Mum Explains Why Teenage Boys Should Masturbate With A Condom

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[–]Bridgeheadprod 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Probably so she doesn’t have to shampoo the carpets as much.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's difficult to imagine what it would feel like to have a mother who is now famous for this bizarre suggestion.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Wait, "penis-adjacent"? WTF?

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Boys who have been let down completely by their entire support structure and they think they are girls

[–]UcDat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

hmm more like advertising to sell more rubbers for clean up lmao a could teach your kids ta pick up after themselves...

[–]charlie6067 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Q Why did the sperm cross the road? A. Someone put on the wrong socks.

[–]H3v8 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That doesn't sound good from a financial point of view.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Back when I was in college they told us to please not jack off in the showers because all the cum was clogging the pipes.