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Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk
[–]Alienhunter 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (17 children)
I suggest just having sex 21 times a month instead.
[–]carn0ld03 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
"If you wanna to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..."
[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
uggos need love too
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
This is there truth.
[–]BISH 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Most scientists don't have that luxury, and they have taken a practical advice approach
They'll take what they can get.
[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (11 children)
I asked my wife to take care of my needs instead of having to masturbate, but her little hands get so tired.
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (10 children)
Why? Did she tie you up?
[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (9 children)
I maybe bungled the joke. The idea is instead of masturbating, a guy gets a wife so he doesn't have to, but the punchline is that he's just having her jerk him off instead of fucking her.
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (8 children)
Doesn't have to be a joke if you're getting tied up.
[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (7 children)
It's tax time again, you change your mind about being chained to a desk working?
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (6 children)
I want to be left chained to a dungeon wall not a work desk.
[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
They say relationships are built on compromise.
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (4 children)
You could tie me up in a chair at the work desk. Hands need to be tied behind me so I couldn't do any work though.
[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
Listen, Vulptex, I appreciate your position but the fact is we can't just do slavery simply for shits and giggles, it's simply not economically feasible at this time.
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Sex can be risky. Don't be stupid.
[–]Musky 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
at least 21 times a month. Nobody's saying you shouldn't have more if you want too, though.
Key point here.
[–]BISH 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
The scientists I know say men should set a target goal of 21,000 times per month.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I'm easily 5 times as healthy.
[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
That number seems a little low to me.
[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago* (3 children)
They want you addicted to porn and destroying your brain with jerking off. Always do the opposite of what Jews say.
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
They also want you desperate and preoccupied with sex. Either one works just fine for the elites. Then as a diversion they get the masses to fight over which is better.
[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
If orgasm-ing is part of a shadowy overlord agenda, then I don't wanna be....Based?
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
It's not
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Is this because they have to take a week off during their periods?
I heard there's a monthly cycle for something but I don't know what for. Definitely no periods though.
[–]cottoneyejoe 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Reminds me of this TRUE story:
I went to the doctor and he was examining me. He says "Cottoneye, you're going to have to stop masturbating!" I said "Why Doc?" He says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
I do this. I just knock it all out in one day, leaving the rest of the month to concentrate on other things.
[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
leaving the rest of the month to concentrate on other things.
And for your poor, abused meat to recover from being beat like a slave being told his name is Toby.
You could say that about literally anything.
It doesn't work like that. You can do it as many times as you want but you're already dry after the first few. Then it will replete within a few days.
What does seem to help for some reason is prostate stimulation.
[–]The_Lear_Bluce_Ree 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Well now I'm thinking there might be something to "no fap"
I have tried it a few times, it never does anything but make me increasingly irritated and distracted by that growing itch. I think it's worse for me because I'm very sensitive, but other people have the same issues after a few days.
[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
So, a Monday then?
[–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Protip: always do the opposite of what they tell you to do.
[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
damn niggers i maxxed out on the furst
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