Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves

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Man Glad To Know Job That Fed His Family, Paid His Rent Is 'Non-Essential'

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Quarantined Umpire Cleans His Entire Home With Tiny Brush

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A Little Covid Humor

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Ridin the high seas, on low quality but funny JPEGs

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Have a little break before screeching intensifies again

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British Man Astounded To Hear How Much It Would Cost To Get Mustard Jar Removed From Rectum Under U.S. Healthcare System

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2 Baseball Players With The Same Name Take DNA Tests To See If They're Related

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A trip down memory lane for the Patriots 💜 Are you a geezer or pre-geezer in denial? Then here is a moment's distraction

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When ur buddy calls u out

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COVID-19 pandemic reveals Mayor of Flavortown to be most competent US politician

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New Report Finds Americans Willing To Trust Scientific Knowledge Of Anyone Holding Glass Beaker Up To Light

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Biden's New Podcast Available Exclusively On Vinyl

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Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money

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Self-isolation Man

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THE DICTATOR - HIV Aladeen (it's funny cause it's true...)

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Mark Zuckerberg Is Not Human

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Finally, someone comes out and says it

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Ordered Chinese Food

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Instagram isn't for boys

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Man caught out on lockdown

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The Lord of the Rings with Lightsabers

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What is Love?

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Teeta @anitamassey86: This guy has just won the internet.

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George Carlin - Germs, Immune System

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Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined

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Will Someone Please Think of the Journalists Cries CNN As Hundreds of Journalists Get Laid Off. "Right when the public needs them the most" That's hilarious that they actually think that.

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Department Of Interior Announces Birds Will Continue Going About Regular Bird Activities During Pandemic

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Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses

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Trailer Park Boy: Fatten the Curb

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Breaking: Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hospitalized with Corona Virus

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UK Bubble Woman taking Corona Virus to new levels of Cringe never before witnessed in history

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Day 10 in quarantine..

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The Simpsons - BearVirus Patrol

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Revenge of the Sith but Kermit is Chancellor Palpatine.

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Hmmm... About the press and their reporting on Covid...

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No joke

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The health and happiness of my dick is 'essential'

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A good hit

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How to prevent an possible infection when flying

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The rest of 2020

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Babies Eating Ice Cream for the First Time [Funny Reactions]

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Do Not Click That Link

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Invention for when you run out of paper

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Are these measures enough to keep corona out?

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based apocalypse

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The key is to make the message clear

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When you can't play with your friends

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Never let a disaster go to waste, amirite?

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Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis

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I'm Not Incredibly Impressed With The Chinese Government,' Says Vile Racist

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Virus enters man without consent

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India hits street in gratitude amid Modi's social distance curfew — Quartz India

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I will give you a blowjob and doughnut for a roll of toilet paper

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Day 247 of quarantine

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Store sign

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Now the Coronavirus is reminding people of their sexless lives

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How Much Toilet Paper?! - The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Calculator

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Trump Quietly Checks With Aides To Make Sure He’d Be Included In Receiving $1,000 Government Checks

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Don't call the virus Chinese

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UNUSUAL MEMES COMPILATION V80

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A 32 second clip from George Carlin's 1999 Routine on Germs, the Media and Sanitation. Some things never change.

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So, do we start dressing like this immediately or... is there a specific amount of time that needs to pass?

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Now that we can't shake hands or come near each other, finger guns are coming back and I'm pretty psyched about that.

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Violently Bored Americans Begin Looting Puzzle Stores

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My Corona by Chris Mann

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A Racist, A Homophobe and a Holocaust Denier Walks Into A Bar

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Norm Macdonald does standup about coronavirus pt. 2

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Norm Macdonald does standup about coronavirus

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This shutdown is bad for everyone. But it is especially bad for men. Men are losing $1.00 for every 79¢ that women are losing.

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"Imagine" by The Green Nude Eel

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Game Stop rules itself an "essential retailer" and is therefore immune to quarantine/lock-down closures (lma0). However, according to the Government, "construction/plumbing" businesses are not considered "essential retailers", and are being forced to shut down. Y'all bought toilet paper 4 nuffn!

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Meet The Engineer.

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Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm

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Norm Macdonald Pandemic Jokes

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Nissan Parody

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Why Imagine Dragons is the BEST Band Ever (Top 5 Reasons)

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Don't panic

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Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property

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Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All Day

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CDC Urges Those Under Quarantine To Marathon The Extended Editions Of 'The Lord Of The Rings'

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Shaking hands in 2020

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Inventions are caused by need

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Scary Movie - Cindy Campbell Best Moments

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Unexpected toilet paper crisis

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With all the sports cancellations, there are going to be a lot of babies born in nine months.

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well now I'm not doing it

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Where's Wally - Coronavirus Edition

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Working at home

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Prominent Italian Doctor Suggests Throwing Colored Pills At Coronavirus

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Neurotology Music Video

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How Rats Stay Virus Free

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Reserve your very own COVID-19 FEMA coffin today!

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Pokemon fans appalled as Food Network posts explicit image of Pikachu being ‘stuffed’

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The state of the nation

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How much is enough?

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Parents Worried They'll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Government Schools Shut Down

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Inside CDC Headquarters: Coronovirus discussion

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This guy will be okay

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I'm going to the store. Do you want anything?

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