Apple Introduces the Underwhelming Apple Vision Pro

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[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mah momma told me not ta sit to close to the TV screen when watchin' cartoons, now I have to put this shit over my eyes?

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They're several years late for a party that's all but wrapped up. The only thing they've got going for them at this point is that Suckerburg set the bar so low with the Metaverse.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahhaa Tim Cook speaking from a giant rainbow for the WWDC. Be free from screens, just strap it to your head!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

WHAT IF YOU WEAR THEM DRIVING AS IDIOTS DO ON THEIR IPHONES? /s

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Coming soon to a headline near you!

[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

All they need to do is couple this with some hyper-real sex applications and hardware, driven by an erotic AI interface and the western world white population will approach zero.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The iSuck. XD

[–]cant_even 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

...and wait till the hackers get hold of that 'erotic AI interface'.

[–]scornedandsedated 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Oh no, my e-wife has been ransomeware'd! Anyone want to lend mt 10BTC?"

[–]md5crypto 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But but Marques Brownlee says it's 'magical'. I wonder how much did they pay him to use that word?