Gay Americans starting to wish straight people would chill out about Pride Month

PatsyStone · 2021-07-01T18:27:56+00:00

Relevant pic

PatsyStone · 2021-07-16T15:50:15+00:00

But maybe I'm naïve.

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Not at all hunty 💗

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ♡(ᵘʷᵘ)♡･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

You are VALID. 😘 You are SEEN. 👏💪

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PatsyStone · 2021-07-31T17:01:36+00:00

"We're all just clumps of cells, why not abort ourselves?"

-Pink News (probably)

PatsyStone · 2021-06-12T09:29:02+00:00

You don't know what she does with pans, it isn't explicitly stated on the show.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-19T20:02:09+00:00

Obviously!

Their lesbian girlfriend lives in Canada, y'all 😄

PatsyStone · 2021-04-12T14:42:01+00:00

MOUTHFEEL

mouthfeel

He said.... Mouth. Feel. 🤮

PatsyStone · 2021-11-04T15:54:32+00:00

Party game idea: "How do you Queer your ____?"

Draw a card with a topic, queer it, whoever can't queer their topic suffocates in boxes.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-31T16:59:21+00:00

She means FOMOsexuals lol 😂

PatsyStone · 2021-05-04T09:14:16+00:00

People have taken to calling the Babylon Bee "tomorrow's news."

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T18:39:41+00:00

I'm so tempted to tag random pics #dominantandinfertile, just to get the tag going.

PatsyStone · 2021-05-28T21:22:52+00:00

Woah woah woah, wait, he's a male bisexual lesbian?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-13T06:38:51+00:00

The pride flag is starting to look like a Missoni couch pattern.

PatsyStone · 2021-08-06T19:18:52+00:00

They actually named themselves alphabet soup.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-25T17:12:38+00:00

TL;DR

"I'm sorry for the things I did. You know, the things; they totally happened. Very bad, so sad, all hurtful. So sorry. Grovel, Grovel, grovel."

PatsyStone · 2021-06-25T00:06:28+00:00

Sword fight!

PatsyStone · 2021-06-05T12:12:54+00:00

Just checking, we aren't a religion are we?

Do I need to be keeping Gay Kosher?

PatsyStone · 2021-05-01T14:17:29+00:00

Maybe we should just nuke the internet.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-24T00:12:07+00:00

I was a wholehearted believer in the conspiracy theories. Now I feel like a paranoid asshole.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-19T18:36:16+00:00

Humor/Humour

Humo(u)r?

Humxxr

PatsyStone · 2021-11-26T23:07:16+00:00

Best comment:

I couldn’t tell if she was encouraging people or threatening them.

PatsyStone · 2021-11-14T13:04:28+00:00

Bold of you to presume they'd read them.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T16:49:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure I went through it once in elementary school (seriously?)

Yeah, I remember being taught about PCP in elementary school by one of these programs. I specifically remember I got a quiz question wrong because I mixed it up with cocaine and thought that was Angel Dust. I had to have been in fourth grade. Fucking ridiculous.

except for smoking cigarettes and sneaking liquor every now and again in high school

We used to put Everclear in empty Ozarka bottles. 🤮 We help ourselves, lol!

PatsyStone · 2021-07-30T13:37:44+00:00

Look at my giant hairy man hands and not my mustachio'd face said the "lesbian."

PatsyStone · 2021-07-18T13:51:06+00:00

One of my fav memes of all time.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-18T13:49:15+00:00

There may be a symbiotic relationship between obnoxious, loud hair colors and obnoxious, loud people 😉

PatsyStone · 2021-07-06T15:14:15+00:00

No one wants a floppy dick
The oenological terminology... no one who has had a dick in their mouth before would try to tell you it's "delicious". Oh, the mouthfeel, Pierre! The terroir! The tannins are absolutely blooming!

Genitals are many good things, tasty is not one of them.
Cute noises= Neanderthal grunting I can only assume.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-04T03:37:33+00:00

Bravo, Pizza Slut

PatsyStone · 2021-06-24T19:23:09+00:00

Bi lesbian erasure! She was not an island!

PatsyStone · 2021-06-20T01:46:39+00:00

Alright LGBTQs, it's time to band together and use our diversity to save the world.

How has the Covid-19 pandemic contributed to plastic pollution?

More importantly:

How can we use the power of love to fix this?

PatsyStone · 2021-05-24T22:22:54+00:00

He'll never grow up 🤮

PatsyStone · 2021-05-16T22:09:56+00:00

I wonder if there's a connection trans people have with porn sick weirdos?

How dare you notice things!

PatsyStone · 2021-04-23T21:00:43+00:00

Wouldn't you want to meet your FBI agent? That's like meeting your guardian angel.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-20T15:53:35+00:00

Typing in all caps will surely persuade the Charity Commission to reconsider NOW.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-19T18:36:51+00:00

All sexism, all day. Get with the program 😆

PatsyStone · 2021-04-14T19:10:07+00:00

They left out Jabberwocky.

PatsyStone · 2022-06-10T01:45:04+00:00

I'm such a slut for hand holding 😂

PatsyStone · 2022-03-11T22:28:46+00:00

The memes... they smell... familiar...

PatsyStone · 2021-11-14T00:04:11+00:00

I guess it's up to me to be pedantic and point out that lesbians can get pregnant. Not through lesbian sex though. Lol at all the helpful people offering her penis. Obviously she's craving penis, thank you Good Samaritans.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-01T19:22:55+00:00

You can't be serious. We need to at least all get on the same liturgical calendar.

PatsyStone · 2021-06-23T23:23:32+00:00

Given my many sexual fetishes and extremist political views, I'm likely a part of the child-sex ring.

PatsyStone · 2021-06-13T10:17:26+00:00

I feel so welcomed.

PatsyStone · 2021-06-12T21:49:56+00:00

She's also a vampire queen, surely that queers her? Where's the analysis? I need analysis here.

PatsyStone · 2021-06-01T23:03:15+00:00

I wish you all blessings and good tidings in this, our holiest month.

PatsyStone · 2021-05-11T22:54:42+00:00

Lol let's don't and say we did.

PatsyStone · 2021-05-09T00:56:22+00:00

We could secure our borders with your walls of text.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-30T12:14:22+00:00

I'm just gonna say it. This lady is weird.

Why go fumbling around blind in the dark to explain sex you'll never have to daughters who are unlikely to ever have it either? Unless this is her way of saying "I think one of my tween and teenage daughters might be gay" in which case lecturing her about safe scissoring is not the way to approach that.

Or am I wrong? I also get a feeling this might be a cultural difference between classes and ethnic backgrounds. I am obviously not the same group as this lady 🤣

Edit: just finished her novel. She claims to not think they're gay but wants to make sure they're prepared in case they have sex with women anyway. Just in case!

PatsyStone · 2021-04-25T14:38:30+00:00

Self-colonization, the most unjust of all.

PatsyStone · 2022-11-19T00:15:28+00:00

I'm sorry, this is supposed to tell us what a maverique is and they have this at the bottom of the page?

Maverique is a newly coined word with a definition that is still being tweaked.

It's your identity and you don't know what it means?

PatsyStone · 2022-11-18T00:58:00+00:00

Honestly, a pretty good drag name. As a gender, according to a quick Google search it means:

Maverique is a term for a non-binary gender identity that is defined by autonomy and view about one's internal sense of self which is not related to or derived from manhood or womanhood, but also is not neutrois or a form of agender.

Ok!

PatsyStone · 2021-11-23T21:14:10+00:00

Words on a bag

PatsyStone · 2021-11-20T13:37:32+00:00

homosensual

Sounds like an really classy aromatherapy candle.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T01:35:34+00:00

What a bright and cheery scrap quilt.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:49:29+00:00

Her derailment failed, so obviously she's bisexual. Lesbians don't do things by halves 😉

PatsyStone · 2021-09-07T12:57:35+00:00

I know a lesbian who many years ago insisted she had a lesbian dog. The dog humped my head once 😬 More proof! She has matured since, she was like 19 at the time.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-18T09:36:51+00:00

My non-binary relative did this when she "came out." Hers looked better.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-03T23:52:15+00:00

If you can hear the whistle, you're the dog.

PatsyStone · 2021-05-04T09:14:32+00:00

Aren't we all so exhausted?

PatsyStone · 2021-05-01T11:56:23+00:00

Shout nonsense at us until we break down and obey them.

PatsyStone · 2021-04-25T08:27:20+00:00

Jewish space lasers?

PatsyStone · 2022-11-18T23:13:48+00:00

You wild man lol

PatsyStone · 2021-12-02T04:15:29+00:00

You speak Italian too? How many Italians are there here?

PatsyStone · 2021-11-14T12:58:55+00:00

Jeepers, foiled again! I hope he's grateful to have you defending his honor.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-28T17:31:19+00:00

I love the premise that the evil clown demon was somehow presumed to be gay, and it's disappointing that the evil clown demon is not gay.

Why would an evil clown demon who feasts on nightmares be so homophobic? The mind boggles. Trump did this.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-28T14:07:59+00:00

The psycho killer, who has slashed his way through thirty movies over four decades, did not spare a gay couple.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T17:41:14+00:00

So some duchess of something has been peaked? 😜

Jk, but really though... who has the power to effect all of these institutional policy changes so quickly?

All of these changes in the short span of a week don't seem organic, they speak to someone with a lot of power dictating from on high.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T14:53:44+00:00

D.A.R.E. also wrongly gave kids the impression that everybody but them was doing drugs, leading to drug FOMO. Stupid.

Where I lived we did W.H.O. ("We Help Ourselves") in which we were accidentally given long detailed lessons on how to date rape, how to bully without being caught, the names and street names of various exotic drugs, and the basic ingredients of crystal meth. Great job, Board of Education.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T14:54:17+00:00

Thank you for reminding me of this Terry skit from Reno 911.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-10T16:16:40+00:00

You need an adverb to describe a verb, Kristi.

"I had no idea anyone alive could wreck this country as quickly as Joe Biden is."

PatsyStone · 2021-09-10T14:19:21+00:00

OMG rush is starting y'all, I can't wait to see who's pledging trans!!! 💗✊

PatsyStone · 2021-08-27T17:39:30+00:00

I'm constantly amazed that these new pride flags all have a superfluous white stripe down the middle. What are you trying to to say kids? It's getting suspicious.

Otherwise, it's a nice, beachy home screen background. I would download it as a Chrome theme.

PatsyStone · 2021-08-06T19:24:12+00:00

I can't not read t****y as titty.

It seems nigh impossible to reach allyship on this scale.

PatsyStone · 2021-07-12T06:00:35+00:00

Identity-based fights have no resolution, they can never end. You will circle the drain forever kvetching about the B, your problems cannot be solved this way. I have spoken!

PatsyStone · 2021-07-05T21:10:26+00:00

Obama called him "the Fuck-up" for a reason 😂

PatsyStone · 2021-06-24T18:55:19+00:00

LESBOS 👏 WAS 👏 A 👏 BI 👏 LESBIAN 👏

I think, the funniest thing I've ever seen someone say online.

PatsyStone · 2021-06-18T18:54:25+00:00

It's all your fault mwahahaha 😈

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