The CIA's gay recruitment ad is pinkwashing at its most egregious

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[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 15 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

"Yes, we need more gay man working at the Crack Importation Agency. We need to be more fabulous as we invade other countries, install dictatorships in other countries, fund degenerate pride parades in countries like Poland, Russia and Turkey that make gay people look bad, engage in psy ops to demoralise communities and run the Deep State."

Also, out of all of the gay men that work in an institution with trained murders, kidnappers and drug dealers, the only gay man they could find to star in this role is the librarian? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Guess that the vast majority of the gay men working for the world's biggest drug cartel were not interested in participating in this woke propaganda bullshit.

Gotta love that like to dislike ratio.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://twitter.com/MammalLand/status/1328141559229943818/photo/1

[–]Shadow_the_Hedgehog 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"We can excuse getting away with committing some of the most henious, inhuman atrocities of the modern era because reasons but we draw the line at not hiring minorities."

Irregardless of the gay angle, this commercial is pure cringe and it bothers me he keeps ommiting the article "the" in front of "CIA". "At Central Intelligence Agency" just doesn't sound correct.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You'd think it was a community college with how it's depicted.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let's forget all the assassinations, drug dealing, coup d'états, murders, human trafficking, and torture. We need to focus on the humans of the CIA, like this sweet librarian who would never murder an Afghan (just help.) Clock that honkin' giant key around his neck too.

This is relevant under rule 2, I think.

[–]julesburm1891 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Oh god. Why’d they have to pick a librarian for this cringe?

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Presenting the most innocent, wholesome face they possibly can.

[–]julesburm1891 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I’m sitting in my office at my library cringing forever.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🤣 lol

[–]grammaroo 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

This comment thread seems incredibly suspicious and shows a lot of dangerous inconsistencies. The CIA is one of the world's most prestigious institutions and the nature of the criticisms just seems bitter. We're gays and lesbians. And i recognize so many of the names here who pretend to be assimilationists like the "redeyedwarrior" guy. Our job is just to normalize homosexuality, not demand conditions on how they accept it: "you can only accept me as a homosexual IF you accept communism!".

For the person here crying for the blacks...do you think black people are going around saying, "i WONT allow black power and civil rights to advance and expand if you dont put gay rights first!". I dont get the bullshit from the people on here. These problems are global, especially within western civilization. Gays And lesbians werent allowed to join MI5 or MI6 because they were seen as untrustworthy to operate in the most sensitive institutions within britain.

You people sound as ridiculous as those "trans" people who say "gays dont need gay marriage! marriage is ridiculous!". You might not want to join the CIA but encouraging access to highly sensitive and powerful institutions is a sign of progress. I despise the catholic church but if they wanted to make their new pope gay, that would benefit all of us. Do ANY of you even understand how gay rights work?

[–]fuck_reddit 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Idk about you, but i want the CIA to stay the FUCK away from politics. My issue isnt that gay people and women are in the CIA, my issue is that the CIA is engaging in politics and identitarianism.

[–]grammaroo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

they always engaged in politics and identitarianism. no one acknowledges it but they were basically proponents of "heterosexualism" if you had to give a name to it. they literally went out of their way to harass, fire and torment their gay/lesbian employees.

[–]fuck_reddit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, and I am opposed to that as well.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

LMAO 🤣 I knew you were a troll. Take my upvote! Dry as hell.

[–]grammaroo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

you openly admitted to being bisexual. you literally have no idea how human rights or progress work. you JUST dislike Trans people. and look at the cheap rebuttals you give. what exactly does foreign policy have to do with gay civil rights and workplace discrimination? It just really shows you have no real connection to gays and lesbians. The chinese are probably going to be our enemies but i still want gay/lesbian chinese people to succeed in their country. You're attaching your own personal politics to a gay man's progress and trying to sabotage him to make his progress conditional and made to benefit your own personal agenda? And you wonder why we dont take you people seriously. We're here to complain how "trans" people are ruining the gay civil rights movement. You're here just to be outraged at incredibly trivial stuff.

"the CIA hurt all these people!" SO? what does that have to do with gays/lesbians and their movement? I dont see you running around trying to sabotage women who are crying there arent enough female billionaires in a capitalist system. Go cry about that first. Gays/Lesbians arent here to push whatever strange agenda you might have. We're here to deheterosexualize all systems. Thats it. And your way doesnt work. You're either incredibly naive or malicious.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (7 children)

We could secure our borders with your walls of text.

[–]grammaroo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

just look at all your responses. everyone here is serious ad you're just so....typical of every bisexual narcissistic woman who isnt required to be an actual human being. It's like you're basically trans yourself: a 15 year old "girl boss" inside an adult's body. and what's incredibly sad is, you're probably over 30 and still like this. whats the point of being with gays/lesbians if this is how you act? you have nothing to offer but your cluelessness, especially when trying to comment on actual gay issues that dont involve you. At least you know you're mostly responsible for letting "trans" people flood our communities.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Do you think I'm a good person?

[–]grammaroo 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

No. You have no compassion, no humanity, no empathy and it shows. If there was a genocide against gays/lesbians tomorrow you'd just roll your eyes and be like "ugh, does that mean the pride parade is cancelled?".

No one thinks theyre bad people. It's their narcissism that prevents them from being good. You dont hate gays/lesbians. You just couldnt give less of a fuck about them or their humanity. You dont see the lens in which gays/lesbians see you through. You are being judged for not caring about their humanity.

This is endemic to the overwhelming amount of bisexual women on twitter. There's some sort of strange character flaw that must be attached to your gender or something because it's not just you.

I went through your profile and I saw your criticism on "bisexual". Even other bisexuals were trying to help you out because you were making them look bad by proving my points. "there seems to be a correlation with gays/lesbians caring about civil rights and being angry with me but im not sure what it is but theyre probably jealous of me!". You're an awful person and it shows. And you lying and running back to the bisexual forums and lying about your experience and the criticism you received is a sign of unforgivable evil but you somehow give yourself permission to act this way because...... it's all a fun game to you?? or you're a woman and this is how most bisexual women act? No lesbian would usually act this way so it's not a woman thing, it must be a narcissistic "toxic princess" thing that heterosexual men enable? You're a problem and it shows.

You diminish gay/lesbian people's concern for their humanity and dignity to a fun game and i dont find that level of cruelty to be "cute" or "funny" so why would you expect them to empower someone like you? To help you make their lives worse for your ego?

It shouldnt be so rare to expect bisexual women to reciprocate the humanity and concern that gays/lebsians show bisexuals and it shouldn't always be a one way street. You're now just repeating a problem by not understanding the vulnerability gays/lesbians face, taking it lightly and your comments show you have other priorities. The fact that you see people expressing frustration towards your attacks as an attack shows an inability to empathize.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You could've just said no and be done with it, mate.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He wants to rage. If I keep giving him prompts he'll go on forever.

[–]grammaroo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

she's "problematic" and likes to cause a lot of trouble. she's received criticism here from multiple people and then runs off to the bisexual sub to misinterpret the problem and paint all gays/lesbians in a negative light. The bisexuals there tried to "help her" but showing her it was her toxicity that was the problem and were very gentle with her....then she turned against them as well. Look at her comment history. An incredibly kind bisexual woman was very diplomatic to her and she responds with, "you ridiculous BITCH". Just click on her profile. I dont know why people think their comment history is invisible.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Save everybody the trouble and copy-paste it here.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Does this comedic work hail from the their Assassination, Regime changing, or Meme Warfare Division?

I literally can't even- This is the CIA. I laugh everytime he says it.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They turned the comments off! Lmao

[–]insta 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If the world was just the CIA would be shut down and the people who worked there would be put on trial for their crimes.

Nobody gives a fuck about you gay librarian man, you're just the front for a murderous seemingly unchecked organization.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

If only. That would be such a massive undertaking, though. It would take years, they have their feelers in every country in the world.

[–]insta 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh yes, this stance i have is 100% utopian and I understand that.

Just saying in a just and correct world with proper justice these people would [the following goes against the terms & conditions]

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Get ____ right in the _____? Lol

You're right, I'll always hold out hope that it can happen someday.