Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt freaks out about Texas ending mask mandate • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know the world in which you live is fucked up when the majority of people can't tell the difference between satire and legitimate reporting.

Coca-Cola unveils new logo without any white • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You want to be "less white?" Stop paying taxes and supporting a white patriarchal society the is at the center of perpetuating racism. The whole inward turning of racism onto the people is just a means of government to project it's own failings onto it's populace, in order to keep us in-fighting. Racism is a tool of the state, that is then mimicked by weak sheeple who can't think rationally. The one thing that truly scares the PTB is the unification of the underclasses!

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[–]Valhalla 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’m going to look into it, thank you.

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[–]Hirnsuppe 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You should read the book that Hitler wrote himself, Mein Kampf. You then will understand why it is on the index, since it has nothing in common with the picture of a monster that media shows you. The truth is so far away from what people get tought, it is on a bizarre level.

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[–]Valhalla 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you’re saying the Nazis where like trump where the media destroyed them but in reality they were the good guys? I don’t think I’ve heard that version before but I’m open to any evidence.

Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt freaks out about Texas ending mask mandate • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]Hirnsuppe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It seems like the whole world is possessed by the Antichrist right now.

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[–]Hirnsuppe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Actually, the Nazis wanted to prevent what we have now with the democRATS, since it was foreseeable that it would end like this even a hundred years ago. And that is the real reason why the Nazis are still getting declared as the most evil thing in this world. It is like making the lightbringer to the Satanas.

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[–]Valhalla 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just a reminder that not only is popper an idiot he is also a communist whose other account is socks. My grandfather Killed thousands of communists and I hope to one day follow in his footsteps. Democrats are the new Nazis, and if you support them, you support Nazi’s, pretty soon it might be time to fight.

Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt freaks out about Texas ending mask mandate • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]jamesK_3rd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's texas. Those people are made to be ruled. The lady and the governor are all the same.

Coca-Cola unveils new logo without any white • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

People should be less white and vandalize their trucks and vending machines.

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[–]indio 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yet, the people climbing the wall are undoubtedly conservatives who are anti-abortion, anti-gay, in accordance with their religion. This is the irony.

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[–]NoAN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm doing my part to be less white by not perpetuating the white man's culture of buying shitty sugar water that's better used as lawnmower part degreaser. I'm also being less white by rejecting the oppressive white consumerism inherent in mega corporations, so FOSS instead of paying for white software like Mac or Windows or Adobe, and I've been boycotting other traditionally white power structures, like movies, useless trinkets made with asian slave labor, and processed chemicals claiming to be cheese.

Being antiwhite is saving me so much money.

Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt freaks out about Texas ending mask mandate • Genesius Times by christnmusicreleases in funny

[–]Hirnsuppe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A woman that has literaly written on her shirt that she is going to kill her offspring if she wants to can't be considered as mentally intact.

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[–]Hirnsuppe 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

First Coca Cola was meant for the white kids only, then it became labeled as meant for everybody and now it wants the image of being meant for the black kids only. They should change their logo name into Psychotic Cola, propably.

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[–]RightousBob 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's not spelled incorrectly, it's a name. St. Genesius, patron saint of clowns. The site is straight satire and the name supports that. Kek

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[–]Popper 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

kek at spelling genius wrong

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[–]erratas 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

hyper kek

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[–]johnius64 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just left my job, so I wanted to find a new high-paying job and not worry about anything else in order to survive. I switched to these guys - https://resume-genius.com/cover-letter-writing because I didn't have much experience in the field where I wanted to work. I read the reviews and realized that this company might assist me in creating a fantastic resume for a work application. The work was done as quickly as possible. In general, I'd like to state that they will help you get a job and you will not experience any problems.

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[–]johnnybravo[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

GTA San Andreas is the best GTA and has the best meme potential without even considering shitty template memes lmao

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[–]johnnybravo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Relatable

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[–]SaidOverRed 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I see 2 ugly people trying to run away from being white or male.

And one thing a real man likes so he doesn't have to run away.

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[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh and who have hammer and sickle tatoos on their hand!

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[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for the link Chip. Copyright '97-2003.

Oof somebody saw clownworld coming down the pipe real fast.

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[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Teach a man to swfistch and it will double his chances of a date on Saturday night.

My brain has swfistched off.

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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Bait and swfistch.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

LOL. Alluring.

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[–]hennaojichan[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, we must ban Polish people who insist on fishing and never throw the Polish fish experts out with the fishing tackle. Huh?

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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Fishing poles killed Lincoln, JFK, RFK, MLK, Tupac, and Biggie.

Not to be confused with ichthyologist Polacks.

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[–]d3rr 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

...and fishing poles fall into water and get lost sometimes.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Only if the second guy has sex with my wife, then we're weiner cousins.

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[–]chadwickofwv 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, all those "conservative" BLM members. Hell, they've been doing it for over a year already. Why would anyone think they would stop when patriots are nearby whom they can blame their crimes on?

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[–]Popper 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Conservatives "Let's smear shit in the capitol"

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i have watched videos of people that take in bears as pets, but they always end up getting eaten by the bears.

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[–]Jesus-Christ 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The ironic thing about this is that there's actually people who let 3rd world immigrants into their own families to live with, so probably.

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[–]madcow-5 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Earlier than that. Talk to any woman above 35 they'll say they have no regrets and don't want children, but you can hear the cope in their voice. Then a few too many drinks around close friends, they straight up cry about it.

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[–]madcow-5 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not sure what I just read, but it was cringe inducing.

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[–]socks 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Best comment on Saidit I've seen today.

And christnmusicreleases's best post because of the irony.

(To show the extreme right-wing "Christians" approach to women, even if some of them support murder [death penalty, M.E. wars, murdering people of colour &c] and thereby would - by extension - support abortion.)

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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I think it's pretty clever, especially since it flips both arguments from the normal. It shows the hypocrisy some people get caught in during the rationalization process.

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Postrock better

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[–]blowininthewind 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

so, you know how you can't post behind a vpn on 4chan let alone via tor and they ban a lot of isps

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[–]Popper 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

better than most music but still nu metal sucks

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[–]Akali 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, it's a dark humor. It's like food, not everyone gets it.

I'd have laugh about other subject. But I'm not so kin of jokes about rights, choice and coersion as whole.

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[–]Akali 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I used to agree, but a few years ago, I stumbled upon a a peer reviewed article showing the correlation between depression in 40+ years old and the number of partner they had. They had a multiple variable linear regression and while it accounter for less than 10% of the determinant of depression (the highest determinant being the wage, or more precisely the lack of wage), it had a significant p-value.

And when you think about it, it does make sense. If you have sex with 8-15 person, you will end up ranking them the same way you'd rank 8-15 chocolate bar. So if you end up settling for the Twix or the Reeze because of personality, but you actually liked the O-Henry more sex wise, then you'll feel a desapointment you wouldn't have lived had you simply not knew about it.

Not that wedding is needed in itself, but more that its a sign of stability in the relationship. I think on a 40+ years period, we'll have more depression case partly due to the sexual freedom which is more of a poisoned gift than a golden present in my opinion.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought it was funny.

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[–]Akali 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's not true. I'm athiest, but here's two super great christian music from Skillet and Sabaton.

Whispers in the dark ( Skillet ) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRG5oOL5WO0 The last stand ( Sabaton ) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

But yeah, that post such hot garbage it could be use to melt snow in texas.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am in Houston.

I go through CanopyBotanicals these days, they're a reputable company, been around in the kratom community a long time. They don't always have the strongest stuff but it's better than what my kratom store sells.

I've heard there's six big farms nearly all the kratom comes from. Can't speak to the accuracy of that, but it wouldn't shock me.

the head shop that i buy mine at sells a bag of twenty nice capsules for about $1.50 each capsule.

I wouldn't mind knowing in case of emergencies, like the mail not showing up for 2 weeks again, but my dosage is at 10g. 00 gel caps can hold a .5g each. So the whole $30 bag would be one dose. I can't afford that constantly, even if I had to take half as much due to potency.

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you can save a lot of money buying things online, but maybe the reason that your kratom doesnt work like it used to is maybe they are selling you some bullshit online..

what are the odds?

i already asked you if you are in houston, didnt you once tell me that you are in houston?

if you are, i can pm you privately where to go near the galleria to buy some really nice kratom.

the head shop that i buy mine at sells a bag of twenty nice capsules for about $1.50 each capsule.

i take it for depression and it makes my whole body feel warm and fuzzy, but i dont feel like i am high on drugs, i just feel like i have an electric blanket shoved up my ass, more or less, it is an extremely pleasant feeling.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Kratom has been a life saver for years for me but it's not as effective pain wise as it once was. A kilo used to last me over a year, now it's 1-2 months depending. Just tolerant now.

You can save a lot of money ordering it online than smoke shops and gas stations. I pay about $80 a kilo whereas the 24hr kratom store (crazy, huh, but that's a thing) charges $40 an oz or something ridiculous like that.

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[–]Popper 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

makes sense because all christian music releases ever are low quality garbage

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[–]magnora7 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Man you sure post some low-quality garbage

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

have you tried kratom? do you know about kratom? kratom is a leafy plant that comes from indonesia, it pretty much removes the DT's from quitting drinking and quitting opiates.. It also eliminates depression.. you will feel fuzzy and warm.. they call it a natural opiate.. you buy it at a smoke shop usually..

there are many kratom videos on youtube, some are fake propaganda.. i cant testify that kratom feels wonderful.. they call it a natural opiate.

it rocks.

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

thank you.

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, I always knew thefirststone was a shill and there is many more like him here who are trying to make faggotism popular here. Its all the same group. u/igorness, u/DoubleReverse and many others like them are targeting this site

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[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Too Much Coffee Man was a silly comic book hero from the Austin comics scene back in the late 1990s. https://ringlord.com/people/walrus/tmcm/

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[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Trashy tatoos all over clownworld? Check

Whoredom everywhere? Check. Oof

Dementia running the WH after special prosecutors with unlimited power found ABSOLUTELY NO DIRT on the previous pres? Check.

Not sure about clean air. Perhaps a reference to China or commiefornia.

Steve Irwin dead? Check.

Veggie "meat"? Check.

No one listening? Check. (This one hurts the second most)

Is coffee man a reference?

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, that was actually pretty exciting for a boy my age. I mostly drink because I can't sleep, or I'm in pain, or I'm bored.

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When I was 12, two female teachers pulled me into an empty class room, bent me over, pulled down my pants and underwear, and paddled my bare ass.

is there any chance that is why you drink?

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i get you, i know what you mean... just cuz someone is a nazi doesnt mean that they are bad people..

collectively, as a group, homosexuality is a spiritual disease and you are now feeling the effects of this disease.

first san francisco, the gay capital of the world, was destroyed. it was once a very nice city. but now, it is overrun with corruption in every department of every agency and even the police departments and the prisons are corrupted.

and now, our white house is surrounded by a fence with razor wire.

next, they will build work camps and death camps for those of us that are not woke enough.

it is a disease and it will kill you and me.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I like gays and lesbians personally. Bisexuals and trans kinda meh, don't like it but I don't hate them for being that way.

When I was 12, two female teachers pulled me into an empty class room, bent me over, pulled down my pants and underwear, and paddled my bare ass. That was 28 years ago. We have had a longstanding problem with pedos in education. They go where their victims are.

But just cause someone is a fag or lez don't mean they like kids. Most of them are otherwise fine people.

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[–]SubliminalCriminal 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

first, you have to understand that THEFIRSTSTONE is a queer, which means that he is mentally deranged.. second, you have to notice his use of the word HETERONORMATIVE which means that they want to teach our children that heterosexual is not the norm but instead that homosexual is the norm..

give it about five years and when a school teacher wants to punish a child, the child will be asked to come up and suck off the teacher.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Marriage is heteronormative oppression of natural sexuality

I hope this a joke post. I'm going to err on the side of caution though and assume it's not.

Marriage is a union of two people, two families even, joining together against the world, the state. And so of course the state hates any union that threatens its power.

progressive jurisdictions obsoleted these ceremonies decades ago with common law marriag

That's also incorrect. Only 7 US states have common law marriage.

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[–]bobbobbybob 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yawn. Lots of 45 year old feminists are regretting not landing a decent male.

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[–]Druullus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

some Americans

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[–]thefirststone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Marriage is heteronormative oppression of natural sexuality. Thankfully, progressive jurisdictions obsoleted these ceremonies decades ago with common law marriages, community property laws, and similar.

Test driving is as outdated as internal combustion engines. Consent is the cool caddy.

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[–]AmericanMuskrat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Virginal bride only made sense when contraceptives weren't reliable. It makes sense to test drive before buying, for both parties.

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[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if i own a box of tools, i do not have to pay any person or entity an annual fee to possess these tools.

Listen closely you anti fun idiot. I already explained this once and you still don't get it. Ownership and taxes are not intrinsically linked the way you think they are. Yes, you literally CAN be taxed for owning tools. There are municipalities that will look at your total assets and charge you a tax based on how wealthy you are. That isn't common for obvious reasons that have nothing to do with ownership. Though I bet this retarded argument that you believe was probably invented by the wealthy Jews who didn't want wealth taxes so they claimed the state can't tax them on property they own. You fell for a jewish anti tax on wealthy bullshit argument.

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[–]AnarchySpeach 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's almost like the requirement for "true" ownership is the ability to defend it.

If people want to be so pedantic about taxes, then sure, you don't technically own the land because you are not in control of a country with a private army strong enough to protect it.

This is why some people buy boats. Once the boat is paid off that's it. They can't tax the international waters around you. Problem solved. With Starlink coming soon you'll even be able to get decently cheap internet too.

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[–]whistlepig 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"bathing in pure estrogen" lol

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[–]MaBarkers 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh great, you see i like to take financial advice from cocaine addicts, it is something that i do regularly.

especially when they are interested in hookers and blow AND when they know that they have a reserved seat next to jesus in the afterlife.

if i own a box of tools, i do not have to pay any person or entity an annual fee to possess these tools.

if i own a wrist watch, i do not have to pay any person or entity an annual fee to possess these tools.

but if i "own" a piece of real estate, for some reason i must pay an annual fee to the government.

technically, my purchasing of a home was simply a deposit that i can get back later when i sell the home, but i must pay an annual fee(property tax) to the government.

i would be willing to bet that the amount of money that you pay in property tax far exceeds any profit that you will see in the value of your home increasing in value, and if the value of your home goes down you really got screwed.

enjoy your cocaine and your whores, the whole thing just sounds disgusting to me.

you are a filthy scumbag dope fiend.

yuck.

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[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

When I'm old I will have hundreds of thousands of dollars for hookers and blow that you wasted on rent. I will sell MY house, something that I can do because I OWN that house, and use that money to go out like a fucking champ snorting a line from her head down to her toes and getting a special seat next to Jesus at the grand table if I make it past her bean.

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[–]blowininthewind 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

'a big high wall there was there to stop me on which it says 'private property' but on the other side it didn't say nothing, that side belongs to you and me.' ---- woodie guthrie, this land is your land

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[–]screwballeclipsed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i can almost see it. do a test on someone, switch the swab with a chocolate covered swab, stand in front of patient and give a lick and yell 'infected, we got a live one!' God i'm sick.

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[–]MaBarkers 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ok, fine with me... i encourage you to own your own home and then when you get old and sick i want for you to stop paying your property tax and i will stand at the curb and watch the constables throw your ass into the street like common trash.

enjoy your property ownership.

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[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Paying taxes and paying rent are NOT the same. Your analogy is based on a complete lack of understanding of anything beyond "I payed money to live here". As a property owner you have rights that a renter does not. Whether or not you care about or want those rights does not matter, they exist. It simply isn't true that if you own something you never have to pay any taxes on it, nor is it true that if you pay taxes then it means you don't own it.

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[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes, the gibs me dat mentality. If you think you can justify being violent on the premise that violence once happened in history then I think it is perfectly justifiable to just kill you. After all, there will never be any peace or safety with you around.

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[–]bonked_or_maybe_not 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Greed isn't a pretty look, even when you think your propaganda makes it one.

The world was never handed to anyone on a silver platter and 90% of millionaires by inheritance go bankrupt.

Stay green with envy and wonder why you get nowhere.

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[–]MaBarkers 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

fk it, i love doing medical studies.

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[–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We should all get active and do something similar.
Who will do the anal-probe testing?

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[–]MaBarkers 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

in the united states, people dont really own real estate.. when you buy any property in the u.s., you are buying the right to pay rent(property tax) to the police. the police are your landlord.

if you should stop paying your rent(property tax), the true owner of your home(the police) will come to your home with handcuffs and shotguns and they will remove you from the home, and then the home will be sold at auction to someone that will pay rent(property tax).

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[–]Xihaon 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

In practice the states does the fighting, and people just buy property from the state. Even if these people want to create a new state, disrespecting previous deals is bad for reputation. I'm a new state now trick isn't an easy sell. Goods that can be taken back on a whim won't find many buyers either.

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[–]Justice4DiogenesJr 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

FUN FACT

"Private" and "privateer" share the same stem meaning.

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[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't actually know that myself until I looked it up. I'd heard of All in the Family referenced and just assumed it was along similar lines yet not connected.

I haven't seen it in years. The follow-up, In Sickness and in Health, was more what I saw growing up. There are some episodes of that on YouTube, and I had a quick look - yep, still pretty funny. I miss the days when you could have phrases like 'Peruvian ponce' and 'Welsh poofter' in a TV show let alone in a single sentence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrpVs0G5BWA

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[–]wuzizname 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Huh I had no idea it was inspired by a British show. Does til death do us part hold up today?

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[–]Trajan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They don't do context very well. That show was based on a British TV show 'Til Death do us Part'. This centred on the easily angered and impressively low-knowledge character Alf Garnett. It followed the typical flow of British sitcoms, where the character plainly in the wrong gets their comeuppance in the end. It's a bit like how Cartman almost always suffers for his bigotry. I'm sure this, and its follow-up series In Sickness and in Health, will be stuffed with warnings for smooth-brains who can't comprehend context.

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[–]jw329 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this is much better than censoring or banning it

tintin banned the book "tintin in congo" which is ridiculous

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[–]Nonime 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can anyone specifically name what The Muppets Show did that was so controversial to these people? Like, was it a joke? Or like, a character?

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[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I love watching comedy TV shows that are a few years or decades old. I can't count how many times I've watched Whose Line Is It Anyway, or Frasier, or Corner Gas

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[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to a future where the old 'laugh' sign in studio recordings is replaced by pop-up captions on broadcasts to tell us our views on the subject matter.

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[–]Iloveyounowfuckoff 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His robot mounted jarred head will just laugh and laugh.

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[–]wuzizname 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The throw back antenna TV channel has started putting warnings, like a full page of warnings on screen, before every episode of All in the Family now. What used to be lauded and acclaimed as one of the funniest and socially aware TV shows of all time now has a "woke warning" before it.

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[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's only a matter of time before Biden calls out swimming pools for not considering the reduced buoyancy of the black man.

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[–]Earendil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, parish has another definition? Cool, thanks for spelling it wrong just so I can learn that people can be pared with a paring knife to be parished, lol. Edit: Seriously, this is cool.

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[–]bjam27 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Generous translation.

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[–]socks 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oops! Yes.

(Or 'parish' could be: the condition of being pared with a paring knife.)

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[–]Earendil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Isn't that perish?

Ye, they are fucking Cavlinists at the core.

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[–]socks 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, I know a number of Presbyterians rather well, and they are almost Calvinist in their Protestant ethics (and guilt trips).

To parish (usage: as a verb, used without object) is to die.

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[–]Earendil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, then that makes sense. I knew many Jewish children growing up, the area I grew up in was very rich and conservative, so many Jews came to live with the capitalist Christians who basically praised them and their money-making. I do not remember ever liking one of their mothers, nor do I remember liking going to Mass with my catholic friend and his mother.

I grew up with a Presbyterian mother. She also guilt-trips. It must just be an unhealthy thing mothers do.

Edit: how does one "parish"? Aren't parishes religious districts/buildings?