Ingesting semen can improve your IQ and boost your mood, studies claim by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Daily Star my FUCKING WINGMAN

Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next by TheRealPanzer in music

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Very fucking appropriate these days

The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 by Radiooo in music

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This was one of the best double albums ever. Maybe the best.

I have COVID, do you know anywhere to get a Zpack, Ivermectin, and Hydroxychlorquine. by FuckYourMom in help

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Drink water. Lay down. Get well soon. It’s worked for millions of years

Happy Father's Day by P-38lightning in whatever

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I don’t fault him for murdering him. I’m just glad Ive never had to be in that position.

Happy Father's Day by P-38lightning in whatever

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Yeah it’s hard to imagine what can drive someone to do that

did 7/11 really happen by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Even the slurpee texture was better

If you find yourself wondering how those cops in Texas could stand around outside while children were shot inside, watch this and ask yourself how long you would stand outside. by Canbot in conspiracy

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I am watching a video of a guy in a restaurant. What is the connection?

Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Honestly I just do it so I can take a seat

Anytime you masturbate demons rejoice in the spiritual realms by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Ahem. You seem hung up on masturbation and demons. Pardon me

In the 3rd Tesla battery fire this week, a grown man was able to kick the window out to escape when it locked him in. Electric school buses, anyone? by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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The metal pegs on headrests can break windows should you ever need to, so I’m told. Haven’t tried it myself

Post your favorite porn accounts by yabbit in whatever

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Way to be a keener and follow orders

Anytime you masturbate demons rejoice in the spiritual realms by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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You seem really hung up over masturbation….

The Petrifying Well of Knaresborough . . . items can be petrified in months, not millenia. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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This was cool to read

Mum Explains Why Teenage Boys Should Masturbate With A Condom by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Probably so she doesn’t have to shampoo the carpets as much.

Meanwhile in Texas: It's Illegal to Own More Than 6 Dildos by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Obviously. Too many and your pet or child could eat one

The FAKE influencer trying to inspire 'real' change: Kami, the world's first VIRTUAL social media star with Down syndrome, launches Instagram to try and hit back at 'filtered and perfect' beauty standards online by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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See? Disabled people can be important too. Well, let’s just save time and make a fake one

Flooding nonsense posts to drive down the quality of content on saidit, pcpmasterrace tries to pass himself off as normal. by mongre in SaidIt

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Never heard of him. Just checked his posts. Majority of posts are better than this one

Surgeon plans to transplant uterus into a trans woman and impregnate her by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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I can’t wait till scientists tackle the really pressing issues of our time… like blowing up the moon. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA

That Old Guy from Babe Glued Himself to Starbucks Counter, Demanded Free Soy Milk by Tarrock in politics

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The fuck….

It amazes me that these soy boys will literally do this, but if the “cause” was liberty or bodily autonomy, the soy boys would literally be shaking

The Surprising Secret of Synchronization by EndlessSunflowers in videos

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Very interesting. Saved for later

Why kike puppets deny Human CO2 involvement in rising temperatures by AntiSemit in environment

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It’s because climate change is natural, co2 is natural, and extra co2 means extra green trees. Also, taxing the element that we are made of is not going to change the natural environment. Also, you sound like a moron.

Shooter McGavin was removed from the tour as his hands were classified as lethal weapons by AmericanMuskrat in funny

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Holy shot what movie is that from?

Russians planting nazi evidence in the Ukraine misread instructions to add multiple SIMs to the pics by jet199 in propaganda

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Right, and what does sims mean in the other sense? The title of the post sounds like a joke

Russians planting nazi evidence in the Ukraine misread instructions to add multiple SIMs to the pics by jet199 in propaganda

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What are sims?

Manlet seeths after being turned down by the young women he was stalking by jet199 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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You unironically just referred to the “dating rule” as of it were a natural law of physics.

Look Scanned is a pure frontend site that makes your PDFs look scanned. No need for printers and scanners anymore by TheRealPanzer in technology

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Why would I need this, hypothetically?

Memes for miles of smiles by JasonCarswell in memes

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This shit was awesome.

socks likes to use foul language and he likes to make threats. by marbles in whatever

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Hey, fuckyourmom. That’s all.

Clyde the Masturbating Mime by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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How does he do it??? Amazing. Simply amazing.

Critical Grooming Theory by iamonlyoneman in conspiracy

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Even the satire is way beyond me. Clown world

I feel like saidit should pay me for posting such frequent quality content daily by yabbit in whatever

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This was your best one yet. By far.

If she can't define a woman, she cannot say she is a woman, she does not fit Joe Biden's qualifications for the position. by rubberbiscuit in memes

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My ex declines to address her menopausal rages, says she’s not a geriatrician.

Is Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in human history? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Nah. Kill a man you’re a murderer. Kill multiple and you’re a monster. Kill millions and you’re a leader.

Redditors furious that Ukrainians are telling them to stay home and not help kill Ukrainians by BravoVictor in politics

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The downvotes. Omg. It’s sad and hilariously illustrative of Reddit

I wonder if these two infamous men really said this as they died.... by In-the-clouds in quotes

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There is no hell. God didn’t make a “time out” for bad children. At least that’s what i think. Seems very petty for a god to do

How many distinct colours can you see? by jet199 in AskSaidIt

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Easily 30-40

Trans Pride Flag Contains Secret Pedophile Code by NoMorePatriarchy in conspiracy

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This article is not really mind blowing. Cross dresser? Wow, not a huge revelation for a trans person. And blue and pink are secret code? That’s a stretch.

How to trigger a fascist in under 2 min. by Canbot in politics

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I want my 2 minutes back

CIA Assets discredit Dr. Robert Malone by AmericanMuskrat in conspiracy

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I just wanted the thumbnail photo.

In the end, life was a note played so beautifully and masterfully that we were convinced it lasted for years. We only became aware of our trance once we heard its conclusion reverberating through the great hall. by Bridgeheadprod in whatever

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I think we’ve really fooled ourselves and were in for one hell of a twist ending one day

WTF is natural flavor? This is my first Nikolai. Chairs. by AmericanMuskrat in whatever

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A human child did that to you? Chairs comrade

If cats were people, they’d probably be psychopaths, scientists say by [deleted] in news

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I feel stupider for having read that article

Deep Thoughts by noshore4me in memes

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Is that Kubrick?

Dr. Fauci Reminds Americans To Wash Their Brains Twice A Day by christnmusicreleases in funny

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Holy fuck that’s good satire

Happy Thanksgiving! by la_cues in whatever

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Thank you friend. Happy thanksgiving

‘Intimidate and overwhelm’: The global predators behind the COVID ‘reign of terror’ - LifeSite by Rob3122 in conspiracy

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Great read. Thank you.

No One Outside Of China Allowed To Attend 2022 Winter Games In Beijing by Chipit in news

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They probably know about the leaky vaccines allowing for lots of transmission. The same vaccines they are not using.

wonder which group is doing better? The unvaccinated or the vaccinated? This might help with that opinion. it's only a minute long. Informative and surprising by JustLookDontDismiss in WorldNews

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True, and also who is this guy? Non American here.

Edit: oh it’s governor jim justice of West Virginia.

Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (Official Video) by AmericanMuskrat in MusicVideos

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Hugely underrated band, which uses metaphor spectacularly to convey themes of childhood, philosophy and religion. I love these guys.

I just want... by JasonCarswell in memes

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Is that woody harrelson? Is this from the movie Rampart?

I can out as a "trans girl" two years ago, and now it is time for me to come out of the closet. My name is pearls. I try to look pretty. by Pearls in Introductions

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You look great. Do whatever morally, lawfully, makes you happy. All the best to you!

The Fauci by christnmusicreleases in funny

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What did he flip on this time??

Places to buy American made goods by [deleted] in whatever

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Patriotbro.com

The Beatings Continued… and Health Improved! by SaveSaidIt in whatever

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I’m out of the loop. What is going on?

Dennis. (Short Movie) by Jesus-Christ in videos

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I haven’t seen this in forever. So sad.

W.H. COVID Adviser: 'Beyond Our Explanation' Why FL, CA Have Similar COVID Numbers Despite Strict CA Restrictions by StillLessons in politics

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It’s so they don’t spit a chunk of something into the oriface they’re operating in. And they don’t wear the same one all day, into a store, put to their car, at lunch, etc. In fact, if they did it would be considered a good way to spread disease.

W.H. COVID Adviser: 'Beyond Our Explanation' Why FL, CA Have Similar COVID Numbers Despite Strict CA Restrictions by StillLessons in politics

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Or masks don’t make a difference.

W.H. COVID Adviser: 'Beyond Our Explanation' Why FL, CA Have Similar COVID Numbers Despite Strict CA Restrictions by StillLessons in politics

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That was the most bullshit nonsensical answer

Sliding Scale Pedophile Conversion Services - Your One Stop Shop by badwitch in news

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Afraid to click. What is this?

Covid 'is a gift that keeps on giving': Labour shadow attorney general is caught on tape saying pandemic is GOOD for rich City lawyers - leaving Keir Starmer facing furious backlash by Chipit in WorldNews

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Welcome to a world where we know the situation is empowering the same elite class that perpetuates the crisis, but we don’t do anything about it. We’re just teaching them to be better at keeping their mouths shut about it.

Dr Fauci says you don’t need to wear a mask by hrthrt in news

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How can you have shortages when bandanas allegedly work just as well?