New virus strikes Mexico by zyxzevn in funny

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Corona is an export brand, genius.

Escaped prisoner sends postcard to prison directors, "greetings from Thailand" by Chipit in funny

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Why take the risk? Pride? People in prison really aren't that smart.

For those internet points duh!! fugitive Tr0ll!

Escaped prisoner sends postcard to prison directors, "greetings from Thailand" by Chipit in funny

[–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Zihuatanejo

Escaped prisoner sends postcard to prison directors, "greetings from Thailand" by Chipit in funny

[–]AnarchySpeach 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This seems incredibly stupid. Why take the risk? Pride? People in prison really aren't that smart.

Shit-posting in real life! by [deleted] in funny

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“I’m so happy they arrested her,” Kanner told Metrowest. “I have no idea who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”

Saidit has a few Hilarious front page posts at the moment whining about immigrant white men losing majority status in the U.S. very little self awareness of where they're from or who was here for thousands of years before they came to the americas (bringing slaves in chains) WTF! by EndlessSunflowers in funny

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Actually....

most of the suburban/urban white folk are progressives who hate everything this country was founded and stands for.

I conjecture that this country has possibly moved far away from the ideals it was founded upon henceforth the dislike.Or that it has not realized what it was "meant" to stand for and those folks are now dissatisfied because the country could not achieve what that was meant to be. Possibly also, a mixture of both.

Part of the reason why things went wrong may have something to do with incorrect thinking, improper implementation or the hardening of neural pathways- leading to stiffness and rigidness in behavior; thereby hopelessness. A significant chunk of this may be because of the leadership, and the other side; the collective population with its lack of action against systemic imbalances or improvements on adaptation.

Yet many immigrants who don't look like them espouse values opposite to the white woke brigade.

Its a large generalization because on the opposite end of the spectrum, there would also be individuals that realized what this country stood for or was meant to stand for- but exist in a minority without recognition. So it isn't all so simple and easy to generalize!

And of course, no comment on the terminology "white woke brigade"; if that is even a real thing.

Jiskefet - English Sports by magnora7 in funny

[–]Myrkskog 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Reminds me of my childhood. Always dreamed of playing professionally.

Current affairs by useless_aether in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That cover art is bad ass.

Pineapple juice by zyxzevn in funny

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Note: This is staged by some youtube channel

Current affairs by useless_aether in funny

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Yaaaayy

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Top kek!

Edit: Hey, go fk urself!

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]One_Jack_Move 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And voting.

You are supposedly mature enough to help control your countries leaders, but not to control your own body.

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

oh dear, that's twistedly so true...

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Jesus-Christ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"I got a buddy who knows all about this war stuff, I'll give him a call."

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Vigte 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Realistically speaking - no one should be doing any of the three - at 18, 21 or 80.

Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Someone capture him.

He's gives out free electricity!!!

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

In the military everyone drinks and smokes, so it kinda makes sense... :-/

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just leave your girlfriend alone.

Jodi! Jodi! Jodi!

Jodi's got your girl.

Edit: "Jodi" is a euphemism for the guy(s) who's working on your girlfriend back home; while you're deployed.
Veterans will understand the reference.

https://pancocojams.blogspot.com/2012/03/jodys-got-your-girl-and-gone-why.html

The songs get the name jody call or jody (also, jodie) from a recurring character, a civilian named "Jody" whose luxurious lifestyle is contrasted with military deprivations in a number of traditional calls. Jody is the person who stays at home, drives the soldier's car, and gets the soldier's sweetheart while the soldier is in recruit training or in country...

I misspelled "Jody".

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]zyxzevn 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just leave your girlfriend alone. Go to a far hot country. Maybe shoot some people that have no money at all, and don't know any English. Sleep with hundreds of fit young men.

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]useless_aether[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

or the poppy fields in afghanistan

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]useless_aether[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

reality

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]FormosaOolong 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's that weird funnysad thing again.

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Myrkskog 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But presumably 18yr old soldiers can get a smoko out in the desert protecting the oil fields, right?

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]useless_aether[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

fuck. what was i thinking.. you are so right, it's not funny at all.

18 years old ... by useless_aether in funny

[–]Myrkskog 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Speaks volumes. How terribly sad.

Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

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Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Seems like socialism can devour capitalists but can't stomach the rhetoric. :P

German jailed for attempted murder for tricking women and girls into giving themselves electric shocks while he watched over the internet. by Chipit in funny

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think there's more to it than meets the eye. I think they were thrilled to meet a dominant man who would order them around.

There are so few of them today in Western societies. Agreeable men are about as interesting to women as a bowl of cold oatmeal.

German jailed for attempted murder for tricking women and girls into giving themselves electric shocks while he watched over the internet. by Chipit in funny

[–]dark_devil_dd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How do people even fall for those things??

Don't know what's up with saidit today, but it's full of hilarious news.

Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Must love his job, because in countries with socialism he probably wouldn't need to do this.

German jailed for attempted murder for tricking women and girls into giving themselves electric shocks while he watched over the internet. by Chipit in funny

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The stupidity part being that, having been cooked that way, the penis was inedible.

For a tough piece of tissue like that, you'd want to slow-cook it until it gets soft. He cooked it fast and the protein chains coiled up on themselves and became chewy, like a large piece of gristle.

Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

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Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

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Both of these are fucking hilarious, ty for sharing lmao.

Pikachu 2020 UwU by Enza in funny

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German jailed for attempted murder for tricking women and girls into giving themselves electric shocks while he watched over the internet. by Chipit in funny

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This from the country where some guy ate his own dick and the person who stir fried it was convicted.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You often actually RTFL and then copy and paste it into a comment, no?

Not a joke. Much respec.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Makes sense. Probably northeastern.

German jailed for attempted murder for tricking women and girls into giving themselves electric shocks while he watched over the internet. by Chipit in funny

[–]swordofdamocles42 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

look at how many of certain numbers appear in the article.... its a fake thank god.

11 13 88 etc

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]x0x7 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Come to think of it I think they're Indian.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ironically a lot of news articles are written by a bot now.

The padding you see is just an attempt to keep eyeballs on the page longer, so that you are more likely to click on other articles (more pageviews) or click on ads.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

For what in particular?
If it's a joke I don't get it.
If it's not a joke I still don't understand.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

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Untrustworthy! Some people are very cheap when it comes to money and wouldn't pay it. They would get indignant and malcompliant out of being insulted in a place of customer service.

Wouldn't believe this for a second. Nice thought or fantasy though!

Teabag that comes to life in your cup ! by Nikolaarkan in funny

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Nope!

Teabag that comes to life in your cup ! by Nikolaarkan in funny

[–]Nikolaarkan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Risky why ? Site is clean lol .... and beside its metaphor lol

Teabag that comes to life in your cup ! by Nikolaarkan in funny

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Risky click! Don't!

Also tea-bags don't come to life. They remain tea-bags. Sham!

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That’s kind of what happens when you follow a pre-set formula you’re required to follow but there isn’t enough actual info to fill it.

Anyone else get the distinct feeling that article was written by a bot? Denver is referred to as “that town” twice.

That site’s terms reference a “Netherlands County” California and say the site’s address is New York, NY. There’s almost no one almost anything on that site was written by a native English speaker. Snow is this you getting back at us?

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

click bait heaven

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait. Where’s there actual news? ;-)

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is awesome. You should totally be able to downvote the article into the comments lol. Or at least vote the best comments up above it, like we do on this site.

Hey, we’ve already got /u/JasonCarswell for that!

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

do do do do do do do do

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]la_cues 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only for blurb, feel-goodiery articles such as this. Actual news, of course I want to read.

A dream RSS feed would give a brief synopsis, then link to full article if I chose to read it.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

a skim reading bot to save us from doing it!

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I admit I sometimes react to just the title, mostly because I want to read what other people have to say about it and chat about it, and honestly I feel bad about it. But then I read things like this and I don't feel so bad anymore.

It's sad that comment sections often are way better than articles. If you think about it the article is just one comment on the page that gets extra prominence because it had more CSS go into it and it's on another site. It's not like these journalists are more credible than you or I. There are times that I've put solid time researching before finishing a comment that had to be 10x more than any news outlet that published the Nick Sandman story. I do more work to vet my comments than CNN does for a national story. And I don't think I'm particularly awesome. I think we're all better than CNN because that's pretty easy.

Like if CNN articles were embedded into the site so that it looked like a normal comment most of us would react to the CNN user like, damn, this idiot's talking again.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]la_cues 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Totally. Someone should make a bot that condenses articles into some preset, like 240 char.

You could get the jist of anything in like, 7 sentences? That would be great for my rss reader.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]x0x7 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone ever get the feeling that some articles are basically the same thing said three times to make it look like a full article?

Epstein Island Sold to Wealthy Middle Eastern Businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef by beermeem in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Actually it's pronounced: "Haidid Muhstbad Steftukidz"

Epstein Island Sold to Wealthy Middle Eastern Businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef by beermeem in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

" It is reported that Bill Clinton took the first flight on Muhssef’s plane to the island after purchase.

Clinton promised that nothing illicit is going on there, even if it had in the past.

“This is a completely new ownership, so there’s nothing like the all that kinky gratuitous sex with underage blonde girls like Lindsay or . . . Mackenzie or Leighanne. None of that,” Clinton said.

Locals say Epstein was flying in underage girls long after his conviction for sex crimes—and authorities did nothing to stop him. “It was like he was flaunting it,” says an employee at the airstrip on St. Thomas. “But it was said that he always tipped really well, so everyone overlooked it.” "

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Knock knock

Who's there?

How many Garrisons does it take to solve a JFK?

Leave me alone to watch South Park, mkay, conspiracy theorist! = SLAM! =

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_such_thing_as_a_stupid_question

Tom's Diner is located in Denver, Colorado.

Restaurant Charges Extra Every Time You Ask a Stupid Question to Waiters by jingamerz in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people." -Mr. Garrison.

Epstein Island Sold to Wealthy Middle Eastern Businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef by beermeem in funny

[–]FormosaOolong 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"Haadid Nahkil Muhssef"!! LMAO!!!

Epstein Island Sold to Wealthy Middle Eastern Businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef by beermeem in funny

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Key & Peele - Pawn Shop by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]One_Jack_Move 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was great. The explanation at the end seemed cheep and unnecessary.
Let the audience use their own imagination, IMO. Guess they needed a way to end it tho, so...

Key & Peele - Pawn Shop by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"It's april" lol

Key & Peele - Pawn Shop by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Love Key and Peele. Such smart comedy. My favorite one is the hats one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU

Fucked up by zyxzevn in funny

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i love the progression of this one

You can't trust anyone by zyxzevn in funny

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Lano & Woodley. The first time I've ever seen them posted basically anywhere online. Great to see. Both seasons of their show were hilarious.

Remember kids: women are always right. by Chipit in funny

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9000 IQ response

Media Company Lays Off Dozens Of Unskilled Bloggers by Tarrock in funny

[–]RatherSmallPotato 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's funny because if I didn't know the onion this is semi-passable as real news.

TEHRAN‐As Iranians protested their government's downing of a passenger jet, a frantic CNN reporter ran through the crowd lecturing them on how they were actually supposed to be shouting "Death to America!" by Chipit in funny

[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Babylon Bee stings even better than the Onion much of the time. Love their snark!

TEHRAN‐As Iranians protested their government's downing of a passenger jet, a frantic CNN reporter ran through the crowd lecturing them on how they were actually supposed to be shouting "Death to America!" by Chipit in funny

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More funny coincidences:

source: facebook/escobar

Pepe Escobar January 12 at 6:43 AM ·

IT AIN’T OVER TILL THE CYBER EXPERTS SING

THE STRIKE ON THE UKRAINIAN BOEING MAY HAVE BEEN THE CONSEQUENCE OF A CYBER ATTACK

Iranian radars disabled. Coordinates of a civilian Ukrainian aircraft changed – so it would look like an enemy aircraft.

The downing of the Ukrainian Boeing might have been the result of a US cyber attack.

Of course this is a - literally - explosive issue. I’ve been on it for a few hours now – but it’s Sunday, very hard to get any official comment. I sent messages to different players in Iran and Russia, awaiting response. One of them, from Iran, says “no discussion of a cyber-attack”, for now.

And yet IRGC Aerospace Commander Hajizadeh’s speech is a dead giveaway. He said a huge “anomaly” impaired Tehran’s air defense system, leading to the impression an enemy plane was approaching a sensitive military center – the root of the subsequent “human error”.

He also said that in the hours after the IRGC missile attack on the Ayn al-Asad base, the Americans had multiplied fighter jet flights near Iran’s aerial borders. Not only Tehran was targeted, but other strategic military centers as well.

One can imagine nerves fraying all across the spectrum.

One can read Hajizadeh’s explanation as a very subtle description of a cyber attack. Perhaps the IRGC does not have the full intel – yet. Perhaps they cannot reveal the full story of how they fell victim to a cyber attack – and that would explain the long gap between them acknowledging the hit and the Iranian government officially announcing it.

Russian military site avia.pro goes straight to the point. This is their English version, which is not as detailed as the report in Russian.

http://avia-pro.net/news/prichinoy-unichtozheniya-ukrainskogo-boeing-737-stali-amerikanskie-sredstva-reb

avia.pro are not amateurs. The report in Russian says that if that was cyberwarfare by the Americans, the coup matches point by point the destruction of an IL-20 near Lattakia in September 2018 - which Israeli fighter planes used as a shield.

avia.pro goes for the working hypothesis that the US military cyber attack modified not only the profile of the Ukro-Boeing. The Ukrainian pilot made a U-turn as well. So the cyber attack may have also targeted the Boeing’s navigation system. The Americans have done this many times before.

Malign Manatee Pompeo’s gloating is an indirect giveaway. He said it was an Iranian missile even before any serious investigation had started. And picking a Tehran-Kiev flight – among so many other flights that day – is a thing of beauty. It carries the possibility of blaming BOTH Iran and Russia (I posted about it; Russia was blamed by Ukrainians). And it carries the possibility of “indirect” collaboration by the Ukro-mafioso system – with US “rewards” showering afterwards.

What about “collateral damage”? There’s A LOT of chatter – of course, no smokin’ gun – that the Ukro-flight was a RAT FLIGHT, as in containing a planeload of dodgy intel types. The destination of the flight is also a dead giveaway. In previous instances, “Canadians” carrying false Canadian passports usually turn out to be CIA and/or MOSSAD operating in Ukraine.

NOTHING is beyond the appalling Exceptionalist racket – and NOTHING should be excluded from investigation. The Ukro-incident completely eviscerated from the news cycle the immense HUMILIATION suffered by the “greatest army in the history of the universe” in Iraq. In fact it could have been the HYBRID WAR AMERICAN RESPONSE - as it happened only five hours after the immense humiliation itself.

This is far from over: it’s an ongoing investigation. Experts are more than welcomed.

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Islam Is Right About Women.

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[–]yaboihenry5678 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What if you disagree with a woman who denies the holocaust?

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[–]giveuptheghost 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder if jidf is actually active here. They've really stepped up the shilling over at 4chan this year

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So the center is jewish is that what you say?

o_O

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[–]RuckFeddit 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah you say that but everyone is treating you with respect whereas you aren't reciprocating in the least.

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"the lack of diversity in the acting category is infuriating."

So al-Guardian wants awards handed out for skin pigmentation, not acting talent. I can't believe some Brits still defend that click-bait tabloid.

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Fuck that racist and sexist newspaper. They aren't journalists anymore, they're left wing activists and don't know it

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You never really had culture to begin with. You kinda threw it all away, got spoiled and aren't going to get it back.

But nice try? You totally don't sound like a bunch of spoiled kids throwing temper tantrums or feces like a bunch of monkeys.

Edit: Ohh wait, you sorta do.

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If you think caring about those things secures your future, then the jimmies rustled have been yours to begin with.

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Uh... Doi! Clearly its the white elite and their zombie loyalists.

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[–]giveuptheghost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seething leftist. Nice. :D

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Someone's triggered! :D

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Replying to my own comment because I forgot something:

"Amazing how some people are trying to blame Trump for everything All of this has been going on for a long time now, endless wars, etc... Trump is just the goofball that they prop up in front to take the fall Like GWB, they're not the ones calling these shots or making these calls I'm not a big fan of Trump but I also don't lose my mind about him either LOL"

https://saidit.net/s/conspiracy/comments/2174/accuse_the_other_side_of_that_which_you_are_guilty/60c4

I've seen some post from OP before, seemed ok, but recent posts have taken a very different route, I wonder if something happened or his account got hacked.

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[–]dark_devil_dd 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lets take a look at it:

Follows: Jordan Peterson (academic), Joe Rogan (podcaster) I really don't see what's wrong with them. You don't need to agree with Jordan Peterson on many of his points but I hardly see it as an issue, and Joe Rogan mostly sits there and listens to people who are invited (hence the backlash when the CEO went there and wasn't seriously questioned).

Only hobby:

Gaming? Games and rock roll bad!!! For someone who points the finger at others for following Trump is basically taking the same stance as Trump in regards to video games. Probably better that having the hobby of troll posts on social media like OP just did.

Only concerned with:

Crime stats? That's an objective was of assessing a problem, using stats IS BEING rational. Rationality is evil.

Will then review bomb said media as protest:

This is one is very wrong considering the example presented, it breaks down what the purpose of film critics.

The purpose of critics should be informing people if a movie/series is worth their time and money. If the viewers score differs significantly from critics, it's not the viewers that are wrong it's the critics. I'd say it's a matter of statistics, large samples vs small samples, but OP already expressed a dislike about statistics so..

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Just Stahp! Stahp it.

You sound weird and there is nothing wrong with being a peasant!

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No! No...

None for you lol.

Stop that! This isn't edgy at all, it is normal. This is the internet, get mean- put your game face on. AArgh!

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We got a grandstanding edgelord here! Shower us with your infinite knowledge so that we too may know the ways of your holy virtue.

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T3h r4g3 is r34l!

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Except they aren't fragile. lol

A whole lot tougher and have culturally been through a lot too. Just contextual things. But nice try?

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Hey, I'm not the one being supremacist or prideful. And I don't think responding back to racism makes me racist.

So try again, dear. Maybe voting in the next election will make you feel a little better.

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[–]giveuptheghost 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not proud of oppressing anyone, because I haven't. Sounds like you're a little racist, huh?

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All you are proud of is being "oppressors". You threw away your culture a long time ago when the empire came knocking. The only thing you are proud of at this point of is being a brainless colonizing borg of elites that messed up other cultures, so get fucked and keep overcompensating. Your misery will remain.

And you have no future.

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Now whenever black people get emotional about something I'm just going to call them fragile black people.

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Turns out OP was fragile all along.

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@2:37 - joe "oh shit he's making sense, better stop him there" rogaine.

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9:52 and on is where the interviewer and Christ Hurst lose it, and blurt out laughting about his girlfriend allegedly dying the day before.

Soooooo stupid this hoax. And not only that but idiots believe it and have to because it is not like the media can produce PSYOPs or anything liek that, or that they have legalized PSYOPs, or anything like that. /s

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[–]giveuptheghost 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Non whites need an "oppressor" to feel like victims in America. The fact that we are starting to feel proud of being white is scaring them.