Pickled wine aunt writes self-indulgent screed about going to Paris to get porked by MILF hunters, calls it a win for feminism by hfxB0oyA in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Men can fuck as many prostos as they want....so there's that....

Microsoft Falls to All-Time Low of 25% in Operating Systems by PanzersGhost in technology

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wanted to convert my lappy to ubuntu but they dont have wifi drivers for my particular lenovo model. I would love to have no micropeen in my household

I don't know which of you fucking homunculi needs to hear this. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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The homunculus in my head, driving my body around from his little cockpit behind my eyes, pulling leavers, grinding gears and steering me thru my day-to-day....thanks you....

RIP ICQ: Remembering a classic messaging app that was way ahead of its time by Drewski in technology

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UHOH!!!!

heheh....remember that....?

Unreal Engine Coding Standards Require Video Game Studios To Use "Inclusive" Language In Programming And Documentation by xoenix in Gaming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Careful. Youre using the assignment operator there....should be == or === or in some languages := I think....🤷‍♂️

Unreal Engine Coding Standards Require Video Game Studios To Use "Inclusive" Language In Programming And Documentation by xoenix in Gaming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So when they declare and define a variable it should be like this: ?

bool tyroneJonesDad;

tyroneJonesDad = false;

A new cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome has been found. by GuyWhite in politics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It doesnt matter whom you vote for because theyre going to steal the election anyway. That's why sloppy-joe suddenly becomes lucid when confronted with his low poll numbers. His arrogance kicks in, giving him a squirt of coherence as he reveals that he knows theyre going to cook the books for him. And who the fuck cares, anyway, fucking donal drumpf? Im supposed to cry and get angry because theyre stealing the election from that motherfucker....I hope they steal it by a jillion votes this time! 🤷‍♂️

Looking for a penpal in this crazy world... by musclemom1234 in offbeat

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Faith Without Works Is Dead by GuyWhite in corruption

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Amen!

Looking for a penpal in this crazy world... by musclemom1234 in offbeat

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what

R/bannedbooks doesn't allow a certain kind of banned books for some reason... by Oyveygoyim in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Yeah, "Banned books". The implications are so edgy and rebellious. The extent of reddit's edginess and rebelliousness is talking like a pirate and making quips about england vs "the colonies" on July 4th. 🤷‍♂️

His last words were "fuck y'all nigga" 🤣 by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Wow....that's why, when japing and cavorting with a pistol for attention, always make sure you've cleared the chamber first! 🤷‍♂️

Pedophilia, age of consent, and the Emperor's complete lack of clothes by Hematomato in censorship

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I used to **** my girlfriend every day when we were both under 18. She even gave me some racy polaroids once, which would be considered the "nudes" of that era. Should we turn ourselves in, all these decades later?

Add Bluetooth to the Long List of Surveillance Technologies by PanzersGhost in Surveillance

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh no, theyre going to catch me listening to Coheed and Cambria in my car!

The new AI advanced version of Google Search tells you to drink at least two quarts of urine every 24 hours to pass kidney stones quickly. by PanzersGhost in Internet

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....just me and my horsie and a quart of.....urine?

--The Beastie Boys (paraphrased)

The Truth About RFK by Rastafoo in videos

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No one with a scratchy voice like that can be president. Nothing against RFK jr. His independent candidacy could ensure that budden gets another 4 years tho....like the perot effect against HW way back in '92....

Wealthy white Louisiana residents win right to form their own city and split from poorer black neighborhoods in landmark court ruling after a 10-year battle by Oyveygoyim in news

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because I am just as poor, disreputable and discomfort inducing as the people they are trying to avoid....

Wealthy white Louisiana residents win right to form their own city and split from poorer black neighborhoods in landmark court ruling after a 10-year battle by Oyveygoyim in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So I may be poor and white but at least I'm not black is yours?

Wealthy white Louisiana residents win right to form their own city and split from poorer black neighborhoods in landmark court ruling after a 10-year battle by Oyveygoyim in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All the white let's segregate ourselves crowd are probably crowing about how great this is, but keep in mind, you probably ain't invited to live there either....I know I certainly ain't 🤷‍♂️

xvideos is far better than pornhub by hamudi in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

pornography is shit.

DEI Official At UCLA School of Medicine Massively Plagiarized Her Dissertation On DEI by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Yeah! That's what it felt like in the class, too "Shut up and have the correctTM opinions about the material and themes explored and we'll give you your A!"

DEI Official At UCLA School of Medicine Massively Plagiarized Her Dissertation On DEI by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I took a Major Black Writers course at a local communtitty collidge once. I was exposed to a lot of great writing by great AA authors from throughout history. One thing I noticed tho, the grades, the papers, the in class essays, were all graded so easily. Easiest A I ever got in a course. From this tiny amt of exposure to lefty social science liberal arts academia, (as a rule, I prefered my non science/math courses in college to be dead, white, and male) I took away the idea that college + identity politics = really lax standards 🤷‍♂️

What exactly is the point of me transitioning? by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Recently reread The Silence of the Lambs and I gotta tell ya, they used to do the whole transformer thing diff in America. The way they catch Jame Gumb in the book is, they poll Trans surgery clinics all across the country to find weirdo belligerants who fail the battery of psychological tests because they're not really trans, theyre just nuts! So they used to have actual standards, stringent standards about the people they would let transition surgically because there are too many other weirdo reasons to chop your junk off. I wonder when they got rid of these policies. Now-a-days, if you don't let your children transition youre in trouble it seems 🤷‍♂️

Report: Less Than 1% of the Global Muslim Population are Defined as Terrorists by thehomelessromantic in news

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The other 99.999 percent still like cheering the .001 percent on! 🤷‍♂️

Why is the left pro war now? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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(it took me that long to come up with that banger) 🤷‍♂️

Why is the left pro war now? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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ohhhhh, some guy on dollar tree reddit declares russia isn't being provoked. I'll alert the kremlin immediately.....war's over folks!

Kyle Rittenhouse Places Lien on Whoopi Goldberg’s Home by Questionable in news

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I loved Whoopie in her 1990 comedy/horror vehicle Whoopie Versus the Ghost, and of course her academy award winning turn in The Colored People, but since then her game has been OFF! 🤷‍♂️

Are there any alternatives to saidit? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Why is the left pro war now? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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No amount of explanation will make me give a shit about ukraine. Let me explain to you about how provoking someone with nuclear weapons aimed at you is a terrible idea, full stop!

Why is the left pro war now? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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Who gives a shit about ukraine? Within my lifetime it was an SSR, and before that, it was where the ethnic RUS came from. Invading Iraq was way more unjust than invading a buffer country you're ethnically and culturally connected to because the west/nato keeps fiddle-faddling with it....🤷‍♂️

With restrictions for medical child transition looming in the UK, Reddit brainstorms ways for kids to get drugs illegally by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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The TransFormers, more than MEATS the eye!

The TransFormers....BIG DICKS in disguise!!!

Troon is upset that he can't attract any lesbians in the gay bars and he only get attention from other males.🤬 by Clown_Chan in TumblrInAction

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The worst, most pathetic, back door, end run way to attract women. You thought toxic losers pretending to be nice guys was bad, try toxic losers pretending to be lesbian women 🤷‍♂️🤮

My partner just came out to me as a trans woman and I'm ashamed to say I don't think I reacted very well by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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🤷‍♂️

My partner just came out to me as a trans woman and I'm ashamed to say I don't think I reacted very well by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Y'know....life isn't that long....if you're feeling those transformer-y feelings....how about you just keep it to yourself and wait it out....

Let's create the largest community of programmers by gorpo85 in programming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because....isn't buttfucking immoral?

Let's create the largest community of programmers by gorpo85 in programming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

one time, there were two people buttfucking in the backseat of a car and I caught them and reported it

What are your views on onlyfans? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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What are your views on onlyfans? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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Im not paying anyone for erotic content. For one, sexy photos and videos rot your brain and destroy your motivation to do anything with your life. For two, with all the free racy content online, I can rot my brain and kill my motivation completely gratis! 🤷‍♂️

Why are asian women so cute? by 211 in AskSaidIt

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I think they look like aliens

We would know by [deleted] in memes

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where a saidit user gets his degree by [deleted] in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So is the Terrapin (turtle) the totem animal of a University of Maryland student....or is it the totem animal of an Anti-Black Racist?

where a saidit user gets his degree by [deleted] in whatever

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we wuz baccalaureates....n shit....

what happens if you watch requiem for a dream 20 times in a row? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Shart is one of those below the belt/sex/bathroom terms like Pain-al and Road Head that makes me giggle whenever I think about it!

what happens if you watch requiem for a dream 20 times in a row? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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I like to call them Fucklebuck 🤷‍♂️

what happens if you watch requiem for a dream 20 times in a row? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Technically he didn't pull it out for air....🤷‍♂️

what happens if you watch requiem for a dream 20 times in a row? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Your somehow made it to Baghdad 2003 1AD 3rd Brigade....Ahlan wa Sahlan! 🤷‍♂️

(We watched that movie about 20 or more times whilst deployed)

Hypocrisy.... by In-the-clouds in conspiracy

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Why would this woman need to shill for anything. If I were her I wouldnt do a thing for the rest of my life. 🤷‍♂️

I'm in a Show Hole - HELP!! by UncleWillard56 in Entertainment

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Try to find PrisonBreak somewhere. Wentworth Miller in the early 00s...great stuff!

Quote I found on 4chan by suckiat in whatever

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Junst jack your meat....it's that simple....

Yasuke: Legendary Black Samurai Who Served Lord Oda Nobunaga by UBERGheist in history

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we wuz ninjuhzz

What will you do about the fact that chads will graduate college in 3~ months and celebrate with a foursome? Nothing? by suckiat in AskSaidIt

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They they'll parlay their MBA doctorates in finance into lucrative gigs trading options for a million dollars per month and live satisfying lives on Wall street, where they will make love to a different super-model every night and wake up to a gormay breakfast prepared by 5 star michellin chefs every morning!

Yale will require SATs again. by Dune1032 in WorldNews

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All I know is, I junst want too get intoo a good collidge 🤷‍♂️

Yale will require SATs again. by Dune1032 in WorldNews

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I smoked a blunt with my dead homie's ashes in it right before I took my THCs and his ghost appeared in the testing room and tole me all the answers in my ear and it helped me to do so good I got into Harverd!

Mobs Of Violent African Migrants Riot, Attack Police In Holland by Oyveygoyim in news

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msm describes this as two factions of Eritreans have conflict.....

Today in History: February 14, Aretha Franklin records 'Respect' by [deleted] in music

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She kept all her monies wrapped in butcher paper and stuffed up her area and when she would arrive for a show she would demand her payment for the performance in advance, take it, pull the bankroll out of her snatch, add her day's wages, roll it back up, and re-keister it!

What is the biggest waste of time humanity engages in? by x0x7 in AskSaidIt

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scrolling

Current Front Page: Just got rejected by a man because I didnt want to blow him without a condom by Questionable in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I was an avid reader after the overturn of roe v wade because I wanted to keep an eye on woman's perspective and I thought there would be lots of well articulated rage-ful arguments. It's just a bunch of women whining about men harassing them....Oh and the thing that got me to tune out was that a lot of the women kept saying things like ....and I know all you men are lurking here. They're playing their histrionics up for implicit male attention seems like to me....

Current Front Page: Just got rejected by a man because I didnt want to blow him without a condom by Questionable in MeanwhileOnReddit

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that sub is a cesspool. That website is also a cesspool....

She's single, guys by Musky in whatever

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she's got a glock 42 in .380 acp!

Taylor Swift threatens legal action against student who tracks her jet by Drewski in news

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If Elion Munsk couldn't due any thing about it how can this thot hope too?

Activists splatter 'Mona Lisa' with soup in Louvre Museum in Paris by PanzersGhost in Europe

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ain't the mona lisa behind glass?

Atomic Blasts - Operations Greenhouse Through Uphot Knothole - 29 minute vid courtesy of usa gov by [deleted] in history

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hate atomic explosion footage because you have no idea of the scale....case in point: one of these explosions is 3 kilotons, which is about the scale of the Beirut munitions and fertilizer explosion from a few years back. I think it's actually closer to 1-2 k estimated yield, but that fucking thing looks huge because it's in the context of all those buildings and ships and the harbor and everything. This 3 kiloton explosion looks tiny, because the camera is so far off and flat with nothing to compare it to but the desert floor, but in reality it's a fucking huge explosion too!

How long have you had your current phone for? by detty in AskSaidIt

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I used to upgrade fairly regularly until I realized that it was pretty pointless and the new phone was always pretty much the same as the old. I think Ive had this one 7 or 8 years....I dont rrally know.

Whats your iq? by jonzherka in AskSaidIt

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100

Whyte girls on r/gonewild by BanditMcFuklebuck in MeanwhileOnReddit

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That's sort of my point, the whole gonewild thing (although I like it because I like looking at random nekkid womans) can get pretty graphic and degrading.....I like a chocolate woman too, I like thicc latinas....I have some pretty diverse tastes in the womans, I don't want to go on r/gonewildxyz, I want equal representation for all flavours of hotties on the main gonewild sub and the fact that it's just vanilla flavoured woman's shows the hypocrisy of the loonie lefties that populate that vile website!

Biden joke by hfxB0oyA in funny

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yeah they don't give a shit about any of that garbage they moan about. That's all virtue signaling. Honestly with how fat and well fed and comfortable everyone in the West is, I view with suspicion any time lefty loonies get all worked up about something....it's sad theater, bad comedy....

Biden joke by hfxB0oyA in funny

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I figured it out, O-bummer was our frist black pres, and joe budden is our frist white trash pres!

Would you pay to hunt a person on death row for murder? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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No

Covid holdouts try to connect and console each other on social media by xoenix in whatever

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These are like the people you see driving around by themselves in their cars with their masks on....LOVE IT!

Hypothetically, what would a athletic, fit, handsome guy who's between 6'1" and 6'5" have to be in order for the majority of modern women to not be attracted to him? (Not about me.) by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

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incel mentality. Pathetic mewling about how great they are and how much attention they deserve. Gives any personality a bad smell honestly....

Reddit doesn't think this is cringe by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I think she's cute. What's the big deal. I know there are people like this, and posts like this make me go whew glad Im not like that! 🤷‍♂️

Do you think we'll ever see an incel president in our lifetime? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To be president, you have to be tall and handsome and charismatic and get girls and be good at sports and not live in your parents basement and have graduated from an ivy league college and have the respect and admiration of your peers and be confident and articulate and outgoing and....and....and.....um so no....

Malabar giant squirrel in India by Musky in pics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

fren

Travis Kelce 'planning' on proposing to Taylor Swift on THIS day by aamir in Entertainment

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

M'lady....Tips fedora

Lebrone James's son Bronny back in game after massive heart attack by ansarlodhi in Gaming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hurray! I'm glad he's better!

Let's nominate and vote for our Saiditor of the Month by [deleted] in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It should be me. I want to write in me. I'm fucking awesome!

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Geez Whoopie was ugly like this but it was never an issue because she was so funny and talented. And she had the good sense to keep her love life, sonething no member of the public would want to know anything about, to herself....

Jordan Peterson - 80% of Humanities Papers aren't Cited Once by [deleted] in videos

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Like....80 percent of the papers humanity writes aren't cited. Well I wrote a paper in communtitty collidge about the electron microscope and it was never cited so that number is probably a little bit higher 🤔

Do you believe that everyone should have the right to die, regardless of their physical health? by detty in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone already has the right to die. If you wanna die, unless you're a quadriplegic, you can check out any time you please. Hence the meme of the hospital bound guy with locked in syndrome blinking kill me now in Morse code....

Most people that openly profess to wanting to kill themselves are just wanting attention.....

What do ladyboys cost in your area? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One theory about the origin of Kemo Sabe: Loan Ranger would call Tonto Tonto, which means stupid in Spanish, And Tonto's retort is phonetically similar to Quien no sabe which means one who doesn't know, or is ignorant, also in Spanish....

Female pool player forfeits final due to facing trans woman opponent: reports by [deleted] in news

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Instead of Clown World we've got Juwanna Mann world....

Gynaecologist 'mutilated virgin wife's vagina on honeymoon' by [deleted] in news

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Note the demographic particulars, burried way down deep. How did I know? How did we know?

If your wife ever gave you lip would you smack that broad? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The idea of hurting people littler and weaker than me triggers me with great despair. I'd like to smash all the bullies in the world in the face tho, but I won't do that either because I'm ascared....looks like no violence for me....

Where is Gen X? by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I rem the "computer" in our classroom was a TRS80 that you could write this infinite loop Basic program on

10 print "fuck you"
20 goto 10

and then execute it and the screen would fill up with fuck yous and we 8th graders would giggle.

Also the nudes people would bring to class were printed on a dot matrix printer and really low res....

"And... If we had real leadership on Reddit opinions like this wouldn't get us censored/banned." by tyranicaloverlord in WatchRedditDie

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God reddit is such a cesspool

Why are women so rude today? by alexstein in whatever

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They all listen to True Crime podcasts that are well populated with "creepy guys" that harass, stalk, and brutally murder women. So now when they see a random man, this is what they picture. If you are a male, you are a potential stalker, harasser, or murderer. They loath/dread your presence by default.

Bloke who spent £12.5k to become 'dog' says he's 'shunned by real canines' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Has he tried becoming a lesbian dog and trying to attract other lesbian dogs?

Huge explosion ‘caused by EV batteries’ rips through airport. 160+ injured in blast felt for 20 miles. by [deleted] in WorldNews

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

bodda-BOOM!!!!

How did the former left turn into total cultural puritans? by zherka in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was a line from a phony phone call from killuglytv.com from the mid to late 90s....It's been stuck in my head as a personal meme since then. I blast it out whenever I'm trying to be particularly irreverent and irrelevant....

Never Google by [deleted] in Internet

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As a perma-marginalized human that doesnt care if churren scramble their genitalia or scramble their gender identity for attention, I have to say, watching with bemused detatchment from the sidelines that I am quite amazed how fast things got so weird.....

How did the former left turn into total cultural puritans? by zherka in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One time, there were two people buttfucking in the back of the car, and I caught them

I just wanted to check if something I saw on Facebook was true and ChatGPT immediately went on a rant about how sex workers are a persecuted minority and about how prostitution needs to be legalized. by EternalSunset in technology

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All I asked AI for was some link's to some hottt Peter North porno video's but ChantGPT kept sending me links to Peter North Solo video's!

I will defeat you in any debate. Pick your topic. by zherka in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I am against cyanobacteria starting to produce oxygen as a byproduct of photosynthesis during the Siderian period 2.33 billion years ago. It was a bad idea then and this pollution leading to oxygen being utilized as a final electron acceptor in more and more complex versions of eukaryotic life is a bad idea now, and has lead to all of the problems we face today!

4 way stops are a microcosm of the retardation shown daily by the American populace. by SMCAB in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

what would happen if someone buttfucked