Twelve-year-olds are being taught about anal sex in school while nine-year-olds are told to 'masturbate' for homework: The shocking lesson plans used by teachers in UK classrooms

IndianaJones · 2023-06-18T23:54:10+00:00

When Babylon Bee articles are no longer satire.

we live in a gta parody

IndianaJones · 2023-06-18T21:52:00+00:00

AGREED

IndianaJones · 2023-06-18T09:16:32+00:00

Phone number IQ. That's my reason too. Remember people it's the internet! So just have fun.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-18T08:50:05+00:00

idk i was just making assumptions, i just really HATE redditors

IndianaJones · 2023-06-18T08:46:37+00:00

I don't know what rule Jason broke specifically, I haven't been active much lately. But he will never get banned from saidit because he's too iconic. You said in another thread that saidit is a pretty tight knit community with its own dramas, stories and characters. Well, your comment is quite true! Saidit.net is home of the world's strongest, and personally I don't think saidit would be the same without Jason and the gang. On some level I think the admins know this too (and rightfully so) but maybe I'm just reaching.

Some of the popular users are against saidit growing and prefer it stay underground.

I think they may be right. Initially, the idea of growing saidit sounded good to me because it would increase the likelihood of meeting like-minded Australians who are also sick and tired of this clown world and the troons that inhabit it.

But part of saidit's charm is the fact that it is tight knit like you said. If saidit had millions of users then I wouldn't get a dopamine hit from recognising the regulars because it would be harder to remember everyone. But maybe that's a nerdy as fuck reason and I shouldn't be attached to people I will never meet IRL. Regardless of my nerdy ass reasons, ultimately it's up to the admins to decide what they want. They shouldn't stunt the growth of saidit cause all the cool and popular kids said no. Damn! I wish I was a cool kid...

Fact of the matter is, as much as some people love to complain that saidit is "muh dead forum", I think the reason why saidit is dead is because there simply isn't enough people like "us" in this world if that makes any sense. We're all outnumbered by NPCs and saidit is just one of the few good places left. So maybe I'm not against growing saidit per se, but it's just that there ain't that many people left to recruit. We're literally the last line of defence against clown world as gay as that sounds, but it's true.

But so far I'm pretty content with the state of saidit right now. I'll happily shitpost with the same 20 people forever, although I can see why people would get bored of that very quickly and would want new faces. I've told a couple of IRL friends about saidit and they thought it was interesting. But not interesting enough for them to make an account and participate I guess. So for growth maybe that's another idea too, just telling people IRL about it.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T22:31:41+00:00

Yeah, at this point this would be the only thing that could fix this clown world.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T22:29:40+00:00

I'll be honest, I only know who this is from that one x factor clip. That's why you use autotune and I don't! Haha. I didn't know she was actually famous outside of that clip. Damn that's crazy.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T21:41:26+00:00

Cause when you ban everyone that you disagree with, the only thing that's left is an echo chamber. I don't know why people still use that site.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T21:36:49+00:00

Justin Falsdeau.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T20:14:59+00:00

Yeah, kinda weird that Waluigi never made the cut considering he's quite recognisable. More iconic than Fire Emblem characters even though I like Fire Emblem more than Mario games. All of these Fire Emblem characters and we never got Eliwood or Ephraim. The GBA Fire Emblem games were absolutely legendary.

But I guess it makes sense that we never got to see Eliwood and Ephraim. FE7 and FE8 came out after Melee but before Brawl, so that's why sadly we will never see those two in Smash. At least we got that Lyn assist trophy though. Hector assist trophy when?

When Melee came out, no one knew who Roy was because FE6 didn't come out until a year later. He was added to Melee to essentially advertise FE6. Same thing when Corrin came out in Smash 4 and now Byleth in Ultimate. Their Fire Emblem games didn't come out until like a year later when they debuted in their respective smash games.

So now that "everyone is here" as stated in Ultimate, you now have all of these Fire Emblem characters. The whole gimmick of Ultimate was to include every single character from the previous smash games, which includes the 900000000 Fire Emblem characters from the previous smash games.

Some food for thought though, I think Fire Emblem is more popular in Japan than it is in the west, so maybe that's why smash has a boner for Fire Emblem characters since the game was made in Japan after all.

Agreed though, I never really understood why Waluigi never made the cut. Even Piranha Plant made it in. Dude was straight up mogged by a plant. Even Steve from Minecraft mogged him. It's over for Waluigicels. JFL.

At least they added Kazuya from Tekken though. I feel like that was a long time coming. At least Smash did one thing right.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T19:57:25+00:00

I guess. I just hope they don't ruin it. I thought saidit was made to escape redditors and their censorship. I'm all for redditfags joining us, as long as they don't censor us.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T19:49:36+00:00

Hey Coach, welcome. You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Jimmy Gibbs Jr now would you?

IndianaJones · 2023-06-14T19:30:01+00:00

another glorious day in paradise

Only OGs remember who invented this quote. Shoutout to my nigga u/Musky! Another shameful night in hell!

Welcome, redditfags. I hope you're okay with me saying transwomen aren't real women. Well, even if you're not okay with it, that doesn't really matter now.

IndianaJones · 2023-06-10T13:40:22+00:00

Feds... why did it have to be feds?

IndianaJones · 2023-04-15T14:11:50+00:00

I sure do! That doctor is unbelievably based.

IndianaJones · 2023-04-15T08:53:32+00:00

Thanks Indy, good to see you around!

You are welcome. Likewise :)

We hug all the time

Damn... that makes me very jealous (of your partner)

We've been together 24 years, technically we're not married, it's more a domestic partnership.

Ah yeah fair enough. Nice bro.

IndianaJones · 2023-04-14T22:59:58+00:00

I'm a HKKKonservative

IndianaJones · 2023-04-14T22:57:57+00:00

Hey Musky, I'm happy for you man. Congratulations :)

I'm not sure what ideas I can give you, but perhaps a good old fashioned hug is in order. I'm sure she would appreciate that. Maybe even write a letter of appreciation for her that you can both look back on fondly someday.

24 years? You mean you two have been married longer than I've been alive? Now that's gangster.

IndianaJones · 2023-04-11T13:48:04+00:00

Thank you. That's not a bad idea, actually.

IndianaJones · 2023-04-11T11:54:40+00:00

Would you hug a goyim for 1 billion dollars?

IndianaJones · 2023-04-05T16:00:07+00:00

Where my country gone?!!

IndianaJones · 2023-04-03T15:20:26+00:00

Right!!

IndianaJones · 2023-04-03T02:48:19+00:00

You people are too intelligent for me to converse with properly. It's a real insecurity of mine. Sometimes I don't feel good enough to offer something intellectually, so I'm not too active these days other than the occasional shitpost every now and then. It is sometimes better to say nothing at all rather than risk saying something stupid.

In other news though, looks like LeafyIsHere just got unbanned on twitter. That was such a pleasant thing to wake up to today.

IndianaJones · 2023-04-03T02:39:14+00:00

Ignoring people is generally a good strategy though. Well done, eff-dee-ess!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-16T22:57:41+00:00

Thank you, Jason. I will think about it.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-16T13:50:25+00:00

When I was 17, I had a dream of starting my own animated sitcom. 1 season with just 12 episodes was all I wanted. But I gave up on that dream long ago to pursue more realistic things due to not having the resources and money. But more importantly, the main reason why I dropped it was because I thought people wouldn't find it entertaining. I was worried that the show would flop. To be fair, looking back on the script now, it really was a dumpster fire, so in some ways I'm glad I didn't debut it.

But then when I saw this, I realised that anyone can get their own TV show these days. So if you're an aspiring sitcom creator and you're worried that people won't like it, just know that at least you're not a groomer trying to push an LBGTADLLGTVBLM+ agenda onto kids. You'd be doing better than 99% of TV shows just by virtue of being a normal show.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-08T20:52:24+00:00

Thanks! I'll look into those.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-08T12:07:58+00:00

It sort of has the same vibe as Skype and MSN. Just an app where you can have a friends list, chat with them, make group chats and servers.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-08T02:02:36+00:00

Damn, that sucks dude.

There seems to be a free speech alternative for everything these days. Odysee and bitchute instead of youtube, saidit instead of reddit, I'm surprised no one has made a free speech discord alternative yet. Slack isn't helpful either as I've been banned from there too.

If anyone can tell me any good discord clones that'd be great. Preferably one that has custom emojis as it is essential to my workflow.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-06T07:56:49+00:00

Lmao

IndianaJones · 2023-03-06T05:45:45+00:00

as soon as I can get confirmation that jet's actually a biological female.

Yeah, that's fair. Just shoot her a dm or something lmao I can definitely dig the 40 year old FDS mommy gf type. Not sure if she's jewpilled herself but she seems to be fine hanging around those types. I mean, she is on saidit.net after all. She also comments on your s/RealIncels board often but you probably already noticed that. Assuming the pic she posted in chat is actually her, she's quite cute too. Ginger with green eyes. And I don't feel creepy describing her since she voluntarily posted it. Good taste though my nigga, I tried to find an FDS girlfriend on tinder by mentioning it in my bio but I think they're quite rare. Couldn't find a single one. Fuck normie bitches mane, I want a 40 year old FDS mommy gf instead. I feel you dawg.

but if you ever do get to interview some famous incel like IncelTv please ask him to make a video advertising s/realincels please it would help alot.

Yeah no worries, if something ever comes up I'll try and shill s/RealIncels for you. I don't remember if I mentioned s/RealIncels specifically in my saidit video but hopefully it indirectly promotes it, since I did mention the existence of incel forums on saidit. So hopefully I did my part in some ways already.

I was listening to incelcore music on soundcloud including some of your rap songs and i though that maybe you released more on your youtube. When I checked out your youtube I found that video in which you named your account.

Damn, never thought my soundcloud would be a source of views. I usually ask how people discovered my channel so I can exploit it and market myself even more, but I never thought my soundcloud would be helpful. Thank you for soundcloudpilling me.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-04T23:23:17+00:00

Yeah! I even mentioned your girlfriend jet. When are you two gonna get married bro?

have you ever talked to incelTV or any other famous blackpill celebrities as it were?

Nah, but I know a few incelebrities know of my existence, including IncelTV, as he's commented on one of my videos before. FACEandLMS also has commented on one of my videos too. Eggy hasn't commented, but my friends told me that he once shouted me out on a stream. Hell, even that horrible incel documentary that BBC made flashed one of my videos for half a second.

But yeah, besides that, I've never actually directly spoken with other incelebrities before. I'd love to though, a podcast would be fun or something like that.

How'd you discover my saidit video anyway? I've told a few saidit people about my channel before but I'm not super pushy and self-promotey about it either. Just curious!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-04T20:24:02+00:00

1 question = 1 hug. This is non-negotiable.

Just kidding, ask away! I can't believe I've been recognised in the wild haha. Which video was it anyway?

IndianaJones · 2023-03-02T12:31:38+00:00

LMFAO

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T16:11:07+00:00

Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T14:10:06+00:00

I'll keep it to keep the legacy of raisins going. Time to raisin hell!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T14:09:24+00:00

Fact!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T13:30:14+00:00

Yes!!!! Thank you! Another victory for Indy. Another glorious day in paradise!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T12:51:56+00:00

If reasons were edible, they would probably be raisins.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T12:51:13+00:00

Thank you, JasonCarswell. hugs you ahh that feels so good ahhh.. I bet you have a nice beard......

I wouldn't give Horrux/Alphix a hug, because he's often a dick.

But he's unvaccinated just LIKE ME! I would hug him for that reason alone. But fair enough if you wouldn't hug him.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T12:48:21+00:00

fair enough

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T12:43:57+00:00

Why would you hate the white race? They invented lightbulbs. You're probably using one right now. Ho ho ho!

Anyway why not just make friends with white people? Maybe that might lessen your hatred towards them.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T07:47:04+00:00

That would probably be better yeah. Feel free to share it digitally!

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T02:36:56+00:00

I'm so glad the legacy of the "Free (of masks and jabs) Hugs" sign is still living on.

...Are you telling me this because you want to give one to me???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳 Well I'd be honoured! I'll have to get a P.O box though.

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T01:59:50+00:00

reasons*

IndianaJones · 2023-03-01T00:41:53+00:00

YEAH!!!!

IndianaJones · 2023-02-26T20:04:42+00:00

fishing lvl?

IndianaJones · 2023-02-22T23:35:07+00:00

Australians all let us rejoice!

IndianaJones · 2023-02-21T17:07:31+00:00

What does that make you. Just say it, don't beat it around the bush.

spiderman

No you didn't. Don't lie. A person doesn't seek out extreme right wing views as a palette cleanser.

Yes I do.

You sought them out because you're a...go on, say it. Stop beating it around the bush. Just admit it.

spiderman

Because I work for a federal agency and we're paid to shift online opinion by calling you all dipshits and pointing out where your dumb conspiracies don't make a lick of sense.

Haha. You're a fun time, Socks. I wish you lived in Australia, buddy. We could drink beer together.

I assume you mean a racist white person, using the word in a hateful derogatory manner.

No, I wouldn't hug, I would actually take steps to cut such a hateful person out of my life altogether.

Fair enough... I would still hug you though...

IndianaJones · 2023-02-21T16:52:43+00:00

Seriously, the type of person who finds a conspiracy board full of the N word and holocaust denial and thinks "welp my kinda place" can fuck off and die

For me personally, the reason why I think this way is because I tend to get along more with nazi type people than normal people. In an attempt to get away from reddit's left wing extremism, I sought out the people on the opposite end of the spectrum to balance things out and give me a breath of fresh air. Sure, I could just seek out "normal" people instead, but the amount of normal people in this world are rare now and very hard to find.

Your description of saidit is accurate, people who deny the holocaust. Some people, anyway. Yet you are still here. Obviously telling you to leave the site would be disingenuoousous or however you spell it, so I won't ask you that, especially because it would ruin the chance of a dialogue and it would turn saidit into an echo chamber if everyone was just agreeing with each other. But what I am trying to say is, if you clearly can't handle it, why stick around?

If a person who says "nigger" often asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-02-21T01:09:37+00:00

he wuz going to collage n shiet

IndianaJones · 2023-02-20T17:29:17+00:00

fact!

IndianaJones · 2023-02-20T17:28:55+00:00

IndianaJones · 2023-02-20T15:16:59+00:00

Ahhhh that feels so bad ahhhhhh

IndianaJones · 2023-02-20T15:15:49+00:00

Ah, it's sort of embarrassing. Your reason for crying was actually pretty good, my reason was shit.

It was about a few months ago, I was hanging out at a friend's house. I was playing mario kart with my friend's brother. A few days prior to that, something really awful happened. I won't say too much, but an online friend of mine who I thought I could trust turned out to be a narcissist and backstabbed me like a jew.

I told my friend's brother the story while playing mario kart with him and it sort of spiralled into a deeper conversation. He gave incredible insight to the situation and reassured me that I didn't do anything wrong. By the end of the hangout, we ended up exchanging phone numbers and now he's a good friend of mine. When I ended up going home, I weeped uncontrollably in my bedroom because I was intimidated by his intelligence. I thought I wasn't good enough to be his friend because of that. He also seems to be RP'd on the JQ if you know what I mean. Just a little bit. So it was like meeting a saidit user in real life. Hell, I've even told him about saidit briefly. He should make an account here...

It was just quite an overwhelming experience. He saved me during a very vulnerable time of my life.

IndianaJones · 2023-02-16T06:04:09+00:00

hey man i missed you too... i wish every single saidit user lived on an island together, wouldn't that be nice???

It does not appear so.

That is unfortunate.

IndianaJones · 2023-02-16T05:59:57+00:00

If a woman asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-02-16T05:59:29+00:00

cant we just all get along

IndianaJones · 2023-02-13T16:15:20+00:00

Haha

IndianaJones · 2023-02-07T05:17:09+00:00

I'm glad people still recognise my retarded antics despite not being that active anymore. I have officially made my mark on saidit history... ahhh that feels so good ahhhhh

ahHHHhhhHh

IndianaJones · 2023-02-03T01:36:34+00:00

Haha

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T07:18:34+00:00

Very interesting, thank you.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T07:05:28+00:00

It's not meaningful to hug a KKK member.

I disagree, but that's okay. I suppose we will agree to disagree. Just remember that behind that klan hood is a normal person too, who also requires 11 hugs per day. I would consider giving him the 11 hug quota meaningful.

I'm not sure how true that is, the 11 hugs thing, but I believe it. If you can remember, did the thing you read specify what the consequences were of not reaching the 11 hug quota?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T06:40:12+00:00

I'm Indian, I would still hug him. Fair enough if you don't want to hug him though, I will respect that decision. I haven't been on saidit in a while but he doesn't seem that racist though. Even if he is racist, he is entitled to that opinion.

But I do have one last question though. If a KKK member asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T06:19:51+00:00

Excellent.

When there's hugs, there's harmony. When there's harmony, there is peace. When there is peace, there is order in the galaxy.

u/dicknipples, won't you hug u/SMCAB? If he ever asked you.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:39:20+00:00

These parody account names are getting out of hand. I like how chaotic yours is, well done.

It is one of the greatest challenges that man faces.

Indeed.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:38:08+00:00

ahh that feels so good ahhh

If u/SMCAB asked you for a hug, would you say yes?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-25T04:03:28+00:00

Can't we just all get along

IndianaJones · 2023-01-23T15:26:18+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cunt Club Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Socks, and I have over 300 confirmed internet girlfriends. I am trained in vegetable warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire saidit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, decentralise my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending cat pics to me over the Internet? Think again, proletariat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Eddy’s gangster friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life savings. You're fucking Zapped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 199 ways, and that's just with my melodic hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed zombat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hong Kong Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to Smoke your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tiny brown mug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit weasel all over you and you will drown in it. You're TimothyMcFucking dead, kiddo.

IndianaJones · 2023-01-21T10:18:01+00:00

Cold! Could you say mean things to me instead?

IndianaJones · 2023-01-21T10:01:00+00:00

I've overheard people talking about incels on public transport too. It's only happened to me once but it was such a weird fucking experience. What are the odds of boarding a train, then boarding that one carriage where foids are talking about incels? The universe can be weird like that sometimes.

On the train, I once overheard three foids comparing incels to Jeffrey Dahmer. Ah yes, the prettyboy tallfag who's had a Netflix series made about him is definitely an incel. jfl.

Whenever I see normie ignorance like that in action, I usually don't take them seriously and just ignore them, especially with takes as delusional as "Dahmer was an incel". It just tells me that they know nothing about incels, so, best to not take them seriously. Just laugh at them.

IndianaJones · 2022-12-25T05:24:30+00:00

Merry Christmas Musky :)

IndianaJones · 2022-12-25T03:32:18+00:00

hey guys merry christmas

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T22:50:32+00:00

Damn I wish I had that job damn........

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T09:18:35+00:00

humping my pillow and pretending it's you

Based

IndianaJones · 2022-12-20T03:52:07+00:00

Thanks :)

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T17:21:04+00:00

manure festival

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T16:24:15+00:00

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T16:19:04+00:00

Damn straight!

IndianaJones · 2022-12-15T00:42:48+00:00

LOOOOOOOOL

IndianaJones · 2022-12-06T03:01:33+00:00

That's really unfortunate but I respect your decision mate. Take care, fellow humanist. You'll always be welcome to come back.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-30T02:08:46+00:00

Thanks

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:12:49+00:00

I like it when he replies "Mm" to me.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:10:59+00:00

Thanks mom

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T16:10:48+00:00

Thanks dad

IndianaJones · 2022-11-28T15:31:08+00:00

That makes me feel good

IndianaJones · 2022-11-26T01:59:51+00:00

He doesnt seem or sound sane in any way shape or form

It's a fair assessment of me.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T23:29:59+00:00

Awesome, thanks man!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T23:29:44+00:00

up to 109 now

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T22:15:34+00:00

Caucasian moment. You are a hard-working businessman, Zapped! I'd be honoured to live in one of your rentals one day!! I would take good care of your floor..

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T22:03:07+00:00

Ha. Ain't that the truth.

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T19:29:49+00:00

lmao

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T19:28:01+00:00

I mean yea

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:56:24+00:00

Another glorious day in paradise!

IndianaJones · 2022-11-25T18:24:37+00:00

Thanks Jason. Could you please send me an audio clip of you saying "Hi Indy, I am holding your hand. I love you very much. I am rubbing your hand"

IndianaJones