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[–]Musky 11 insightful - 12 fun11 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

Those cans weren't refilled with piss, that's just Coors. It's an easy mistake to make.

[–]hfxB0oyA 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

So they were unopened, then.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That’s $1000 bucks in empties right there bud

[–]popcorn 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I went inside of a hoarders home in California. She had crap stacked up 6 ft tall throughout the entire house. We actually managed to get to her kitchen where I swear to God she had six toasters and 14 crock pots and she never uses any of them. She had crap stacked up 4 ft deep in her bathtub. And if that's not bad enough she had two cars parked on the street that had so much s*** in them that you almost couldn't get in the car. The neighbors found it so offensive that they made her put car covers on the car so they don't have to look at it.

Yeah she sucked my dick.

It was a really awkward moment.

She had really weird shaped feet it was almost like she was not human maybe she was an alien hey did I get my dick sucked by an alien? She wasn't bad in fact it was pretty good.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, they should have been drinking regular Coors. Why worry about your figure when you're a piss hoarder.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

Piss poor shit post.

Fuck you Phooey for ruining SaidIt.

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

🖕 Eat my ass puritan, go join a nun convent

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

False, this is a piss post.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Well, you're not wrong

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Mm

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Mm

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Booooooo

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You don’t really drink beer, you rent it.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eventually, your liver starts to issue an eviction notice in the form of cirrhosis. In your case, that should happen by next Rosh Hashanah, you pathetic lush!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Damn he bought all that beer and didn't even open it?