"Womb-carriers"

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-25T02:28:43+00:00

UhhhaaaauhhhhhUhhhUhhhhhUhhhhUhhhhhaaaaaAAAUuuhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-24T16:53:09+00:00

I dont click on reddit links. surfing reddit generates income from ads for those scumfucks

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-23T16:30:21+00:00

Both emails of mine have now been banned. I'm not going back. Whenever you go on that site you make them money with ads. Stay away from them....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-21T11:59:44+00:00

Their frist mistake was hiring on a zombie mayor. To zombies black lives don't matter....no lives matter!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-18T20:22:04+00:00

um....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-18T11:41:25+00:00

Throw the fucking book at em!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-12T09:07:58+00:00

Incels carry around this manifesto that they unpack spontainiously for anyone and everyone. It involves height and facial symmetry and how men who dont possess features aligned with the golden ratio arent going to be able to attract females. It's seems depressing and exhausting. If you dont find yourself doing something like that, youre not an incel, regardless of sexual experience. Also theyre weird about women. They seem less concerned with passing the time with someone they like doing something fun than the status they get from performing the act. Sex is a form of validation for them rather than a pasttime or way to be in a loving relationship.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-12T07:40:32+00:00

What would happen if someone buttfucked?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-08T18:38:22+00:00

And yet no social media posts about how horrible it was for the children.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-08T00:13:02+00:00

Homosexuality is now law. Be gay or go to prison!!!! kewww kewwww!!! (thunder and lightning sound)

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-07T20:22:13+00:00

As a fruity, effeminate hetero dude, I'm just glad that if someone thinks I'm gay now they're less likely to beat the shit out of me. Gays have paved the way for less than masculine males to breathe easier, and for this I salute them! Hell it's practically a law that you have to be a little gay now anyway....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-07T20:05:24+00:00

HIV!!!!....anybody yell "HIV!!" when they enter a room or an auditorium or shopping mall for effect? It's quite hilarious and people don't know what to think....they're like, "is this person yelling that they're HIV+ and proud....or are they yelling to protest the lives lost from the virus....or are they yelling to end the stigma....what they hell???"

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-07T10:52:33+00:00

Funny thing is, he's as old as Jimmy Carter

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-01T08:02:55+00:00

La Chai'em

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-06-01T02:02:53+00:00

Wheres all the outrage signaling over this in my fB feed?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-25T01:32:59+00:00

Wont it be spaced aged soon enough? With lasers and force shields and amazing technological innovations? WAKANDA FOREVER!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-19T18:26:01+00:00

or from chad sure....they had mummies in chad too I suppose....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-19T02:03:29+00:00

I thought the punchline was going to be that the kid was Egyptian....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-11T23:34:58+00:00

You should write a story where silver comix age batman meets indiana jones in the late 1930s and they explore the batcave together...duh....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-10T18:02:28+00:00

I liked Stephen Colbear as Mr. Noblett but fuck him irl and fuck his bullshit talkshow too....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-04T18:30:54+00:00

wow what a fucking pig

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-03T03:10:23+00:00

Sheeeeet, I wanna refund!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-05-02T13:39:30+00:00

Pizza? isnt that code for something? I forget....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-28T19:14:13+00:00

I'm proud that I caught two people buttfucking in the back of a car once while I was looking thru car windows for shit to steal as sort of a "side hustle". Called the law on them and they both got lengthy jail time sentences!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-28T15:23:09+00:00

Twitter is obnoxious garbage that attracts obnoxious loudmouth garbage people with big mouths and internet connections. Fuck twitter in its lil bird ass....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-23T23:36:59+00:00

100, Dead average.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-23T23:33:51+00:00

It won't exist. All my white friends on fB have one or fewer chirren....whilst all non-traditionally colored friends have a boat-load....er, raft-load....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-19T22:05:30+00:00

Netflix is woke garbage. Havent had a subscription in years

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-11T02:34:53+00:00

Are those those little knickknacks with bobble heads for adult man children? I have never understood why they are so popular!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-04-11T02:20:06+00:00

I wish theyd ban my account so Id have a excuse to stay off that garbage site

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-03-27T02:43:30+00:00

God I hate reddit sooooo much......God they are awful!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-03-17T20:32:41+00:00

I was a Jennifer Capriati man myself....That smile, those eyes....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-03-13T15:25:40+00:00

I've noticed the female equivalent of this strange sort of self degrading lefty virtue signaling is when women who normally complain about "creepy" guys hitting on them declare that they would perform all sorts of involved sexual acts on and with the person or persons (usually an older male like "bernie" that would, in any other context be categorized as 'creepy') that align(s) with them politically/ideologically....It's like the world has been waiting in the wings for these idiots to degrade themselves and this is the price for the degradation....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-03-09T13:14:29+00:00

These broads on this sub are way out of touch with reality. I think if they had their druthers it would be legislated that men wouldn't be allowed to look in their direction unless given express permission.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-26T01:20:25+00:00

😎

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-19T14:11:20+00:00

elon took a prepackaged obvious idea, stamped a fancy logo on it and reaped the benefits. It is literally like the homer simpson joke where he advises lisa when she's trying to invent something to "just add a clock or a calculator to an existing item...."

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-16T23:45:27+00:00

Wow, it's 2007 right here in this tiny square of the internet!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-14T01:18:47+00:00

Big Mike!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-12T22:50:15+00:00

Hairy Potter

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-09T02:44:04+00:00

Guy Malapropped big time. Said proportion when he meant portion, or percentage.... Know a crank by his imprecise language....It always helped me when I listened to Art Bell in the 90s....screwballs and loonies on there made these kinds of mistakes all the time....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-08T18:53:23+00:00

I like that the rogaine controversy has lowered to 0 percent the chance that I will accidentally click on a neil young song whilst listening to my spotify music feed

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-08T04:13:28+00:00

But from the crowd of perpetually outraged? The ones worried about pronouns and martyred criminals and if someone tweeted the n word 12 years ago? Not a fucking peep. And you know why? Because theyre not supposed to be outraged about the actual outrageous shit the govt does....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-08T03:26:07+00:00

I always feel great after a jack-session....dunno what the hell you're talkin' about!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-02-01T01:42:01+00:00

You could also draw pictures of mohammed and probably get away with it....but why would you want to? Why not just have a modicum of basic respect for everyone? It aint hard....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-01-29T15:41:02+00:00

what is that stupid music in the background? god I hate the fucking internet....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2022-01-06T04:04:39+00:00

fuck reddit

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-30T19:05:36+00:00

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-28T05:06:38+00:00

I've got an Oculus Quest....it's actually sort of fun! A big barrier to VR being widely utilized that I see is the vertigo factor. I've polled random people that I know and strangers and about 70 percent of them say they don't like VR because it makes them woozy....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-28T04:51:20+00:00

Their lives couldn't have mattered too much....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-27T04:23:18+00:00

its true....look at islam....muh prophet, muh prophet....don't drawl muh prophet!!!!....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-21T02:45:50+00:00

The TransFormers....more than meats the eye....

The TransFormers....big dicks in diguise!!!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-21T02:42:40+00:00

"yuck"

--Dave Chapelle

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-21T02:39:05+00:00

And then if one of them happens to catch covid and then happens to be one of the unfortunate people that suffers from long covid or has to go on a respirator the reddit/imgur peanut gallery will gleefully mock their misfortune....y'know, because lefty sjws are such kind, empathetic, morally upright people.....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-16T02:53:37+00:00

John Mayor, the mayor of blues-infused adult contemporary used to sing to her: "yuh boddeh is a abandoned amusement park....yuh boddeh is a abandoned aMUSEment park....yeahhhh yeahhhhh"....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-14T17:42:08+00:00

God, Xmas time 1997....pirated this album off newsgroups....so long ago!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-14T17:38:23+00:00

State of....Emergency....is where I wanna be.....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-14T17:35:04+00:00

wow, you spelled oeuvre right....I can never remember the order of all the Os and E's and U's....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-10T10:20:49+00:00

My take is....he was trying to improve his brand....and it blew up in his face. His ruined career is pretty good punishment enough....I don't think they should send this young man to prison. Let the Chicago PD recoup their losses with the civil suit.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-08T04:25:01+00:00

They're doing what now?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-12-01T01:17:40+00:00

La Chaiem!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-27T23:25:42+00:00

shoulda said you people....ftfh

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-24T10:10:09+00:00

Wow, this looks like mental illness to me....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-23T16:41:51+00:00

The funny thing is, I'll bet they agree too!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-21T21:46:09+00:00

Im here as of a day ago. I will never darken that garbage website's door again. fuuuuhck them!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-21T11:51:57+00:00

I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-20T22:46:56+00:00

Children's playground game expert LaBron James LMAO!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-18T01:19:10+00:00

Darn it, they're still women!!! LMAO!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-16T18:40:26+00:00

Funny....a common thread on twoxchromosomes is: "I'm age X, I was told by this time men would leave me alone....when are they going to start leaving me alone???? " Swings both ways it seems....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-14T01:17:43+00:00

These same privileged celebs when a group of marginalized POCs show up in their neighborhood: "get these animals out of here!!!"

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-11-13T13:13:20+00:00

Here's what you do (if you're even still on reddit):

when they remove your post or ban you from posting, immediately UNSUBSCRIBE....there is a reason when they ban you that they tell you you can still get on the sub and look at posts....you're still padding their numbers. If they ban leave immediately and never look back!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2021-10-31T02:11:26+00:00

This guy sort of looks like Tim Heidecker, the content has a Heidecker-arian vibe and they even show brief footage of the Tim and Eric show! huzzzahhhh!!!

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