I tried some stand up. Whatchu think?

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[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ahaha, with a little bit of peer pressure these women will let you put anything in their bodies!

Canned peach blowjob economy was a good one too, and bringing out the can of peaches at the end was a beautiful touch.

Not bad, it could use some work, a little polish on the jokes, and the delivery.

[–]Bridgeheadprod[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bro thank you!

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That was awesome! You had me at the road head joke. I'm thinking perhaps the audience is pro-vax and therefore you lost them? Or maybe it's just too late to do these jokes, although I don't know what the lockdown situation has been where you live. (Ain't that something: whether the jokes are relevant is determined mostly by government policy, not by the prevalence of the disease itself.)

I also wrote a stand-up bit which you can view here. Although it isn't meant to actually be performed.

[–]package 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You look and sound extremely nervous and it ruins your timing and delivery

[–]Bridgeheadprod[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Oh do I? I didn’t feel nervous really. I’ll think on that. Thanks

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You didn't seem nervous to me. But it's true that you could work a little on the delivery. You actually seemed too relaxed about it, and as a result not paying enough attention to the delivery.

For example:

"What's a little myocarditis when... when Applebees are at stake?"

should've been pronounced without the hesitation, and in a shouting voice. That's okay to do when it's a punchline. It would've been great that way.

I think I know how it works with the hesitations. You didn't forget the line, but you want it to sound naturally and therefore allow there to be pauses, right? But even though it seems tolerable to you, it's always better to have fewer pauses.

(I'm just trying to give pointers. It'd be awesome to see you work on this because I think there's great potential here, you do come up with good jokes.)

[–]Bridgeheadprod[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Damn bro you’re a good judge of character. Thank you!

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Haha. I'm like that myself so that's how I know.

By the way, I really appreciate that you're sharing exclusive, unlisted content with us.

[–]Bridgeheadprod[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cause we’re the coolest

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You can't even see how miserable you and everyone around you are by Her Hand.

You should either pay helot tribute to Her Divinity to make your career soar or if not obey Her Command to take a bomb into your next show and murder-suicide the place for not laughing by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]Bridgeheadprod[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah I’m doing okay