How many of you are watching the North American pavement apes toss a sportsball around today? Got your chicken wings, cheap light beer, chips and dip, all the White trash fixxins and such. How many of you niggerlovers are jacking each other off at half time?

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[–]Zapped 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How do you know it's halftime if you aren't watching?

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literally a guess.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The pavement monkeys would beat both you and I into the ground. They fuck all the best women.

Have a little respect.

And no, I don’t watch that shit.

[–]aaarrgh 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

respect, for what, for savages?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lots of us, are able to exist, because of people who you guys hold no respect for. This is why women have a lot of contempt for incels.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I don't know man you can have both. Sportsball is retarded but you can still have friends and enjoy it with that known.

Some of us go outside and talk to other people in real life.

I made half a grand gambling on it.

So yeah, I watched it, which is to say it was on a TV I was near, made money, got drunk, and saw my friends. All while understanding the little capuchins running around with an oblong ball is bread and circus.

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah, that’s cool, I’ve totally watched the SB before in a party scenario. Yesterday I was cleaning out my kitchen before the demo crew came today for what is to be a 150k kitchen remodel, so I didn’t have time fore such things. Good news is, demo went well and everything is moving forward. I don’t care much for TV as I live in the country on acreage and spend plenty of time outdoors. I also enjoy my neighbors on occasion.

[–]Ehhhhhh 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Easy to bitch about people being trash when you can drop more on a kitchen remodel than what some can't afford on a whole house.

[–]1Icemonkey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s all relative to the value of the house, and besides that, trash has nothing to do with money, but rather with culture. There’s plenty of trash with money.

[–]scornedandsedated 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, leave chicken wings out of this!

[–]Danimal4NU 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This shit is why reddit alternatives can't get a foothold.