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[–]scornedandsedated 16 insightful - 19 fun16 insightful - 18 fun17 insightful - 19 fun -  (0 children)

I was shocked. After she slept over, I noticed that she had left the toilet seat up. I confronted her, and I couldn't tell if she was smiling, or nervous, behind her mustache. The date was going great, I had recently hurt my ankle, and she easily carried me up the twelve flights of stairs to my apartment. Super considerate! I really need to stop drinking so much. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth, and my anus hurts like hell!