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[–]scornedandsedated 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Especially if you masturbate into a female vagina. By female I mean real XX chromosome female who looks and acts like a female, not fake plastic vagina females who have beards and blue hair.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

yes, believe us goyim

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why should I believe lying racist crackers who worship a convicted felon?

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Masturbate before sleepign, your wife can still pick the semen in your boxers and put in her vagina. There's no winning.