Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key

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[–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Life tip boyos: always keep a duplicate key.

[–]RichardLionheart 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

What a faggot

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What a faggot

Guy has a girlfriend and having kinky sex with her.

You: "hE MuSt bE gAy".

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah he stuck a padlock to his dick. That's gay as fuck.

Like if a girl asked me to do that if tell her to fuck off and get lost. I'd just get a better girl. This guy is obviously desperate as fuck. And that's gay. If he had any self respect he'd of gold her to go fuck herself.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Like if a girl asked me to do that if tell her to fuck off and get lost.

If a real life girl asked you to do something kinky with her, you'd jizz in your pants.

[–]RichardLionheart 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Whatever that fag is, he is not a man.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had a really cringy article about this somewhere.

Here it is.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/three-days-of-torture_b_2295045

[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He may as well just cut it off. When sex involves not having any sex, it is time to re-evaluate your life choices.

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    [–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Average Cuck British Man.

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Same thing

    [–]johnnybravo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    hi this is the lockpickinglawyer and today i have here a-

    [–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Talk about being cuckolded.

    [–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Why didn't he just slide it off?