Imagine this as the opening for a standup comedy show in Manhattan.
Hello, my name is Larry and I'm here to offend.
Let's see, how can I offend this audience?
Hm. I see a lot of Jewish people. I suppose that's not a nice thing to be offensive about. But I can't back out of it now.
Wanna know how I know so many of you are Jewish? From all the long hook- I mean, the fact that we're in Manhattan.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero. They get a goy to do it for them.
I feel like things are getting a little heated. I'll try to find a different subject, but I must warn you that I have trouble going off-script, so no promises. I'll do my best though. Let me think of something.
Let's talk about... logical fallacies.
(Turning toward an audience member.) Hey, you there. What's your favourite fallacy?
That's interesting. Mine's the Argumentum ad Hitlerium.
That's an actual fallacy. It's on Wikipedia. Which I trust, because it wasn't created by a Jew. Although it may have been infiltrated by the- by individuals who just happen to be Jewish by ethnicity, but whose allegiance totally lies with the country they're residing in!
Question: which people has turned their back on their own God since time immemorial, continuing up to the present day?
Answer: THE JEWS!
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