I think I have brain damage by sneako in whatever

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Posting on this site is a good indicator

Today I Cut It by Tarrock in whatever

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This is your fault!

What’s up said it? What are you guys doing? by [deleted] in videos

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This guy cruising with a car full of bitches

Today I Cut It by Tarrock in whatever

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I can’t hear you. Can you increase font size and maybe make it bold?

What is most striking are the facts outlining how the former president and his team knowingly put our national security at risk. by FozzieBear in politics

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Shills are here boys. We made it!

If she can't define a woman, she cannot say she is a woman, she does not fit Joe Biden's qualifications for the position. by rubberbiscuit in memes

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My ex declines to address her menopausal rages, says she’s not a geriatrician.

Redditors furious that Ukrainians are telling them to stay home and not help kill Ukrainians by BravoVictor in politics

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The downvotes. Omg. It’s sad and hilariously illustrative of Reddit

SANTA SCRIPT: Share your jokes, scripts, insightful essays, and/or good ideas (without swearing) for me to recite in character dressed as Santa Claus disgruntled at the establishment (Great Reset etc) on a set with several video cameras to be shot this week and edited and shared as soon as possible. by JasonCarswell in AskSaidIt

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Hey kids, the elves making your toys don’t get Christmas presents. And by elves, I mean disenfranchised Asian children working in sweat shops who will likely have their organs harvested once they get old enough. Enjoy your toys! Ho ho ho!

Rainwater No Longer Safe to Drink Anywhere on Earth Due to Cancer-Causing Chemicals, Scientists Warn by Drewski in environment

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Sponsored by Dasani

Warner Bros. cancels woke "Batgirl" movie … $70M price tag … already completed filming … will not be released in theaters or on streaming … by [deleted] in Movies

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The real victim in this is Brendan Fraser.

I was taken from my biological parents when I was just weeks old. by Bridgeheadprod in whatever

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I have no other information. I’m just copying and pasting what my poodle wrote.

Ingesting semen can improve your IQ and boost your mood, studies claim by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Daily Star my FUCKING WINGMAN

Meanwhile in Texas: It's Illegal to Own More Than 6 Dildos by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Obviously. Too many and your pet or child could eat one

The FAKE influencer trying to inspire 'real' change: Kami, the world's first VIRTUAL social media star with Down syndrome, launches Instagram to try and hit back at 'filtered and perfect' beauty standards online by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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See? Disabled people can be important too. Well, let’s just save time and make a fake one

socks likes to use foul language and he likes to make threats. by marbles in whatever

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Hey, fuckyourmom. That’s all.

I can out as a "trans girl" two years ago, and now it is time for me to come out of the closet. My name is pearls. I try to look pretty. by Pearls in Introductions

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You look great. Do whatever morally, lawfully, makes you happy. All the best to you!

What's your favorite kink? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Ray Davies

It’s Not Just Seafood: New Study Finds Microplastics in Nearly 90% of Proteins Sampled by Musky in news

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The other 10%? MY protein

I finally lost my virginity, never thought this day would come. by orgias in whatever

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That poor sheep will never be the same

Suspects can refuse to provide phone passcodes to police, court rules by Drewski in news

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Of course they can. Compelled information is the stuff of tyrannical states. Right to remain silent. If they want inside, they’ll have to use the battering ram.

Man got so stuck in glory hole firefighters had to pull him until he was free by [deleted] in news

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“Pull him”

Unspeakable horror by Musky in memes

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Women. They try to float above the seat

My limmerick about Reddit mods by RaverJodes in funny

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There was a mod of a sub Who gave himself a big rub Every time that he banned By the stroke of his hand But he was really just a neck bearded grub

This Fag by Questionable in funny

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Not me, it took me to a profile for a /u/hfxB0oyA, whoever that is.

Police 'Protect' Town by Arresting Elderly Women for Feeding Stray Cats, Neutering Them, and Getting Them Adopted by [deleted] in PoliceMisconduct

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I’m not sure if I’d want to adopt an elderly woman if she were neutered.

When The Government Assassinates You by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

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They do it and put you on the Penny. They do it and make a commemorative silver dollar. They do it and give you an eternal flame memorial. It’s always been this way.

MAGA = the dumbest people in America by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

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It’s that the evidence is much more compelling in the case of the Clinton’s, and so much fake controversy has already been spread about trump.

People are Having Groomers Bedazzle Their Dogs’ Testicles with Glitter by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Fuxking groomers

Holy shit boys by IndianaJones in whatever

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If this shit all disappeared tomorrow. I know you will find me. I’ll be at your mother’s house. Let me know if you need the number.

The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife by [deleted] in technology

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TFW your hologram has had enough of your shit

Stupid woman dies because she isn't using her brain. by Sergio in whatever

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Why is she stupid?

It is pretty crazy that the difference between total misery and complete happiness in life is just a few mm of bone by yabbit in whatever

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Don’t be sad, I’m sure it’s longer than just a few mm.

Willem Dafoe forced to use penis double in Antichrist as his own was 'enormous' and 'left people confused' by [deleted] in whatever

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It’s true. I seen it

He's not grooming your children, he just has a gay nightclub for a classroom. Perfectly wholesome. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Can’t bring peanut butter to school, but bring on the epileptic seizures

Why do my balls smell like vinegar? by yibba in AskSaidIt

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Cause your dick is the size of a French fry (jokes brother! ❤️🙏🏻)

A teenage girl in California who was medically transitioned with hormones and surgery testifies against a bill that will remove safeguards for transitioning children by [deleted] in whatever

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Why does it say “wiener” in the corner?

A website listing Reddit alternatives brought me here by bystraclover in Introductions

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Where’s the rest of the list?

Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Honestly I just do it so I can take a seat

Mum Explains Why Teenage Boys Should Masturbate With A Condom by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Probably so she doesn’t have to shampoo the carpets as much.

Memes for miles of smiles by JasonCarswell in memes

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This shit was awesome.

Clyde the Masturbating Mime by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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How does he do it??? Amazing. Simply amazing.

If cats were people, they’d probably be psychopaths, scientists say by [deleted] in news

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I feel stupider for having read that article

I just want... by JasonCarswell in memes

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Is that woody harrelson? Is this from the movie Rampart?

The Beatings Continued… and Health Improved! by SaveSaidIt in whatever

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I’m out of the loop. What is going on?

Ukraine - They continue to play games.... but they are in war, right? Headline: "Oleksiy Hutsulyak helped the Ukrainian national football team beat Bosnia and Herzegovina in the semifinals of the Euro 2024 playoffs" by In-the-clouds in news

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Well the USA has been in a constant state of war for 60 years and they’ve never missed a Super Bowl

Trump supporters accuse Taylor Swift of plotting to rig Super Bowl and American election by [deleted] in conspiracy

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More plausible than russia

Know the difference by Musky in memes

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Now show intimated crab🕵️‍♂️ and intimate crab 😏

Why do nonwhites have to get jobs? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

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Bro you need a hobby. You’re gonna make it to the ripe old age of 60 and look back and say “I did absolutely nothing with my life”, and you’ll feel regret before you succumb to a lifetime of cheetos and grape soda

Canada will require all new cars to be zero emissions vehicles by 2035 by hfxB0oyA in WorldNews

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Mission accomplished boys!

I tried some stand up. Whatchu think? by Bridgeheadprod in funny

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Cause we’re the coolest

When the fuck is the incel rebellion going to commence? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

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Dude stfu

Important Announcement by Mognora7 in whatever

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Please open wide and I will deposit my sample when you are ready.

In my daughters school. This is what they mean by you can’t choose not to be taught this shit. by [deleted] in whatever

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She was quite serious and don’t call me Sue.

Weeg's favorite vending machine by Musky in whatever

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Benis. Bepis. Bepsi. SUNNY D!

Doing Business with Donald Trump by g0ldfish in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Lmaooooo. It’s like Donald trump is specifically looking to screw over this guys friends and family. When he goes home at night I bet Donald is under his bed lol. But seriously. I couldn’t believe this guy anymore after he mentioned the photographer. You don’t go bankrupt from taking photos and not getting paid. You get a deposit from the guy and you don’t give him his photos until he’s paid. This has to be bullshit. I bet this guy is making this up or on a payroll for opposition.

“It Actually Pisses Me Off”: Cop Stops Teen Who Ran To Elderly Woman by Antonnyy8 in Entertainment

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The click bait to end all click baits

Happy Jason Carswell month. by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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Personally I prefer Freddy Busunwell

not important he says by aaarrgh in whatever

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Is this actually what happened?

Peruvian police seize cocaine bricks wrapped in Nazi insignia - Police found 58kg (127 pounds) of cocaine bearing the Nazi flag and imprinted with the name of Germany’s war-time leader Hitler. by neolib in offbeat

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Hahahahahaha it’s such an unconvincing administration trying to convince us that white supremacy is the worst threat we face

At this point the conspiracy theorists seem to have a 100% strike rate, it’s genocide by HumanAlive in conspiracy

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Excellent post. CHilling. But makes perfect sense. Kill box.

Added Context by Tarrock in politics

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Link?

What if a jew rapes another jew? by LarrySwinger2 in whatever

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A hungry man speaks of bread, and you’re the only one talking about gay Jews raping each other.

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car (Official Music Video) by Musky in MusicVideos

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That car was the one thing they had going for them. It was their ticket to leaving and building a better life. And they squandered it.

YouTuber who staged plane crash faces up to 20 years jail by [deleted] in Internet

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Woah cool story

Yet another encounter with the modern US basketball american. by SMCAB in whatever

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That happened.

There is nothing but retards left on voat. I'm waiting to see if the inbred christkikes can figure this simple answer out. by [deleted] in whatever

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Voat still exists?

It's not OK to be white... On 9gag... BUT IT IS ON SAIDIT BABY LET'S GOOOO by Godknight in censorship

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I didn’t realize being white meant you were a porn star

Hoarder hell home with 10,000 Coors Light cans filled with 'gallons of piss' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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That’s $1000 bucks in empties right there bud

Toronto mom says she saves hundreds of dollars a month by feeding her 18-month-old baby CRICKETS instead of meat as a 'source of protein' - and now plans to add ants, grasshoppers, and WORMS to her daughter's diet by [deleted] in WorldNews

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You seem really angry. I’m gonna say it slowly. Read twice if it helps you. Some people eat bugs. Some people eat shit. The fact that the media is picking up on this, promoting it, and trying to make you love bugs so much that you swear at internet strangers in defense of it, is because they have an agenda, and if you doubt that then you have been asleep for the past three years and I hope you wake up eventually

AskSaidit… can you listen to my song and tell me what you think? Thanks. It’s OC exclusive to Saidit by Bridgeheadprod in AskSaidIt

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Thanks a lot, FuckYourMom

My Pillow guy has $5M prize contest to disprove his data from a gov. contract whistleblower isn't from the 2020 election, but some guy seems to have scammed him after loosing by suing with some big help, and a suspiciously complicit ruling by SoCo in politics

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10 mins and I’m still trying to read your headline. Grammar and syntax motherfucker. Do you use it?