqueer snowflakes can go fuck themselves.

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-17T13:03:47+00:00

look kids, another hideous jewish tranny trying to destroy language and culture.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-05T17:13:51+00:00

Finally, a thought provoking post about bone conduction headphones.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-24T20:20:17+00:00

I can recall, from watching re-runs of MAS*H that transgenderism was considered a mental disorder to get you a section 8 discharge. Even during that time period (Korean War), Klinger wasn't convincing enough as a woman to get sent home.

Damn, we were so much smarter then.

Now, Klinger would be secretary of Treasury or something.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-13T13:08:45+00:00

This is satire. The writing is deplorable, and it isn't even remotely humorous.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-11T17:45:42+00:00

Luckily there are thousands of micro beers available (at least in the US), and I don't have to drink overprocessed swill.

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:47:56+00:00

It was probably just hot out and he needed to cool down. Who hasn't tried to wedge their penis into a water bottle before?

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:43:04+00:00

You'll never be a real dog.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:33:39+00:00

I have held my breath since I was born. How do explain that, mr. breathanaritan?

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-31T13:02:04+00:00

I would rather have a 'broken glass and jalapeno enema' that take that toxic shit.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-25T18:54:28+00:00

sniff He couldn't have found a more worthy cause!

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:51:11+00:00

Jurassic Park 6. Crackodile.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-12T13:28:06+00:00

As I have been told by countless alt-leftists "If you don't like the liberal policies, You can always move".

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:24:19+00:00

I would be terrified to be attacked by black yoda.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-27T18:12:30+00:00

Banning circumcision? That's antisemitic! Only a true Nazi would want to prevent strapping down an infant and slicing their baby genitalia!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-20T13:26:56+00:00

Yes professors agree, _____________ (anything that white people do) is racists.

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-27T15:23:58+00:00

How many people did god kill in the bible?

How many people did the devil kill?

Maybe people have been asking the wrong questions all along.

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-13T13:46:18+00:00

Hey, leave chicken wings out of this!

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-29T16:42:16+00:00

No one told me fuck all. I base my judgement of people based on observation and interaction. Right now, liberal minded people represent this to me:

Grooming and fucking little kids
Embracing violent culture,
Total destruction of the strength of a two parent household
Forcing minors to make life destroying decisions
Undermining MY freedoms for THEIR agendas
Creating school environments that defy parental wishes
Kissing illegal immigrants asses.
Erasing our history
Demonizing ethnocentric idealism.

YOU DID what YOU were told, not me. Oh, and read the first letter of each bullet point.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-08T15:40:51+00:00

Let's face it. The kid is better off. He was only eight, and looking at another ten years of relentless physical abuse.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-03T13:57:12+00:00

"I don't know why she passed away, she was in perfect health".

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:34:47+00:00

I have seen the GOD and he told me that breathing air is the DEVIL'S wishes. the DEVIL loves people who suck the live giving gas that other animals need. The DEVIL loves breathers!

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-31T12:59:02+00:00

Glitch McConnell

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-12T19:46:59+00:00

In 1984 the low class masses thought they were free. In China, they know they are not.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-29T12:26:20+00:00

Shit, that comment!

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-28T17:21:31+00:00

Yet, here you are, freely voicing your opinions.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T13:57:07+00:00

Why did he have to take the kid all the way to China to do this?

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-09T12:39:34+00:00

Rothstein.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:55:44+00:00

Especially if you masturbate into a female vagina. By female I mean real XX chromosome female who looks and acts like a female, not fake plastic vagina females who have beards and blue hair.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:54:02+00:00

Would you buy a used toothbrush? How about used floss? Used enema?

The majority of humans are disgusting.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:51:54+00:00

Oh No!!!1 Sell your shares in blue hair dye. They won't be able to afford it anymore.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:48:23+00:00

"Oh no, my e-wife has been ransomeware'd! Anyone want to lend mt 10BTC?"

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-24T20:25:40+00:00

The title of this post, along with the attached image is everything that is wrong with this timeline.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-24T13:46:22+00:00

By your assertion, simply stating something m,akes it a fact.

I stated my facts, you have done absolutely nothing to disprove my assertions. Essentially, you fancy yourself as somewhat of an "intellectual". To bad you suck at it.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T17:58:01+00:00

"Being a Jew is not a race, but a religion"

You clearly have never met a Jewish person. This very statement would be perceived to be deadly antisemitic.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:40:47+00:00

If you assume every word that is spoken in any media is a lie, you would be terrifyingly close to the truth. I don't even trust media to tell me the current date and time. Global warming?

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:38:16+00:00

There has to be a reason. I mean, what could it be? They should have government meeting where transsexuals, minorities, homosexuals and angry feminists can all scream at each other about how they aren't progressive enough and maybe come up with a "reparation scheme" for blacks.

Not native americans, not asians, nope. Just blacks. Literally not any other group of people who have ever been marginalized. Just blacks. Blacks all day every day. Blacks.

The US only landed about 4% of all African slaves, which were sold by African Blacks to Jews. But, hey, let's all blame white people for every fucking discomfort anyone has ever experienced.

Fucking so sick of this shit.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-06T16:35:57+00:00

I love it when the left cherry picks stupidity to try to prove something.

Remember when people opposed to the vaccine were to be imprisoned, enslaved, and the left wanted to laugh while they died? Remember when the left promoted the strictest measures on hate speech, including monitoring chats for hate memes? I do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:19:33+00:00

Fuck these filthy. hairy, skanky, crusaders. They don't have the balls to tackle anything bigger than goat hugging. For fuck's sake, go take a shower you body odor is more cruel to animals than anything else.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-15T17:36:14+00:00

GAAIIIA is GAAYYYYAA!

scornedandsedated · 2023-01-18T13:30:06+00:00

She had sex with Harvey Weinstein. I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick.

scornedandsedated · 2023-01-04T15:24:49+00:00

No big deal. Oh look black football man collapsed!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2022-06-24T17:19:36+00:00

Great. More "mostly peaceful" assholes destroying cities in the name of human rights. It's gonna be a long, hot, summer boys and girls.

scornedandsedated · 2022-06-23T18:29:51+00:00

Take a walk on the outskirts of Mumbai, then we can have a fun chat about 'master race'.

scornedandsedated · 2022-06-21T17:12:42+00:00

Fathers day....in Chicago. The jokes write themselves.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:52:03+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:44:14+00:00

It would be nice to live up heil like that.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:39:28+00:00

"In other news, a herd of sheep invaded and ransacked a Taco Bell tonight..."

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-29T17:18:25+00:00

Ahh fuck. Please don't tell me that L. Ron Hubbard was telling the truth.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-19T13:55:25+00:00

Yeah, that's not going to haunt me for life, or anything.

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-17T13:06:46+00:00

If you shut your goddamn motherfucking mouth for a day, the world would be a paradise. I will hate whomever I want.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-06T12:56:55+00:00

Kid Rock's big ass shit show in Nashville is disgusting. The floors are playwood, and so sticky you almost lose your footwear. No thanks.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T14:08:19+00:00

"Guys! The competition is over. Guys! GUYS!!!!"

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-26T13:46:50+00:00

He may as well just cut it off. When sex involves not having any sex, it is time to re-evaluate your life choices.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:56:54+00:00

That motherfucker.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-06T13:18:25+00:00

I think it is time to start over...somewhere else.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T14:37:04+00:00

Reminds me of the georgia congressman who speculated that Guam would tip over if too much weight was put on the land. Human mental devolution in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dkqUy7mUk

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:49:23+00:00

Can't wait for Ransomware attacks.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:44:18+00:00

I see Obama's homeland is flourishing under the loving embrace of liberalism.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:31:03+00:00

Move over "Cocaine Bear"

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-16T12:44:14+00:00

She is too busy banning gas stoves.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-09T14:53:52+00:00

das racis'

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-14T13:46:19+00:00

wow.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-12T13:19:14+00:00

Hand injuries?

Oh. No.

They didn't happen to find a laptop with graphic details of him committing egregious felonies? How about questionably aged hookers? How about rampant crack use? Huh.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:39:44+00:00

It was something my sister said to me the other day. She said "I wouldn't have married you if I knew you were a pedophile."

I said "Whoa! Pedophile? Isn't that a pretty big word for a ten year old?"

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:34:20+00:00

Filthy conditions in India??? Impossible!

The Ganges is so clean you can drink directly from it.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-30T13:51:36+00:00

Yes, as an AI language modeling expert I can...

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scornedandsedated · 2023-03-27T18:17:33+00:00

I want to party with this cat.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-17T13:35:05+00:00

Biden is a pussy. Nothing will come of it. Russia could land a mig on the white house roof, and Biden would be too buy playing with the mobile over his crib.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-16T12:43:18+00:00

Liberalism is a mental disease. Look at the destruction, perversion, and insalubrity in its wake.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-14T12:21:06+00:00

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scornedandsedated · 2023-03-08T14:18:48+00:00

I do this. I just knock it all out in one day, leaving the rest of the month to concentrate on other things.

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-28T16:55:22+00:00

I vote for shot. Wait, is this a multiple choice?

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-06T15:51:20+00:00

"OMFG it is a PEEEENISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

"C'mon kids, we are going to the library, where a mentally ill man will show his penis".

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