I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:23:11+00:00

I was shocked. After she slept over, I noticed that she had left the toilet seat up. I confronted her, and I couldn't tell if she was smiling, or nervous, behind her mustache. The date was going great, I had recently hurt my ankle, and she easily carried me up the twelve flights of stairs to my apartment. Super considerate! I really need to stop drinking so much. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth, and my anus hurts like hell!

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-07T16:35:42+00:00

Still time to buy that rope, OP.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-25T14:53:40+00:00

Don't forget to tell him "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best", and take a break from the relationship to "find yourself" by having sex with as many random men as possible.

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-28T13:46:34+00:00

Sometimes I use big words to sound more photosynthesis.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T13:54:45+00:00

Don't forget about 'Broccoli' your vegan cat.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:33:39+00:00

I have held my breath since I was born. How do explain that, mr. breathanaritan?

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-22T12:52:32+00:00

Stunning and Brave! (tm)

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:45:32+00:00

Pronouns: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllleeeeee / heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer / Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-13T15:18:12+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-31T12:59:02+00:00

Glitch McConnell

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-21T20:27:18+00:00

I AM ITS GOD AND CREATOR, AND I AM PRETTY OKAY WITH PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. IT IS QUITE POSSIBLE THESE WEATHER PATTERNS ARE BEING INFLUENCED BY ONE WHO WALKS THIS PLANET. BE WARY, HIS NAME IS 'BOB'.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-29T12:26:20+00:00

Shit, that comment!

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T13:57:07+00:00

Why did he have to take the kid all the way to China to do this?

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-24T14:16:58+00:00

It's not a swastika, it is the Azov symbol.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-13T13:08:45+00:00

This is satire. The writing is deplorable, and it isn't even remotely humorous.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-06T16:35:57+00:00

I love it when the left cherry picks stupidity to try to prove something.

Remember when people opposed to the vaccine were to be imprisoned, enslaved, and the left wanted to laugh while they died? Remember when the left promoted the strictest measures on hate speech, including monitoring chats for hate memes? I do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:28:44+00:00

"Sorry black folks. You were super convenient to manipulate during the 2012 election, but we have bigger, gayer, and more sexually deviant people to exploit now. Move along untouchable scum!

scornedandsedated · 2023-01-04T15:24:49+00:00

No big deal. Oh look black football man collapsed!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-21T13:51:21+00:00

Holy shit. They are right...the left can't meme, and TDS is a real thing.

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:47:56+00:00

It was probably just hot out and he needed to cool down. Who hasn't tried to wedge their penis into a water bottle before?

scornedandsedated · 2024-01-18T14:53:50+00:00

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:52:03+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:49:34+00:00

I had a hamster named "jingles".

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:44:14+00:00

It would be nice to live up heil like that.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:43:04+00:00

You'll never be a real dog.

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:40:29+00:00

It's like third grade all over again...

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-02T18:39:28+00:00

"In other news, a herd of sheep invaded and ransacked a Taco Bell tonight..."

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-29T17:23:18+00:00

They are going to be bored watching me go to "latextorturedungeon.com" thousands of times a week.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-29T17:18:25+00:00

Ahh fuck. Please don't tell me that L. Ron Hubbard was telling the truth.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-29T17:11:53+00:00

Joe "notta lotta" Ricotta wears an ascot and drives a pickle wagon.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-26T13:31:35+00:00

Djibouti.

I am surprised some female pop musician hasn't used this as a stage name.

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-26T13:24:45+00:00

I am Joe

Joe I am

There is no event I cannot plan.

I can plan a wedding

I can plan a dance

I can plan a party

(There's one in my pants)

scornedandsedated · 2023-09-19T13:55:25+00:00

Yeah, that's not going to haunt me for life, or anything.

scornedandsedated · 2023-08-17T13:06:46+00:00

If you shut your goddamn motherfucking mouth for a day, the world would be a paradise. I will hate whomever I want.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-31T13:02:04+00:00

I would rather have a 'broken glass and jalapeno enema' that take that toxic shit.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-25T18:57:03+00:00

I identify as a pacific Islander / Newfoundlander.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-25T18:54:28+00:00

sniff He couldn't have found a more worthy cause!

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-07T17:02:17+00:00

Door thresholds can trigger a shift in thought in humans. We see doors as passages to a different area, and discard thoughts from the other room.

scornedandsedated · 2023-07-06T12:56:55+00:00

Kid Rock's big ass shit show in Nashville is disgusting. The floors are playwood, and so sticky you almost lose your footwear. No thanks.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T14:08:19+00:00

"Guys! The competition is over. Guys! GUYS!!!!"

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-27T13:56:38+00:00

Stunning and Brave(tm)

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-26T13:46:50+00:00

He may as well just cut it off. When sex involves not having any sex, it is time to re-evaluate your life choices.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-23T16:46:57+00:00

Seriously. Spend $1000. Outfit ten 16 year old boys with BB guns. Pay them $.10 a snail.

Problem solved.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:56:54+00:00

That motherfucker.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-07T16:51:11+00:00

Jurassic Park 6. Crackodile.

scornedandsedated · 2023-06-06T15:35:16+00:00

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scornedandsedated · 2023-06-06T13:18:25+00:00

I think it is time to start over...somewhere else.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T14:37:04+00:00

Reminds me of the georgia congressman who speculated that Guam would tip over if too much weight was put on the land. Human mental devolution in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dkqUy7mUk

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:49:23+00:00

Can't wait for Ransomware attacks.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:44:18+00:00

I see Obama's homeland is flourishing under the loving embrace of liberalism.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-23T13:31:03+00:00

Move over "Cocaine Bear"

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-16T12:44:14+00:00

She is too busy banning gas stoves.

scornedandsedated · 2023-05-09T14:53:52+00:00

das racis'

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-27T13:31:44+00:00

I am not complaining. As long as they stay butt-ugly I will never mistake them as female.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-14T13:46:19+00:00

wow.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-12T13:28:06+00:00

As I have been told by countless alt-leftists "If you don't like the liberal policies, You can always move".

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-12T13:19:14+00:00

Hand injuries?

Oh. No.

They didn't happen to find a laptop with graphic details of him committing egregious felonies? How about questionably aged hookers? How about rampant crack use? Huh.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-11T18:10:22+00:00

It comes down to the left not wanting kids to know how to do anything other than masturbate with their hands.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:39:44+00:00

It was something my sister said to me the other day. She said "I wouldn't have married you if I knew you were a pedophile."

I said "Whoa! Pedophile? Isn't that a pretty big word for a ten year old?"

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:34:20+00:00

Filthy conditions in India??? Impossible!

The Ganges is so clean you can drink directly from it.

scornedandsedated · 2023-04-04T16:24:19+00:00

I would be terrified to be attacked by black yoda.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-30T13:51:36+00:00

Yes, as an AI language modeling expert I can...

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scornedandsedated · 2023-03-28T18:03:39+00:00

Maybe he should be really suspended.

I recommend rope.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-27T18:28:30+00:00

I am a transgender woman who was identified as male at birth who crossdresses as a man.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-27T18:17:33+00:00

I want to party with this cat.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-27T18:12:30+00:00

Banning circumcision? That's antisemitic! Only a true Nazi would want to prevent strapping down an infant and slicing their baby genitalia!!!!

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-20T13:26:56+00:00

Yes professors agree, _____________ (anything that white people do) is racists.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-17T13:35:05+00:00

Biden is a pussy. Nothing will come of it. Russia could land a mig on the white house roof, and Biden would be too buy playing with the mobile over his crib.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-16T12:43:18+00:00

Liberalism is a mental disease. Look at the destruction, perversion, and insalubrity in its wake.

scornedandsedated · 2023-03-14T12:21:06+00:00

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scornedandsedated · 2023-03-08T14:18:48+00:00

I do this. I just knock it all out in one day, leaving the rest of the month to concentrate on other things.

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-28T16:55:22+00:00

I vote for shot. Wait, is this a multiple choice?

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-27T15:23:58+00:00

How many people did god kill in the bible?

How many people did the devil kill?

Maybe people have been asking the wrong questions all along.

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-13T13:46:18+00:00

Hey, leave chicken wings out of this!

scornedandsedated · 2023-02-06T15:51:20+00:00

"OMFG it is a PEEEENISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

"C'mon kids, we are going to the library, where a mentally ill man will show his penis".

scornedandsedated · 2022-12-19T14:57:07+00:00

Even though heterosexuals can reproduce, which is literally their only evolutionarily advantage over Gay people

You are a a rotting, maggot infested, pile of afterbirth.

scornedandsedated · 2022-12-08T14:36:08+00:00

These cats make me laugh. They spend a lot of energy pointing out the hypocrisy of society.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-29T16:42:16+00:00

No one told me fuck all. I base my judgement of people based on observation and interaction. Right now, liberal minded people represent this to me:

Grooming and fucking little kids
Embracing violent culture,
Total destruction of the strength of a two parent household
Forcing minors to make life destroying decisions
Undermining MY freedoms for THEIR agendas
Creating school environments that defy parental wishes
Kissing illegal immigrants asses.
Erasing our history
Demonizing ethnocentric idealism.

YOU DID what YOU were told, not me. Oh, and read the first letter of each bullet point.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-08T15:40:51+00:00

Let's face it. The kid is better off. He was only eight, and looking at another ten years of relentless physical abuse.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-08T15:36:51+00:00

okay, now let's have an article about the millions of crimes of immigrants.

oh, yeah...(((not allowed)))

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-04T13:44:36+00:00

Can't tell if she is coming or going. Hopefully she is going. Away.

scornedandsedated · 2022-11-03T13:57:12+00:00

"I don't know why she passed away, she was in perfect health".

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-26T12:25:37+00:00

I wrote a song just like one of hers, it is lyrically more complex than her song:

"work, work, work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work,work, me bab pon ta' work!"

scornedandsedated · 2022-10-18T16:40:58+00:00

Imagine being so sensitive that casual interactions are now considered harassment.

"Then he touched my arm with his HAND!. He looked at me in a way that made me UNCOMFORTABLE. He is TOXIC and PERVERTED".

All the hollyqueer snowflakes can go fuck themselves.

scornedandsedated · 2022-09-28T15:25:17+00:00

Mommy! It said a bad word!

scornedandsedated · 2022-09-07T14:00:01+00:00

Few fun facts:

You can sing "Amazing Grace" to the Gilligan's Island theme song, and it fits perfectly.

The original concept for the crew was based on the "seven deadly sins".

scornedandsedated · 2022-08-31T14:08:28+00:00

Too bad Joe never studied history. It is amazing to learn what a group of dedicated people can accomplish with AK's.

scornedandsedated · 2022-08-01T13:49:07+00:00

jew alert!

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-27T17:34:14+00:00

The truth offends.

scornedandsedated · 2022-07-19T13:59:41+00:00

Why not call them "Disneys"? They will never ban that word!

scornedandsedated · 2022-06-16T13:35:34+00:00

Thank goodness. Now they can start having sex with them earlier. What a fun coincidence.

scornedandsedated · 2024-01-17T20:40:04+00:00

Which one of them did it?

scornedandsedated · 2024-01-17T20:38:43+00:00

Hating niggers and kikes is completely idiotic. So is hating anyone for that matter, chinks, spics, sand niggers, super-kikes, bulldykes, faggots, queerbags, soybois, cum guzzling mattress toting gutter sluts, street shitters, transfucktards, and pinko faggots. We all need to work harder to be open and accepting.

scornedandsedated · 2024-01-08T21:23:08+00:00

I know, right? The video quality is abysmal.

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-07T16:36:38+00:00

Because she is a washed up has-been jewish princess that is globally hated.

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-07T16:34:51+00:00

over $400 a year!

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-07T16:34:10+00:00

Biden hasn't crippled the US economy enough yet.

scornedandsedated · 2023-11-01T15:31:34+00:00

I flew!!! (for .25 seconds)

scornedandsedated · 2023-10-06T12:54:36+00:00

In 1908, British writer Israel Zangwill wrote a stage play, the title of which popularized a term that came to be used as a metaphor for America itself: The Melting Pot.

Debuting before U.S. audiences in 1909, Zangwill's play told the story of David Quixano, a fictional Russian-Jewish immigrant who is intent on moving to the United States after his family dies in a violent anti-Semitic riot in Russia.

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