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[–]SMCABwhatever 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Damn bro, you've been jerking off for 23 years and 6 months?

Congrats bro!

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shut up cracker

[–]la_cues(>0u0)> 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Congrats man.

Me and the wife are going on 7 years married, 12(?) years together total. It's funny how "special" becomes a lot more simple as time goes by. A nice home cooked dinner and a walk together or something like that.

For our 5 years I bought us new wedding bands, simple silver.

Maybe do something together that you haven't done in a long time, or something from one of your first few dates. Think about when you first got together, and how far you've come. Next one is 25, you're gonna have to go all out. (If you are anything like me, start planning now)

And yes, taters in bacon grease.

[–]pattis 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

try crapping in the same toilet at the same time that'll help you be romantic

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks, Cues! Congrats on your relationship, doesn't seem like a lot of people are making it together as long these days.

I'll have to think of something we've both always wanted to do for our 25th. Buy a house 😂

[–]Zapped 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Congratulations!

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks Zapped!

[–]Entropick 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

That is genuinely impressive commitment, patience and one hell of an accomplishment!

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

😮

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks, Entropick!

[–]GraviAss We Can 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25!!!!

Give that steak a good ol' rub to make it good!

Maybe make one of the Russian salads I keep yappin about?

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe make one of the Russian salads I keep yappin about

We do have mayo....

[–]GraviAss We Can 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Then wot r u waitin for ma dood?!!?!

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Tell her to pick a place so you can take her away for next year's 25th.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a good idea.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Congratulations!

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks Hfx!

[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Congratulations! It's always good to hear about relationships withstanding the test of time these days. Keep doing what works!

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks Alphix!

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Hey Musky, I'm happy for you man. Congratulations :)

I'm not sure what ideas I can give you, but perhaps a good old fashioned hug is in order. I'm sure she would appreciate that. Maybe even write a letter of appreciation for her that you can both look back on fondly someday.

24 years? You mean you two have been married longer than I've been alive? Now that's gangster.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Thanks Indy, good to see you around!

We hug all the time, and I did text her nice things... Also reminding her to close the windows lol.

We've been together 24 years, technically we're not married, it's more a domestic partnership.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Thanks Indy, good to see you around!

You are welcome. Likewise :)

We hug all the time

Damn... that makes me very jealous (of your partner)

We've been together 24 years, technically we're not married, it's more a domestic partnership.

Ah yeah fair enough. Nice bro.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I had a physical recently for the first time in my adult life and my doctor told me I should hug my boyfriend for 45 seconds every day at least, for my health. I thought you would appreciate that.

[–]IndianaJonesIf I asked you for a hug, would you say yes? 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I sure do! That doctor is unbelievably based.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Congratulations Musky-san and please congratulate the Mrs for me. Thanks for all your hard work and especially the music.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks, Chottohen, will do!

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    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Thanks, P-38!

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    soak it in water in a plastic bag to get it to thaw quickly.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    That's the plan, if it needs it. I'm gonna go check now.

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      [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Thanks, socks. Neither of us are big wine drinkers, I might drink some homebrew hooch and put on some sensual Bloodhound Gang later tho....

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

      So miracles are real afterall.

      [–]popcorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      There are no miracles in this world not really truth is muskrat is going to be dead pretty soon and two weeks after the funeral she will be getting corn holed by the mailman and the plumber and the air conditioning service man.

      Love is a delusion

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      ^ corn pop you are a bad dude. but i'm not scared.

      [–]Drewski 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Congrats, 24 years is a long time! Since it's raining maybe something nice and cozy, movie or board game night with hot chocolate, something like that.

      [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Thanks Drewski! She's playin her video games while I cook steak for her right now, hah. She loves her games and movies.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Congrats!

      [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Thanks FYM!

      [–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Call DoorDash to buy you the butter and eggs at the store, while you make out with your wife.

      [–]EvilDed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Congratulations on the wife and for having bacon!

      [–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Congratulations, it's a rare thing these days.

      [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Thanks!