Searching for "riots" on Google: 4/5 (80%) of news results are about capitol riots; on DDG: not a SINGLE one! It's obvious Google is manipulating their results to push a narrative.

johnnybravo · 2021-04-14T10:38:56+00:00

Stopped using Google a long time ago, but now that they provide "answers" to your search query, I swear I'm never going back. It's all just propaganda at worst, and excessive meddling at best (I typed a search query so you can give me matching pages, didn't ask a question so you can give me worthless answers)

johnnybravo · 2021-04-14T10:36:02+00:00

ad infinitum

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Cool haha

Brb gonna kms

johnnybravo · 2021-04-14T10:35:25+00:00

Accurate

It's missing something though. The 'follow along' toolbar at the top - very very few websites get it right. Also news websites are generally bad but Indian news websites have to be the absolute worst in this regard. The amount of absolute shit you have to sift through to get two bits of information!

johnnybravo · 2021-04-10T14:04:24+00:00

I stay away from /b/ and /pol/, fit and /o/ are bros

johnnybravo · 2021-04-04T13:06:07+00:00

I came here for the funny, why the hell is this still up? This doesn't make any attempt at humor

johnnybravo · 2021-04-04T13:02:39+00:00

I expected a 'found dead' at the end of the headline.

johnnybravo · 2021-04-01T12:50:13+00:00

Because it stops on a dime? Good one!

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T17:49:23+00:00

Thank you Views. I remember meditation used to be so easy for me some 8-9 years ago. Now my mind literally cannot shut the fuck up. Still I'm going to try again

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T17:46:47+00:00

I want to, trust me I do. I miss all my mates, we still talk but nothing like being together bantering.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T17:45:07+00:00

I "attend" my online classes by leaving them on in the background. They are too monotonous and I don't understand a thing. Then I feel no motivation to study.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T13:00:01+00:00

Yep, I am not consistent in anything, losing motivation halfway. I have an ebook called 'Finish What You Start The Art of Following Through, Taking Action, Executing, Self-Discipline by Peter Hollins' which I have not even read a page of.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T12:57:29+00:00

Thanks for replying, node. What's going on is online classes. I am not a studious person, but it feels nice when I learn something new. In online classes I understand nothing. And I feel very guilty when I don't study for my subjects. I will pass just like everyone else because exams are online and conducted through google forms so it's very easy to cheat. But the guilt of not deserving it weighs down on my soul.

There's some solid advice there, I appreciate it. Going to start working out from today. (I remember when Corona began, I thought to myself 'hey I have lots of time now, I'm going to work out hard and walk out of my house completely ripped'. Funny how that turned out). I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs btw.

The problem I seem to have is that I constantly live in my head. Daydreaming, thinking, remembering, never living in the moment, unable to concentrate on anything. I wonder if there is some solution to this problem. Tried quitting computer/mobile, with little success.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-30T11:27:23+00:00

There is nothing that the internet can offer me. Typing 'I hate niggers' is no longer funny. Nothing seems real anymore. Life seems like a blur. I used to do so many things as child. Even when my mates weren't around, I'd go mess around in the backyard, sit in the living room, watch cartoons. Now every day is the same. Nothing makes me happy anymore. Fuck this lockdown, I hate it. If it weren't for the goddamn I'd be playing football with my mates right fucking NOW instead of dooming on some Mongolian basket weaving forum (not that I don't love you guys). I'm not suicidal but I can easily see how people would want to kill themselves in this shitty time to live.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-26T15:19:26+00:00

Rapists are scum, but in cases like this, women should be held responsible too. Why oh why do you get completely and totally sloshed while you're alone with no (sober) friend with you? If you're a woman and do it high chance you'll get raped. If I do it I'm 100% gonna lose my wallet and anything else that's valuable on me. Stealing is a crime, but I'd be fucking retarded for putting myself in that situation.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-26T15:14:49+00:00

That's cool and shit, but riddle me this. Why, even though you're 'iron left' do you have 88 in your username?

johnnybravo · 2021-03-23T16:17:02+00:00

I don't agree or disagree with you but this reply is gold.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-19T18:20:40+00:00

I can't believe I'm saying this, but cake day ooga booga. Great username you bagged.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-19T09:52:35+00:00

"But what do you need guns for?"

johnnybravo · 2021-03-19T09:50:31+00:00

Amogus

johnnybravo · 2021-03-16T18:22:05+00:00

Honestly the best thing to do is post. This site moves fairly slowly so if you make a good post, people are likely to notice it and the sub it was posted to, maybe even post themselves.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-12T10:21:05+00:00

Unfortunately not

johnnybravo · 2021-03-07T16:44:00+00:00

I'm brown can't say I disagree. Almost had an accident because some idiot didn't see my blinker and also some woman bumped into my parked car today on her scooter (it was made of fiber so only traded paint). Brownlandia is horrible to drive/ride in. And it is so hot, it's not cool.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-06T03:32:15+00:00

Its good she has a cool degree (no seriously) but you don't need it to notice that women and men have obviously different bone structures. Men and women walk differently, and you can see that generally men have wide shoulders and women wide waists. About races - hell, with enough experience you'll be able to tell all kinds of Europeans apart. Years of evolution in all kinds of environments have sculpted us. It's only natural that all races have different bone structures

johnnybravo · 2021-03-04T11:45:30+00:00

I just thought about it, and you know, it's pretty creepy how we've normalized giving away half of our lives and autonomy to employers. They can pretty much get you to do anything saying "if you don't do this you're gone" not to mention the obscene amount of politics that goes on in offices. Don't want to wear a mask? Go home. Don't want to download the app? To take the test? Don't wanna eat the bugs? Go home, goy!

johnnybravo · 2021-03-04T11:40:58+00:00

GTA San Andreas is the best GTA and has the best meme potential without even considering shitty template memes lmao

johnnybravo · 2021-03-04T11:37:14+00:00

Relatable

johnnybravo · 2021-03-02T17:04:26+00:00

Jason is really upset by the banning of diogenesjr. I find it quite... Heartwarming? to see that people are making friends this close on the internet.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-02T17:01:27+00:00

They are either seething or groooming, and sometimes killing themselves

johnnybravo · 2021-03-02T17:00:51+00:00

I have been on this site for some time, and can say honestly that whatever diogenes did he wasn't in with the current troll ironleft posts on the front page. I can name some of the major users of saidit and don't believe they are trolling. Am searching for why exactly diogenes was banned, moderation logs maybe?

edit: nvm if jason doesn't know yet I stand no chance.

johnnybravo · 2021-03-02T16:55:25+00:00

The drama is enough to embarrass Shakespeare.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-25T17:56:36+00:00

Camels always seem to be smiling to me, do you think the same?

johnnybravo · 2021-02-25T17:54:58+00:00

-Lying down on some grass and staring at the clouds, stars or whatever. For these few moments I feel like everything is just fine, I fall into an abyss of satisfaction.

-Also some smells make pictures of my childhood flash in front of my eyes. Suddenly I smell something and see the Windows 98 bootup screen, some cartoon show which I forgot even existed, or a Disney's Aladdin or wolfenstein 3d dungeon, or a blue generator. Real comfy.

-Whenever I rev match in my car perfectly

-When something that I put together works (PC builds don't count, they're basically jigsaw puzzles at this point even though I've only built one)

-staring at a fire

johnnybravo · 2021-02-17T16:54:53+00:00

'Female' might include trans-'women', which is basically the same thing as what you're saying.

BTW I'm dessert.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-09T08:19:11+00:00

I'd choose woman, just to try. I also would experience first hand why exactly women drive the way they do.

(If any discord tranny wants to convince me I'm trans, no thanks faggot.)

johnnybravo · 2021-02-09T08:18:11+00:00

By that question I assume one would retain his memories of this life, as well as his personality and brain wiring (the parts independent of sex, that is.) That is 'you', what is a man (or woman) if not the sum of his/her actions and memories?

johnnybravo · 2021-02-09T07:10:27+00:00

1) why would I want to do that?

2) OK I take it back, there's a few good reasons why one would do it, but why not use the simple, easy GUI to do it? This is not a task you'd want to do every day, or several times a day. That kind of efficiency is not required

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T19:37:30+00:00

You trying to bait people into asking you why you're calling everyone a she? Though I think you are nowhere near as smart to do such a thing sis 😂😂😂

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T19:35:51+00:00

I love this website, I really do. But sometimes I see insanity.

Anyway, to answer your question, I would do nothing even if I were american. Democracy is such a great system, isn't it. Politicians, presidents, ministers, they don't care about you or me. It may seem they will bring about huge changes. But the reality is (Behold!), they just want money. They use different methods, but that's all they want. Your life doesn't change all that much as long as they get enough money. And they do. Don't worry so much unless your people are going to be purged by orders of the president or sth.

Just look at the people who hate trump. some (especially leftists) hate him because they think he will kill all gays, holobunga all Jews and Muslims etc. while right wingers/alt righters hate him because he did no such thing. Hell a good portion of whatever the hell alt-right means, are of the opinion that Trump is a Jew shill. He did nothing that would drastically ruin anyone's life. Nor will anyone else in our lifetimes. Also remember, being over invested in politics is a sure way to sadness.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T19:19:03+00:00

When you put it like that, it makes sense, and I partially agree. However, there are a hundred ways to make something ridiculous sound like the truth if only you put forth the topic in such manner.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T19:16:16+00:00

The disease is real. The portrayed seriousness of the pandemic is not

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T03:51:41+00:00

I'd never let a covid vac near me. Not american, not gonna take it.

This is what the nice phone lady says to me when I dial someone: "2021 brings a new ray of hope, the vaccine. The vaccine made in India is safe, reliable and effective. When your turn comes, don't hesitate.

Along with the vaccine, please ensure proper social distancing and wear amask at all times."

SAFE, RELIABLE AND EFFECTIVE

SOCIAL DISTANCING, MASKS

EFFECTIVE

MASKS

Fuck you niggers, I have a higher chance of fucking dying from your vaccine than from what it's supposed to protect Me from.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-06T03:44:23+00:00

Relatable. I fucked my gf silly to protect her virginity.

johnnybravo · 2021-02-05T17:46:18+00:00

This exact same spam was being spewed on consumeproduct.win a few days ago

johnnybravo · 2021-02-05T17:45:53+00:00

Did he also say that water is wet?

johnnybravo · 2021-01-26T09:23:15+00:00

They wanted to exercise their voting rights, and they did it alright, death being a non-issue. Thanks biden for granting them their rights!!

johnnybravo · 2021-01-26T09:22:01+00:00

They might manage to stop the repairs of broken devices in countries like UK,USA and similar developed nations. But how are they going to stop some guy in India, running his shop in an urban jungle with no permits required and no brands affiliated to? Or some Chinese guy bringing a few parts and doing it at his house? They can't. And they can't do it properly anywhere. If you want to repair your phone, you'll manage to do it. But what apple goes for is making it difficult enough that the average person just forgoes repairs and buys new.

johnnybravo · 2021-01-20T07:23:57+00:00

I think I'm weird for not doing either of these things

johnnybravo · 2021-01-20T07:21:31+00:00

car

Never buy one with built in mobile connectivity

johnnybravo · 2021-01-20T07:20:13+00:00

That's just creative writing. Probably allowed. If saidit can host s/watchpeopledie saidit can host erotica written by horny, thirsty men long as there's nothing illegal.

johnnybravo · 2021-01-06T14:55:10+00:00

Putting network connectivity into cars would surely be nominated in one of the worst mistakes of the century. It was all OK until they put SIM cards and shit into cars. Car manufacturers cannot code for shit. The high level crap, that is. Touchscreen interfaces, high level operating systems. They are actually quite good at programming low level devices (Electronic control units for all kinds of stuff). But they - or whoever they outsource their dirty work to - don't know how to properly secure a system which, if compromised, can put hundreds of lives at risk That is all apart from the spyware. I do not feel comfortable about something that is externally accessible just sitting on my CAN bus.

since pretty much by definition every electric car must have at least some form of a computer

Lame and wrong. We have been having motor controllers since eternity, if that's what they mean. It would surely be a computer by definition but calling it that in this context is honestly quite misleading, what with the obsession of media calling everything a "computer" some things are better called "electronics". Also we have used electric forklifts and even electric cars with no internet for decades, so citing this as an excuse to put spyware on cars is laughable. Hell we have much more complex and powerful fuel injection system controllers which could go on forever and will never collect your data.

Among the trove of data points were unique identifiers for my and Doug’s [the car’s owner] phones, and a detailed log of phone calls from the previous week. There was a long list of contacts, right down to people’s address, emails and even photos

Eh. I am sorry but this is quite hard to believe. No phone will send your data right over the cable or bluetooth, they always ask nicely at first. Contacts are needed for bluetooth telephony so the screen can show you names of your friends, same goes for call logs. Anything mroe and it sets off my alarm bells. also it would be MUCH more helpful if the video on washington post wasn't a piece of pop science BS. The right way to go would have been to dump the firmware and reverse engineer it to see exactly what data is being sent over, so we can know that for certain. They should write a paper about it that goes into deeper detail.

here's a video about a couple of guys (may or may not be gay) hacking into a Jeep

another video about chevy onstar (guy probably not gay)

johnnybravo · 2020-12-29T17:31:40+00:00

I'm gonna sue for assault, this just punched me in the gut.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-29T17:24:17+00:00

I promise I'm not rubbing anything out to anime girls (or boys)

johnnybravo · 2020-12-27T03:18:27+00:00

Getting turned on by childlike looks disguised as slang

Not sure what that means

I'm not a "she's a 500 year old dragon" guy. But I don't find anything wrong with 'cute'. I don't say sexy because that puts too much focus onto her body parts. Attractive? Sure. Cute? Yes, and cute also includes personality traits

Lastly I didn't start this thread entirely seriously lol but there's people being too serious here. I am a normal guy with a normal life, and I don't have an anime body pillow

johnnybravo · 2020-12-27T03:09:42+00:00

Sure thing vro. Until then Maya is my waifu.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-27T03:08:53+00:00

Slavery is slavery whether you call the slaves kangz or niggers lol

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T15:58:50+00:00

Not too fun saying it here... I liked doing it on reddit where they'd shit their pants o'er it. Here no one cares but you have to admit, saying nigger is at least a little funny

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T15:56:48+00:00

Average saidit user

(All in jest (but there's some truth to it))

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T15:48:31+00:00

Wow she cute

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T15:46:58+00:00

Major huh? Too hot for me to handle haha

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T15:45:46+00:00

Eh I'm sorry bro... I know you imagine me as a degenerate neckbeard coomer sitting in front of the computer all day jacking off to hentai but promise that's not the case. I am quite fit actually, just returned from football practice (that's soccer if you're american.) And I have stopped masterbating because I'm too tired to do it

That said anime girls are just too cute... I only used to watch one anime long ago but played the ace attorney game recently so yeah that girl is cute. Before that it was may from pokemon (chill, it was when I was her age).

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T14:06:41+00:00

copied all my gmail addys and didnt say anything about a pwd problem.

That's definitely a fraudulent message, because google goes full ballistic whenever it sees suspicious sign ins (it got me into trouble more than once)

The blue text? You mean the email address? (Because that's the only blue text I can see) Your messaging app automatically makes it a hyperlink so you can send an email to that address real quick. If you send the same message to a dumb phone I bet the blue text will just become regular text. Reason = SMS messages do not support formatting.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-26T09:13:48+00:00

Perhaps they thought your entire google account is hijacked. I don't think this is a phishing attempt, if it were they'd have sent you a fake link to "reset/change" your password where they'd fish out the password out of you. This might not be genuine looking at the language, but just change your password just in case. If it gets misused you might get in trouble.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-17T12:54:31+00:00

Jokes apart I hate speed breakers (that's what they're called round here) more like neck breakers. They put those on highways wherever there's a bunch of accidents. I drive a 170mm ground clearance hatchback and my bumper still scrapes the things, going 10 km/hr. All because people cannot follow stop signs but hey, enforcing rules never won anyone any votes.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-17T12:52:40+00:00

Will keep that in mind thanks! I just want them to scare them, not give them tinnitus

johnnybravo · 2020-12-15T18:59:03+00:00

This is pure bs, his own rules say they are only dedicated to eradicating "hate" from reddit only and doesn't care about thedonald.win (we know he's seething because they can't shut them up over there). He should get a goddamn life.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-15T06:16:10+00:00

Relatable :( except i live on the 1st floor

johnnybravo · 2020-12-15T06:14:03+00:00

Thanks for the daily reminder of why i don't have twitter.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-15T04:21:41+00:00

I don't drink but definitely support brewing one's own. Honestly, one can do whatever one wants on land that one owns and with the things one acquired legally. The govt has no say in it, unless I plan to sell. But if it doesn't leave my property then it's nobody else's business, unless cooking meth or something because that substance is illegal but in case of alcohol, "it's legal as long as you pay tax to us"

johnnybravo · 2020-12-13T05:52:00+00:00

Of course. And alcohol is so heavily taxed in India they would bend over backwards to the industry.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-12T17:23:57+00:00

Doesn't work. Theyre banned in my country. So they advertise something else. They pretend they're selling anything from music CDs to glasses (as in a glass of water).

johnnybravo · 2020-12-10T08:52:33+00:00

I wish they were, kids post all kinds of cringe shit on social media. Hell I posted weird shit to my facebook back when I was like 11 that embarassed me so much I deleted my account and never made a new one.

But these are grown men posting this shit. that is what is sad.

johnnybravo · 2020-12-10T08:50:50+00:00

Every ww2 joke on r/jokes

i did nazi that coming

anne frankly, you should have

reddit gold x99, wholesome seal award x6000000, wholesome keanu chungus 100 award x42069

johnnybravo · 2020-12-06T06:02:42+00:00

Lmao this is great. It is likely tongue in cheek

johnnybravo · 2020-12-02T12:00:18+00:00

TFW I feel I just posted this a month back but it's already December

I'll never forgive corona and lockdowns, they stole an entire year from me 🤬🤬

johnnybravo · 2020-11-30T14:02:05+00:00

I guess the best way is to grow your own 🤣

johnnybravo · 2020-11-28T19:23:57+00:00

I'm not saying the sjw is more evolved or intelligent than the woman, I'm saying that every sjw woman was a normal woman at some point

johnnybravo · 2020-11-28T05:20:33+00:00

Oh

I thought, in general, women become sjws, so sjw should be the evolved form

johnnybravo · 2020-11-27T19:13:23+00:00

I don't understand this pic

johnnybravo · 2020-11-27T15:38:06+00:00

Relatable as fuck

johnnybravo · 2020-11-27T09:49:26+00:00

My wife's boyfriend's son disagrees

johnnybravo · 2020-11-27T09:48:48+00:00

Cars last really well in western countries where you have good roads. My car is a 2016 and has done 72k km on brutal, harsh Indian roads. The suspension squeaks every time I hit a speed bump, and the tie rod end bushings are really worn. The entire car rattles, although there is nothing major. The front bumper sometimes kisses the road on weird roads. Engine, gearbox, electricals though, are in great shape. Battery is good as ever. Brakes are awesome. The showroom guy told me I need to replace my pads in like 2500 km, it has been 4000 km since then and the brakes don't squeak. If cared for it could easily last like 25 years but I don't think it will make it past 15 without being a ship of Theseus.

johnnybravo · 2020-11-26T10:05:09+00:00

Oh I AM retarded but not for that reason. I know ugly women breed too, meant to say no women are going to line up for retarded autistic ugly idiots. (Unless its another one of us, in that case god help our kid)

johnnybravo · 2020-11-26T04:26:37+00:00

Oh yeah I am sure there is a host of beautiful women lining up to have children with retarded and autistic and ugly faggots like me

Whoa mama!!

johnnybravo · 2020-11-24T17:32:09+00:00

Its not even about the money, it is that 1) he could go and buy those from some shop and be done with it (and also see the sun in the process for once) or 2) fucking order that shit from the internet.

johnnybravo · 2020-11-24T09:40:41+00:00

besides "reddit fucking sux I hate reddit spez is a soyboy cuck nigger jew who wants to kill off all whites" posts got old 2 years ago, they're not bringing anything new to the table.

johnnybravo · 2020-11-23T08:47:54+00:00

My brother is in that cage. He is scared absolutely shitless and he has some people brainwashing it and blowing corona out of proportion; even more so than the press.

Living in another city he emailed me this morning telling me he needs me to send him shaving blades and vests because he can't go out due to the high number of corona patients. I was like WTF? Anyway Im gonna tell him he needs to give Bezos some more money because the logistics of sending him said items will not be viable or efficient for me.

johnnybravo · 2020-11-23T06:08:05+00:00

They allow this, but quarantined and subsequently banned r/whitebeauty which was a subreddit for pics of white people, and had a "no Jews" rule.

johnnybravo · 2020-11-22T17:46:05+00:00

u/go1dfish I think this guy wants you to contact him

johnnybravo · 2020-11-22T17:43:11+00:00

If only someone had told this to the Jews

johnnybravo · 2020-11-22T17:42:17+00:00

Heyy I also got to know ofthis site cause of wpd

johnnybravo · 2020-11-22T17:41:13+00:00

You are not wrong, but some subs have karma and account age requirements, and you are rate limited until you have some karma points.

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