Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]tseug 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Knowledge!

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]johnnybravo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Whatever floats your boat my man. I'm happy you're happy.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]appreciation 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Entertainment? What does your leaf tree have to offer?

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]tseug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What does your black mirror have to offer, other than escapism?

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]UndefinedParadigm1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Funny, I have my big screen and that makes me content 😊

The poor fedora by Chipit in funny

[–]soyboy77 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pork pie hats are more alpha

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]tseug 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Once you have the money you quickly realize none of that material shit fills the void. I bought a big screen once. I never really ended up even using it.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]johnnybravo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When I was 15 I used to want a huge, fast car, a 128 inch tv, a killer gaming computer, crazy mobile phones. Used to think people who don't have these things are very sad and those who don't want these things are stupid losers.

I have none of these things right now, neither do I want them. now I just want to go into nature and fall asleep... I just want some peace. I really understand how perspective works now

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]littleboyblue 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i love lucy.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]johnnybravo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bro you've got issues man

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]littleboyblue 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lucy is so sexy.. when i see lucy, i become aroused, like quick. she has pretty bird legs.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While I'm sure Lucy is not doing anything better with her life, and it seems that anyone who would say something like that is just projecting their own lack of achievement, I can't help but see a tiny bit of wisdom in questioning the many ways in which we let time slip away. Unwinding is important to productivity, but it only works if you are wound up.

The internet is like a tree and these threads are the leaves. Each one a little entertaining, but fleeting and destine to decompose into nothing. Perhaps we should have spent this time with Peppermint Patty. Maybe she would let us rest our head on her lap and say "good boy". That would be nice.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I love this one.

Anyone Who Doesn't Do What I Would Do... by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]bobbobbybob 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

today i sat, as an ex whined on, listening to the birds and the echo of the sea through my trees.

I encouraged them to appreciate the beauty of the life we live

Presidents Are Temporary by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]ElifromtheBook 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm more on the Cypress Hill side of these things.

It's One Sided Because They're Seeking Truth by CompleteDoubterII in funny

[–]CompleteDoubterII[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also posted this on Notabug (twice).

Wear a mask save a Grandma! by Mental in funny

[–]diogenesjunior 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

what is wrong with you?

The Fact Checkers by zyxzevn in funny

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"Freedom of Censorship"

Wear a mask save a Grandma! by Mental in funny

[–]MoseTheTruth 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am glad I am killing dirty grandmas

I Sniffed a Girl.. by Mental in funny

[–]SmallPP 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dear god man

I Sniffed a Girl.. by Mental in funny

[–]tomatosplat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

HOLY FUCKBALLS how young is that little girl?

Figures. I'm suspended from reddit for 2 days cuz I told someone they should defend their homes and neighbors.

I Sniffed a Girl.. by Mental in funny

[–]tomatosplat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

HOLY FUCKBALLS how young is that little girl?

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You'll probably get a chance at this in the near future.

I Sniffed a Girl.. by Mental in funny

[–]Honestanonymous 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Tried to post this to Twitter and reddit and got censored

CNN's Jeffrey Toobin reportedly masturbating on Zoom call that led to New Yorker suspension by sproketboy in funny

[–]The-Syreth-Clan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Oh the camera's on... the camera has been on the whole time huh? I didn't even know... Hehehehe... Helloo~"

Collapsed Comments Worth Reading by CompleteDoubterII in funny

[–]CompleteDoubterII[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First posted this on Notabug.

The left doesn’t run! by Enza in funny

[–]Enza[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://ibb.co/YRCYqR8

I wish I could see the face of the idiot who wrote this so I could know what their kind looks like. This is a top word on UrbanDictionary today.

Could you imagine running miles around your neighborhood with a face mask on lol?? And if it bothers you that a runner isn’t wearing a face mask, they’re running in one direction - you have so many options to relocate yourself.

Fucking maskholes, man!

Real or PhotoShopped? by hennaojichan in funny

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Hunter, you need a damp wash cloth to keep that soot off the bowl, so you can see what you're doing.

Why Women Live Longer than Men by zyxzevn in funny

[–]ElifromtheBook 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It aint't only idiots like these. If the tank is leakproof there can't happen much. I reported many construction plans for hospitals(!) to the authorities where there had no protection whatsoever for their O²-tanks.

A especially funny one i remember was when the tried to build two O²-tanks containing more than 40m³ of liquid oxygen (imagine the crater!) in less than 20m distance to their intensive care unit. The hospitals own fire department also was in less than 30m distance to these.

In chemical appliances it is the law to put a car-safe-fence around these but this does not apply to hospitals.

Architects. :)

How to greet without spreading germs by zyxzevn in funny

[–]ElifromtheBook 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you compare US inflation with other countries, it hasn't really changed much, although these last three months have made quite a big jump.

A rough estimate for a 10x10 room and three meals a day for population of 330 million (assuming you could relocate everyone):

  • Initial cost: 300,000,000*$100,000 = 30 trillion dollars.
  • Yearly cost after that: Maybe 3 trillion dollars if you're efficient.

But then no one has jobs is a county that dense. Maybe it could be something you could opt in to. I'd love to live in this future city, but it seems the US government couldn't afford it.

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They've been printing money faster than ever.

The bubble is about to be popped.

Edit:. They'll probably buy you a room, and then pretend that They couldn't afford the food, so you have to stay... :-(

How to greet without spreading germs by zyxzevn in funny

[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seen Kyle? He's about this tall.

How to greet without spreading germs by zyxzevn in funny

[–]zyxzevn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There was no Covid crisis around that time, so that proofs it.

How to greet without spreading germs by zyxzevn in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How to greet without spreading germs by zyxzevn in funny

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A Nazi salute, how fitting.

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]C3P0 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you could leave at any time, that sounds great. However, with the current infrastructure in the US, it would be an enormous amount of money.

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The current system is if you want to start your own business you have that right.

Maybe in Feb of 2020.

You realize they're not issuing passports right now...?

Unless there are unusual circumstances.

Bailouts are NOT part of the system.

Then why are the multinational corporations given tax credits, handouts, rebates, giveaways, bailouts, etc.?
Particularly when the banks robbed the public of their homes.
The big banks issued bad loans, but they emerged wealthier than ever.
No one went to jail, except for madoff.

We can all demand an end to bailouts without demanding the destruction of the system, the loss of freedom and rights, and the institution of a proven failed system.

The tax credits, handouts, rebates, giveaways, bailouts, etc. are supported by laws, and most are legal (legal is subject to court approval).

The laws are the documented rules of the current system.

The system could be reformed.

I would prioritize waking people up to the Coco flu hoax first.

Our rights are being stripped away from us all.

Rolling back the NWO global tyranny should be the priority.

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]One_Jack_Move 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They didn't?

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The current system is if you want to start your own business you have that right. If you want to invent something and profit from that you have that right.

Bailouts are NOT part of the system. We can all demand an end to bailouts without demanding the destruction of the system, the loss of freedom and rights, and the institution of a proven failed system.

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The caged lion wouldn't survive a week in the real world. :-(

This analogy extends to most people.

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for that. I liked the first one because the couple, especially the girl, really nail that offended righteous PC stereotype. But you're right, the 2nd vid does the joke better.

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]FediNetizen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Indeed. And it's supposed to be ridiculous. If you want a better implementation of this joke, check this out

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So the 'woke' couple that takes offence over virtually anything aren't, apparently, bothered by the travesty that is the Twin Towers, is that it?

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]FediNetizen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thats. The. Joke.

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]Enza 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They did practice ritual cannibalism lmaooooo! Best of both worlds!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_pre-Columbian_America#Aztec_cannibalism

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]Enza 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

At least the Aztecs were open and honest about their ritual blood sacrifices.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This related Onion one is funny af too: https://youtu.be/8AyVh1_vWYQ

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]RossGray 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

redditors forming line to buy BSbook

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Welfare for working people also counts as corporate bailouts because it allows them to keep wages too low to survive on alone.

I'm pretty left wing but I really disagree with them.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]Intuit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They put a lot into the demos and props for this.

'We Are Living In A Totalitarian Nightmare,' Says Protester Freely Without Any Fear Of Government Retribution by FediNetizen in funny

[–]ElifromtheBook 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm quite sure she is wrong about the "nightmare" part. Because nightmares end.

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The currents system is socialism for the wealthy elite. They always get bailed out, and the laws don't apply.

Rigged markets against the middle class, who ultimately pay for the ballots.

Police welfare state for the working poor.

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]ReeferMadness 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And it's always nice to be able to say "at least we aren't commies".

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]redditbegay 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is an oldie, but a good one. It could easily have been made today, and you couldnt tell the difference.

Apple now sells a $99 pencil, and a $999 stand. They have become a total joke of what they used to be. (the company that made slightly different, but USEFUL technology, at a price premium to other computers, and who can forget the timeless iPOD?)

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]redditbegay 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Haha, and she'll also give them a well paying job fighting fires for only .30 cents a day!

#Jobs Program

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is that the Twin Towers on their backs?

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]yerafookincunt 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Its not hard to be better than the worst.

Trust the Experts! by zyxzevn in funny

[–]ReeferMadness 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Imaging them arguing that they should live like cannibals even though every cannibal society ever attempted was worse than the one they are living in.

Death of Mosquito End of Malaria and Dengue Virus | Mosquito | Death | Malaria | Dengue Virus by mixvideos12345 in funny

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Someone very obviously has no idea how ecosystems work.

Halloween Parties in 2020 by FediNetizen in funny

[–]FediNetizen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll be honest, this video is kind of like Game of Thrones where it starts out great, but just gets progressively more ridiculous, and not in a good way.

Kamala Harris Proposes Housing Plan Where Everybody Gets Free 10'x10' Room And Three Meals A Day by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Horrux 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds so generous! Never mind the trillions given to big corporations! Gotta save them! They create the wageslave population (((we))) so thoroughly need!

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What's that phrase - suspension of disbelief ...... I want this to be real, lol, it's the perfect demonstration of what's going on There is so much disinformation out there, so much fear, people are losing their shit Plus I think it's extremely funny, the way she misses her mouth, they laugh, she looks over, lol

Spot on

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]RightousBob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking boomers!

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]EndlessSunflowers 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What's that phrase - suspension of disbelief ......
I want this to be real, lol, it's the perfect demonstration of what's going on
There is so much disinformation out there, so much fear, people are losing their shit
Plus I think it's extremely funny, the way she misses her mouth, they laugh, she looks over, lol

'We Are Living In A Totalitarian Nightmare,' Says Protester Freely Without Any Fear Of Government Retribution by FediNetizen in funny

[–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That is not a lockdown protester.

This Year's Scariest Halloween Costumes by zyxzevn in funny

[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Take it easy there, Satan.

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]x0x7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wouldn't tryhards ask their friends to sit in a booth near them so they can film the perfect reaction, frame every shot of them eating perfectly, with enough footage to get perfect cuts?

This Year's Scariest Halloween Costumes by zyxzevn in funny

[–]cm18 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Missed the one for Biden "hugs".

'We Are Living In A Totalitarian Nightmare,' Says Protester Freely Without Any Fear Of Government Retribution by FediNetizen in funny

[–]Questionable 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's so strange living in a world where a conservative website has better satire than The Onion.

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]FediNetizen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Timmy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like a couple of Planet of the Apes refugees.

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Happy_face_doomer 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

🙃

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]yerafookincunt 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

confirmed

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]One_Jack_Move 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Seemed plausible for a sec. But once they made sure to film their own goofy reaction you know it's just try-hard tictoc garbage.

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's got to be set up. Nobody is that dumb. Are they?

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Happy_face_doomer 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Thats u/fedinetizen irl

Couple Eating with face masks at a restaurant hilarious 😂 by Tom_Bombadil in funny

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

An instant classic.

Why I was late by zyxzevn in funny

[–]blah-blah-blah-blah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, that was worth a grin.

Why I was late by zyxzevn in funny

[–]Horrux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sadly, they are still around, you just see them a lot less.

Why I was late by zyxzevn in funny

[–]johnnybravo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes I press the 'power' button on my phone and all idiocracies seem to disappear

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[–]SmallPP 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

this sir made my day

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[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Undervoted! A+++

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[–]Horrux 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We're laughing now, but the way the idiocracy has been growing, it's only a matter of time.

We Need To Schedule Some WAP At The Library by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

ETC?

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[–]MongrelFreeStuff 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Its OK

We Need To Schedule Some WAP At The Library by EndlessSunflowers in funny

[–]EndlessSunflowers[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

NSFW Spoiler: WAP means Wet Ass Pussy, lol
I did not know that until I saw this screenshot (and the "definition" in the comments)
I also don't see the need to shorten everything to an abbreviation or trendy acronym
In fact I think a lot of the shadiest shit goes on behind those kindsa letters (CIA, FBI, NSA, USA, ETC...)

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[–]ElifromtheBook 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Another golden sunflower. Let alone the implications. :)

But these kind of jokes obviously aren't made for everyone.

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[–]DrBalls 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i cant believe how stupid people are to buy into this whole coronavirus bullshit.

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[–]repptyle 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What kind of commie Antifag bullshit is this?

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[–]VirgilGriff 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now do the laughing Mexican guy revealing how their Christ-like figure who was tortured in the streets was, in fact, a woman-beating drug-addicted clinically retarded felon, who took a lethal dose of fentanyl and started suffering a heart attack well before he laid on the ground, and how it came out later that he had broken into a pregnant woman's home by pretending to be a city worker, pointed a gun at her unborn child, and threatened to kill them both unless she gave him money.

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[–]hapigood 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you have access to the hardware there's nothing that can stop taking control of the device and likely system. This is 101. How many have quietly patched into security cam networks? I would hazard not a small amount. Red flag would be bandwidth but a remote device on wifi patched in.. unless physically discovered would imagine a very small chance of discovery.

Save your bazookas use your brains

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[–]zyxzevn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not much, but you can also coat it to be sure for long term usage.
Fledermaus probably has some videos with plastic containers that can be filled with stuff.
But for an airgun a led or brass shell might be better.
To affect aluminium you need to scratch it as well. It is covered with an oxide layer that protects it. It makes it look whitish.

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[–]zyxzevn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I saw a test, and it only works against Aluminium. But very effectively as you can see in the video.

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It sounds like:

Gallium is corrosive to all metals except tungsten and tantalum, which have a high resistance to corrosion.

https://chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/27900/does-gallium-liquid-or-solid-corrode-all-forms-of-brass

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder how much material is needed. You could probably use a fairly thin copper jacket.

Does gallium affect brass?

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[–]zyxzevn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You may be able to put a copper jacket around it,
or freeze it. Then shoot it from an air gun.

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's interesting. I didn't expect the gallium to work so quickly.

Crazy saboteur material.