Apparently it's true by x0x7 in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's crazy, I had no idea. And burnout is in quotations.

Apparently it's true by x0x7 in TIL

[–]x0x7[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean it's not at the top of the list but it's there
https://www.wikihow.com/Detect-Embezzlement

Here's What Happens If You Take An Upper Decker by Phooey in TIL

[–]Jewishnigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

TEAM BRO'HOOD are masturbating and getting off watching a a video of a crying girl who is being tied down, simultaneously penetrated by three men, spanked, and being called a whore.

and WOMEN TAKE NOTE

these are the so called good guys

you know?

your fathers, your brothers, your uncles, your grandfathers, your male teachers, your male doctors, your male police, your male lawyers, your male judges, your male jurors. the boys next door!

and all united by one common mutual male goal tooth and claw

the annihilation of you and your female image! to boost their male own!

"Hey bro's quick, I got one .. I got one cornered, who of you bro's are gonna be first?.. ME, Me, me!.. Oh calm down you conniving cockroaches and form an orderly queue and you will all get an equal slice of the meat to slobber and crawl all over"

Here's What Happens If You Take An Upper Decker by Phooey in TIL

[–]Phooey[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also you will instantly become a Chad, women will be able to sense your new big dick energy

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]thatrightwinger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I actually agree with that point. But that doesn't change my initial point that Lifehacker is teaching people to sell their souls away from some temporary pleasure.

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I actually do read articles before commenting on them, but there's no biblical basis for the Malleus Maleficarum. It wasn't even written until the 15th century.

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]thatrightwinger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you even look at the article?

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I once met a woman who was buying people drinks for selling their soul via napkin signature... Is the devil a woman? I am not shocked.

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Making a deal with a literal devil is the stuff of fiction. 'Selling your soul to the devil,' I believe, is as easy as sacrificing your principles for some benefit.

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil by Phooey in TIL

[–]thatrightwinger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, that's truly terrifying. If you believe that the Devil is real and you're willing to give him your eternal soul for some temporary pleasure, that is really sad.

25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into by Phooey in TIL

[–]ZomFox 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The cactus is a worthy challenge 🌵

25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into by Phooey in TIL

[–]Phooey[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Public fleshlight was my favorite

We Asked Men Where They Ejaculate When They Masturbate, and the Answers Are Weirder Than You Think by [deleted] in TIL

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

95% of navy replies: in my jerk off sock

Other 5%: in my bunkmate's sock

How to make meat underwear by Phooey in TIL

[–]Phooey[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm wearing a ground beef banana hammock, it makes me feel sexy like a real man

How to make meat underwear by Phooey in TIL

[–]EvilDed 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mmm satisfies two of my favourite things, eating meat and eating underwear!

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]EvilDed[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only the finest shit 🙏

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]EvilDed[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The magnificent leader must be in exceptional health, the most perfect poop is that which evaporates into a mere fart the moment it is expelled 🙏 all hail the great fartman!

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hear the Glorious Leader does not poop!

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

All you do is talk shit on here!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steven Spielberg directed the first Columbo episode by Musky in TIL

[–]notafed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was the first of the regular series. There were two pilots before that.

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–]EvilDed[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I have porridge poop! 💩👍

Here is what the shape of your poop means about your bowel health by EvilDed in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I need more pictures to tell if I am dying or not 😰

Oh Good – Over 1 In 10 People Poo In The Shower by [deleted] in TIL

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even women do that. They also force out the smeg from their vaginas to have a lower period rate.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not

Horny men live longer: Men with higher libido are 69% (yes, really) less likely to die young than their peers, study suggests by EvilDed in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s a man’s obligation

To put his boneration

In a woman’s separation

To increase the population

Of the future generation!

Horny men live longer: Men with higher libido are 69% (yes, really) less likely to die young than their peers, study suggests by EvilDed in TIL

[–]quantum-step 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Pot heads are 420% more likely to know of a great spot to smoke.

Oh Good – Over 1 In 10 People Poo In The Shower by [deleted] in TIL

[–]jerkwad152 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Waffle Stompers

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If orgasm-ing is part of a shadowy overlord agenda, then I don't wanna be....Based?

Horny men live longer: Men with higher libido are 69% (yes, really) less likely to die young than their peers, study suggests by EvilDed in TIL

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

who were mostly in their 60s

Makes sense if you're in your 60s and still fucking you're probably fairly healthy.

Oh Good – Over 1 In 10 People Poo In The Shower by [deleted] in TIL

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Those are the ones.

This sea cucumber shoots sticky tubes out of its butt. Its genes hint at how by EvilDed in TIL

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's a huge coincidence because...

Steven Spielberg directed the first Columbo episode by Musky in TIL

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty depressing shit if you think about it.

Steven Spielberg directed the first Columbo episode by Musky in TIL

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

ET was also about divorce. It's a recurring theme in all of Steve Spielberg's oeuvre!

Steven Spielberg directed the first Columbo episode by Musky in TIL

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Over 70 percent of women in some states filed for divorce after the introduction of no-fault divorce.

That sounds really implausible.

Why male giraffes drink potential mates’ pee by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Its the giraffe equivalent of panty sniffing

The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects by [deleted] in TIL

[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was something my sister said to me the other day. She said "I wouldn't have married you if I knew you were a pedophile."

I said "Whoa! Pedophile? Isn't that a pretty big word for a ten year old?"

The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects by [deleted] in TIL

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The risk of genetic defects even from first cousin marriage is pretty low.

The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, actually a very interesting collection of states.

We have some of the most conservative bible thumping states (The SE corner of the country), and also the wokest states (The NE + California)

I don't know what to make of that 🤷🏼‍♂️

The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects by [deleted] in TIL

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

TL;DR - Yes, allowed in Alabama. But also allowed in California, New York, Vermont and Massachusetts.

The Best Vitamins To Soak Your Tampons In Before Sticking Them Up Your Butt by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bananas are gross and I’m sick of putting them up my butt.

Hah!

Rectal feeding is a thing. Kinda makes you wonder if people using coconut oil as lube are getting calories from it. 🤔

The Best Vitamins To Soak Your Tampons In Before Sticking Them Up Your Butt by [deleted] in TIL

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yo. Give it a rest with the sudden anal fetish?

Why You Need To Put Sunscreen In Your Butt Hole Right Now by [deleted] in TIL

[–]bife_de_lomo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this was what Baz Luhrmann was talking about

The Best Vitamins To Soak Your Tampons In Before Sticking Them Up Your Butt by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Mountain Dew has vitamins right? It sure puts a pep in my step

Study Shows Women's Flatulence Is More Smelly Than Men's by [deleted] in TIL

[–]JewsAreOfColor 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is true.

Source: my mom’s bedroom about 7 AM every morning.

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You now, if you can smell a fart, you are breathing in poo particles. I guess you could taste them too🤣

Germany has a military presence in the US by Musky in TIL

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was a lucky guess.

Germany has a military presence in the US by Musky in TIL

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're right, "the two seat version of the F-5 was developed into the dedicated T-38 supersonic trainer," but it's not a German T-38, Germany bought them from us and keeps them stationed in Texas presumably so we train their fighter pilots. I think that's interesting.

Germany has a military presence in the US by Musky in TIL

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll pretty sure the German T-38 is the same aircraft as the US F-5 Freedom Fighter.

Germany has a military presence in the US by Musky in TIL

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pilots of NATO nations fly the T-38 in joint training programs with USAF pilots. Although nobody else owns 46 of these training craft stationed in the US, except for Germany. It's interesting.

Study Shows Women's Flatulence Is More Smelly Than Men's by [deleted] in TIL

[–]DustySkeleton 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I suspected this all along!

Germany has a military presence in the US by Musky in TIL

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh no, the krauts have demonstration aircraft with no weapons and no strategic importance, noooooo

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]DustySkeleton 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Same thing happened to a colleague at work years ago. His lips went blue and he was struggling to breathe, had to get an ambulance to take him to the hospital. Our first aider was running with a defibrillator, everyone was worried the fat bastard was going to go sour. Well we all had a good laugh when he got to the hospital and let out an enormous ripper, became something of a workplace legend. It's not as fun when it happens to you though 😳

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🥹 Hahahaha

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn bro, thats a sick rap

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I actually had one of those once. No idea what the fuck caused it, but damned if I didn't think I was going to die before and after the fart. Spent the rest of the day with my ass in close proximity to the toilet, but nothing else happened.

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, if it's a really good fart, you'll end up tasting it regardless. But with the added bonus that everyone else in the immediate vicinity will too :D.

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]DustySkeleton 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One time I thought I was going to have a heart attack and had horrible chest pains and fatigue, but it turned out that it was a massive fart.

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You explode!

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

What Happens If... You Hold In A Fart? by [deleted] in TIL

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh - I know it's a joke, of course, though only if you post it. If Saidit had a coat of arms, a hanged black person would probably be in one quarter of the shield. ...I shouldn't be so cynical.

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you know why westerners have roundeyes?

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I upvote your posts, but it's great to see so few upvotes on a casual racism post (though they normally get lots of upvotes)

I'm guessing they could tell my casual racism was meant to be a joke, the serious shit gets more upvotes

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think Saidit is a good place for posts that are essentially: I'm gonna submit this and see what happens....

I upvote your posts, but it's great to see so few upvotes on a casual racism post (though they normally get lots of upvotes)

TIL - biometric racism - which I find interesting

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He gave kikes hooked noses for the same reason. Oh, and a bit of a stench too.

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm very disappointed in the lack of upvotes here Saddit, I thought you were a God fearing people who approved of casual racism

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mmhm, he's the one who says things like don't listen to Phooey, he's "crazy", but he's a liar! I am a stable genius and a wise spiritual guru

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Face reading is very big in China so they can't complain if it's used against them.

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is Satan the little guy that sits on my shoulder?

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thats just Satan trying to get you to doubt the word of God, I rebuke you demon! Leave my brother Zapped alone!

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Zapped 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Your source is yourself? Are you God or did God speak to you while you were high on bath salts?

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂

God gave Chinamen sneaky eyes so you'd know not to trust them by [deleted] in TIL

[–]neolib 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not in my mind. I don't want to be able to do anything but sit there and struggle. Not even talk unless the room is soundproof.

Come on, all you'd have to do is feed me every 12 hours or so. I could never disturb you. I'm the easiest.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You want to be a captive, I want slaves. It's not identical, but it's just so close.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not slavery, it's captivity

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Listen, Vulptex, I appreciate your position but the fact is we can't just do slavery simply for shits and giggles, it's simply not economically feasible at this time.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You could tie me up in a chair at the work desk. Hands need to be tied behind me so I couldn't do any work though.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They say relationships are built on compromise.

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

damn niggers i maxxed out on the furst

Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health by [deleted] in TIL

[–]cottoneyejoe 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Reminds me of this TRUE story:

I went to the doctor and he was examining me. He says "Cottoneye, you're going to have to stop masturbating!" I said "Why Doc?" He says "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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[–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Protip: always do the opposite of what they tell you to do.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have tried it a few times, it never does anything but make me increasingly irritated and distracted by that growing itch. I think it's worse for me because I'm very sensitive, but other people have the same issues after a few days.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They also want you desperate and preoccupied with sex. Either one works just fine for the elites. Then as a diversion they get the masses to fight over which is better.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I heard there's a monthly cycle for something but I don't know what for. Definitely no periods though.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You could say that about literally anything.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It doesn't work like that. You can do it as many times as you want but you're already dry after the first few. Then it will replete within a few days.

What does seem to help for some reason is prostate stimulation.

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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I want to be left chained to a dungeon wall not a work desk.

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is this because they have to take a week off during their periods?

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[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

leaving the rest of the month to concentrate on other things.

And for your poor, abused meat to recover from being beat like a slave being told his name is Toby.

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[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They want you addicted to porn and destroying your brain with jerking off. Always do the opposite of what Jews say.

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[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So, a Monday then?

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's tax time again, you change your mind about being chained to a desk working?

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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Doesn't have to be a joke if you're getting tied up.

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I maybe bungled the joke. The idea is instead of masturbating, a guy gets a wife so he doesn't have to, but the punchline is that he's just having her jerk him off instead of fucking her.

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[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why? Did she tie you up?

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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sex can be risky. Don't be stupid.

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[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That number seems a little low to me.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is there truth.

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[–]The_Lear_Bluce_Ree 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well now I'm thinking there might be something to "no fap"