I no longer watch tennis since it decided to stop being mildly erotic. by JerkChicken in Entertainment
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
You did not invent the damn toilet.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
At this point I'm guessing your a troll account, nobody is this retarded.
I always root for the bad guys in movies. by JerkChicken in Movies
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
I rooted for the giant sand worm and I despise tom cruise with a passion.
Who here said anything about only valuing women on their looks? What a bizarre and unprovoked statement. It's incredible that such a hostile response has arisen as a result of a fairly harmless joke about tennis, it really does indicate you have some underlying issues here beyond any person's ability to help you with here. Seek professional help, and avoid men for their safety as you are clearly away with the fairies.
Do you trust what your government and media tell you about other countries? by JerkChicken in AskSaidIt
I think everyone lies about everything.
Zelensky enrages Russia by bringing home Azovstal commanders from Turkey by neolib in WarWatch
[–]JerkChicken 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Hmm, it seems a Google search result snippet way overestimated the figure. It's far lower according to various statistical organizations.
Interestingly, much of Russian media is currently blocked in the UK, and I imagine the same happens around the world to control the flow of information.
Why Gaddafi's Gold Dinar Currency Was a Threat
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/videos from youtu.be
Do you trust what your government and media tell you about other countries?
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/AskSaidIt from self.AskSaidIt
How do you shave? by sneako in AskSaidIt
[–]JerkChicken 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Electric razor these days, it's easier on the skin and avoids rash around the next. Only a Gillette on special occasions.
I refuse to grow a beard or moustache, it makes me look homeless, unclean and unemployable, utterly uncivilised.
Some day that toe nail clipping that flew off and got lost on the carpet will come back to haunt you.
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/whatever from self.whatever
[–]JerkChicken 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago* (0 children)
Millions of lives destroyed? About 15,000 killed in action on each side in a conflict that's been escalating for the last 10 years at least. Get your facts straight.
I'm entitled to not pick a side, and I'm entitled to not give a shit when a provocateur gets a reaction. Ukraine has for a long time been ranked as one of the top three most corrupt countries in the world, and by escalating this conflict and avoiding solutions for ceasefire they have had an unlimited source of free funds from the west, paid for by the tax-payer of countries not affected by the conflict. They can fuck off and so can you and their 600 reported Nazis. It was well understood that expanding NATO would lead to this, and yet it's been encouraged at every opportunity.
Concrete Built The Modern World. Now It’s Destroying It. by [deleted] in environment
[–]JerkChicken 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Any aspect of being human, constructing, farming, growing or expanding will be seen as damaging to the global climate, and yet no concern is paid to natural causes of claimte change such as volcanic activity or the great big ball of hot plasma in the sky. The idea that we should suffer as a society by sacrificing standard methods at significant cost to reduce global temperatures by 0.000036% over 20 years or whatever is laughable.
The truth on who detarame really is by [deleted] in whatever
From now on I shit on the floor, just to withhold those two cents.
And yet it was a common topic of conversation before the conflict. Why are you fixated on present media narratives and offended by the possibility of facts that don't align well with your support of the allies?
[–]JerkChicken[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago* (0 children)
You do realise that not all people think the same way as you? There are a wonderful variety of people out there, some actually appreciate not being thought of as a statistic. You claim to know everything about women but completely fail to acknowledge those women who like to look attractive. What a sad and deluded view of the world.
You call me an idiot for what reason? For jovially commenting that I, as a man, appreciate the female form? Shock, horror, OMFG what an abomination. Your knowledge of men is clearly bias, you perceive men to be naive with a one track mind, obviously neglecting any sense of humour. You couldn't be more wrong about me, but I was right about you, crazy cat lady.
Gaddafi turned Libya from the poorest country in Africa to the richest, with zero debt and reserves of $150 billion. He wanted to form a United States of Africa with their own central bank and gold dinar currency. Would have crushed Rothschild debt slave dollar. Rothschild witch Hillary killed him by Orangutan in politics
No, I watched the news from various sources at the time it occurred. I saw how the BBC fakes a protest by filming a group of about 10 men zoomed in to make it seem like his people were rioting in the streets against him, it's a common tactic. I saw the Russia and on the news state that the BBC's statement about bombs was a lie. Or you can just suckle on the tit of the military industrial complex that feeds the American Dollar and believe everything you see on the western news so that it helps you sleep at night, so you don't have the conscience of ruining a country just to satisfy the greed of a few Jews and Hilary Clinton.
Except it isn't and you're wrong.
Go and watch some stuff from the other perspective and have a think about it. https://www.bitchute.com/video/6nmkfGizMCnZ/
The propaganda of the day was claiming that Gaddafi was dropping bombs on his own people, Russia and China stepped in to say their spy satellites showed no evidence of bombs being dropped.
I don't know anything about Al-Qaida shooting down passenger planes but it wouldn't surprise me since they were continually using US weaponry. The US has a habit of abandoning millions of dollars worth of equipment in places like Afghanistan, or 'accidentally' airdropping crates of weapons into enemy hands. Almost as if they had an agenda, like making sure the gold Dinar didn't collapse the Dollar.
[–]JerkChicken 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Я думал, что ты гей для Грави
Male horses are never shown on TV
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/Movies from self.Movies
[–]JerkChicken 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Like 9/11, much of the best material has been scrubbed from the internet
People always have problems with everyone, it doesn't make the broadcast narrative any more valid
Do you consider yourself unemployable? by JerkChicken in AskSaidIt
I love my job but I hate people...They always make things difficult
Has praying ever helped you ? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt
I wouldn't know which of the 3000 or so god's to pray to even if I chose to believe in any of them.
Good news everyone! I have pooped! by JerkChicken in news
All hail the blessed poop knife!
[–]JerkChicken[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Did you name the poo baby?
[–]JerkChicken 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Yeah, the hated him so much they cheered for him as he drove through the streets. They had free education to university level, free utilities, and 50k gift when they got married to buy a house and raise a family. Compared to many Arab countries, it was also fairly safe, then the US bombed the country and terrorist attacks spiralled out of control.
Good news everyone! I have pooped!
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/news from i.imgur.com
I fail to see what the issue is with people enjoying the aesthetic pleasures of modern traditional sporting dress in women's sports without the requirement of political gesturing, and why you feel the need to attack men for responding quite naturally to those athletes form, which they have clearly worked very hard to achieve. Seriously, it sounds more like jealousy, bitterness and resentment on your part. Frankly, if you are unable to see the lighthearted sentiment of the original post, you need to get out more.
What are you talking about? The BBC held interviews where they accused Gaddafi of attacking his own people, he responded correctly explaining that just small numbers of Al-Qaida were attacking his people. The BBC were showing the West this news. The Libyan people had no problems with Gaddafi's rule.
After the shitshow of the West blowing the fuck out of the country, Al-Qaida took over huge areas of the country, and said goodbye to the wealthy gold Dinar which would have crippled the Dollar.
I always root for the bad guys in movies.
The Fermented Fish Challenge by Tom_Bombadil in whatever
[–]JerkChicken 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
That was hard to watch.
In your own words, describe the scent of your fart gases. by JerkChicken in AskSaidIt
AI machines aren’t ‘hallucinating’. But their makers are by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism
'Retarding' would be more accurate.
[–]JerkChicken 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Never forget the BBC facilitated the propaganda against Gaddafi, falsifying his reputation to make it seem like small attacks on his citizens by Al-Qaida was orchestrated by his government.
I have failed to poop for two days. by JerkChicken in news
I eat mostly chicken. Much fiber in chicken?
Ooo grammatical burn, ouch, I'm so injured by your burn, ermagerd, staaaap.
I’m going to sleep with an 18 year old. by [deleted] in news
If we're going to define people by their knowledge, experience and psychological maturity, you'd have to call people children up until their 40's.
Cat ownership compensates for the lack of penis in their lives.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
I always imagined running a cult would be fairly fulfilling.
Some people see a joke and brush it off as a joke, and then there's you. I bet your a fun person.
There are those who are unfit for the workplace be it due to having poor hygiene, low self-esteem, being incompetent or having an incompatible personality for basic social interactions without causing people to throw leftover bits of food at them, or who might live with their mother.
The master rum taster, perhaps?
Don't change who you are.
If humans lived to an average of 200 years, would we live our lives differently? by JerkChicken in AskSaidIt
It would be unfortunate if we simply existed longer as an elderly person, it sounds like a nightmare. Better to age slower to experience life for longer.
One would wonder if humans would then have an extended adolescence into the 20's or 30's or even longer, or if we would take less risks in life knowing how many years could be lost should we make a mistake.
If humans lived to an average of 200 years, would we live our lives differently?
I fear and respect you and your oddly delicious cookie scent.
[–]JerkChicken[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
We get it, your fat.
In your own words, describe the scent of your fart gases.
Never underestimate old people, they're often bored and have nothing to lose.
Do you consider yourself unemployable?
Found the Mormon
TIL about the Vespa anti-tank scooter
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/TIL from en.m.wikipedia.org
[–]JerkChicken[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Women have never objectified men, no? Let's not fall victim to ignorance.
I find women's sports more enjoyable than men's sports, why must it be islamified by covering people up and censoring the natural form? The feminist would rather all athletes to be fat or ugly to remove all doubt that people watch just to see how many points are scored.
My post was in jest following recent news that tennis players will be wearing black shorts to enforce modesty, it's more virtue signalling than anything else.
I have failed to poop for two days.
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/news from self.news
Nobody really knows who first decided Humpty Dumpty should be portrayed as an egg. by JerkChicken in history
They can be both
Origami shark by Musky in whatever
[–]JerkChicken 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Not phallic enough, try harder
Watch: Woman poops while getting arrested by [deleted] in NotTheOnion
[–]JerkChicken 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
If any future historians see this site, know that I, sneako, am the king of all whites by sneako in whatever
Figures, royalty are normally fairly inbred and useless.
Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you went in there? by JerkChicken in AskSaidIt
I don't believe you
[–]JerkChicken 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
It's fine, but you will inevitably find her personality annoying after the sex.
Bananas are the most R Rated fruit.
Have you ever voted for the 'weird guy' instead of the usual?
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/politics from self.politics
I've never met anyone named Megabob
I stand by my statement
Time is better spent playing darts anyway, kudos to the stoned brain
[–]JerkChicken[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 4 months ago (0 children)
Only those who make the list
So if you push someone through a doorway, you can really mess with them
The only other acceptable sport, with bonus bouncing too
Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
Celery is an abomination.
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/Cooking from self.Cooking
Nobody really knows who first decided Humpty Dumpty should be portrayed as an egg.
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/history from self.history
Is someone who tweets, a twit? And does a twit become a twat when described in past tense?
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/SocialMedia from self.SocialMedia
I no longer watch tennis since it decided to stop being mildly erotic.
4 months ago by JerkChicken to /s/Entertainment from self.Entertainment