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[–]scornedandsedated 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget to tell him "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best", and take a break from the relationship to "find yourself" by having sex with as many random men as possible.

[–]MagicMike 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

“Conservatism lost to men in sundresses demanding to wave their genitals in the face of school children. They lost to people who think Hitler is hiding under their bed. They lost to childless middle-aged women drunk on cheap wine, complaining about men on Twitter. It took effort to lose to this collection of bourgeois misfits.”

[–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Why don’t kkkonservatives understand that it was my boyfriends fault I cheated on him?

Because you're a hoe.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I lost track of how many Jimmy Dean sausages I stuck up my ass and I'm not sure I got all of them out. I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor, what do you suggest?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Let me tenderly suck them out with my mouth hole