Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key

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[–]RichardLionheart 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

What a faggot

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What a faggot

Guy has a girlfriend and having kinky sex with her.

You: "hE MuSt bE gAy".

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah he stuck a padlock to his dick. That's gay as fuck.

Like if a girl asked me to do that if tell her to fuck off and get lost. I'd just get a better girl. This guy is obviously desperate as fuck. And that's gay. If he had any self respect he'd of gold her to go fuck herself.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Like if a girl asked me to do that if tell her to fuck off and get lost.

If a real life girl asked you to do something kinky with her, you'd jizz in your pants.

[–]RichardLionheart 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Whatever that fag is, he is not a man.