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[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

For the love of Christ I will eat bread baked by the fair hands of Fred Phelps himself if I damn well want to.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 13 insightful - 9 fun13 insightful - 8 fun14 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Just checking, we aren't a religion are we?

Do I need to be keeping Gay Kosher?

[–]hufflepuff-poet 18 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 10 fun -  (3 children)

Didn't you get the memo at the last LGBTQWTF+ meeting? We're officially a cult and we are only allowed to eat rainbow colored or phallus shaped food. (Vulva shaped food would be too terfy and has been banned as non-kosher)

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Vulva shaped food isn’t banned as long as it’s sold only to gay men. Lesbians, bisexual women and even bisexual men are banned from buying it.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth)[S] 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Are you out of your mind? Vulva shaped food would literally murder any trans woman who saw it!1!1 Why do you want them to die??!

[–]Shales123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

(Vulva shaped food would be too terfy and has been banned as non-kosher)

Yikes I guess I can't eat hamantaschen anymore. Oh well. Purim will not be the same

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Some activists and some corporations want to turn us into a cult religion.

[–]usehername 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Just wait til Yaniv comes out with a mayonnaise brand.

[–]dramasexual 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

oh no nooooooooooo

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I’ll eat what I want. I don’t mind buying food from other LGB people, obviously, because what I care about is if the food is delicious and healthy. In fact, I might even buy food made and sold by a transgender person as long as the food is good and the person only cares about selling food. But I’m not going to buy food from someone based solely on who this person has sex with.

[–]dramasexual 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Just looking at this makes me want to order Chick-fil-A and I don't even like Chick-fil-A.

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I saw shit like this when I was ordering lunch the other day.

FUCK OFF.

Stop shoving social and moral responsibility down my throat, and pandering to LGB for woke points. I don't really care WHO makes my sandwich, and I'm not going to order from someone just because they're of a certain demographic.

Just fill my belly, plz k thx.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"Gay food" = dick for gay men, pussy for lesbians, combo platter for us bisexuals

Bon appetit :)

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't realise we had to subsist on gay food. Is there a value pack of Gay Kibble that I can get for Pride Month?