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"If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours." -- Marilyn Manson: The Long Hard Road Out of Hell, 1998

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"Get cancer and die." -TotalBiscuit, 6 1/2 years before he got cancer and died.

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When, In The Heart, Death Ceases To Be A Fear, Becoming Rather A Next Step Simply To Follow, Beauty Flowers In This Life, Lasting Until That Step Is Taken

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"了解别人是智慧。 了解自己才是真正的智慧。 掌握别人是力量。 掌握自己才是真正的力量"。 (Lao Tse)

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"Do not indulge in dreams of having what you have not, but reckon up the chief of the blessings you do possess, and then thankfully remember how you would crave for them, if they were not yours." -- Marcus Aurelius

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Epictetus

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Seneca

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“We are not very good in anything else anymore, can’t build a decent car, can’t make a TV set or VCR worth a fuck, got no steel industry left, can’t educate our young people, can’t get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright!” George Carlin

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"You know what the most dangerous thing in America is, right? Nigga with a library card."(Brother Mouzone, The Wire)

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"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." -- Socrates

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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick,

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Phillip K. Dick — If, as it seems, we are in the process of becoming a totalitarian society in which the state apparatus is all-powerful, the ethics most important for the survival of the true, free, human individual would be: (Click to continue)

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Love is an art of closeness. Friendship is an art of distance. (Max Planck)

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"It's gonna take the man in me to conquer this insanity" Tupac

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“We embarked on a mission to bring the 1st Amendment to the world, little did we realize that our greatest struggle would come in 2010 as we tried to bring the 1st Amendment to the United States.” Julian Assange

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Hell Is Other People - Jean-Paul Sartre

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"Naturally, the initial adventuring in the campaign will be those in the small community and nearby underground maze." -- Dungeon Master's Guide (First Edition - 1979) Gary Gygax, pg. 47.

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Some of the most beautiful and horribly dreadful quotes of all time!

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Into quotes? I got you some of the best!

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Жизнь | Цитаты известных людей

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"Wealth equals seawater. The more you drink the more you want of it. The same applies to glory." (Arthur Schopenhauer: Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit)

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“A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us.” - St. Anthony the Great

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Dementia Joe Biden: "America is a country that can be defined by a single word: asafoothim a uh foot, excuse me, foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him, a thats w, travel 17,000 miles when I was vice-president, I don't know that for a fact."

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“When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promise.” — Franklin P. Adams

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Quotes About Art: Good Artist Quotes For High Creativity

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What we have been collecting for decades, some whore just threw in the trash

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Stars are the diamonds of the poor. — Carravagio

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“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism, since it is the merger of the state and corporate power.” -- Benito Mussolini

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"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together." (Carl Sagan)

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"Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but, I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking." -- Hank Hill, King of the Hill (Fox)

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"Is The New York Times a Liberal Newspaper? Of course it is." -- headline and first paragraph of column by New York Times public editor Daniel Okrent, July 25, 2004

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"You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe." -- The Wizard of Oz, "The Wizard of Oz"

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"One of the tools of control over us is that they keep us sick. When you're weak and sick and not feeling well, you're easier to control." - Fritz Springmeier, 2014

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Action isn't just the effect of motivation, it's also the cause of it. (Mark Manson)

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"Age is just a number" - Abraham Lincoln

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"Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack in everything. That is how the light gets in." (Leonard Cohen)

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"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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"Never wish them pain. That's not who you are. If they causes you pain, they must have pain inside. Wish them healing." (Nawja Zebian)

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Silence is the language of god. All else is poor translation. - Rumi

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The roastie is immunized against all dangers; one may call her a thot, e-girl, fake gamer girl, femoid, it all runs of her like water off a raincoat. But call her a roastie and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out' - Jebus

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I wonder if these two infamous men really said this as they died....

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"All politics is sexual pathology" - Jordan Peterson

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"Iraq has WMDs" - Same country accusing Russia of manufacturing lies to justify the invasion of a sovereign nation

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Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents did it, I did it. Rise above. Focus on science. - Rick Sanchez

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"No Russian oligarch ever called me incel" - Eggman

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"Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not" - Iroh

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"When AI reaches it zenith humanity will cower before its creation of a manmade entity every religious text warned against- God itself" - Elon Musk

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"A sane person to an insane society must appear insane" - Vonnegut

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"If you're not white its fucking over buddy boyo" - Saint Blackops2cel

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"God was trolling when he created curries" - Betan of the dawn

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A free society punishes authorities for reckless speech and permits individuals to say whatever. A totalitarian society punishes individuals for unauthorized speech and permits the authorities to say whatever. Which society does the United States more resemble in the winter of 2022? -Daniel Flynn

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"If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"- Joker

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“Evil is not capable of creating anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

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"You have come to me in your time of need. Your sorrows and fears can rest while you are in my presence. Your jays are fresh and your posts are dank." - St. Blackops2cel

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"Their morals, their code, is a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see. When the chips are down, these "civilized" people. They'll eat each other" - Joker

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"If you're a sub 8 male its over" - FaceandLMS

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"It's over. Don't leave your basements." - Saint Hamudi

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Not sure exactly who this guy is but he sure has his head screwed on straight

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This is such a great point. I don't know why you guys don't like this woman.

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A Turkish Proverb.

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"The Revolution was in the Minds of the People" John Adams, 1815

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"Look, look, David, I mean, I know you're a sophisticated guy- The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What, you think this is gonna cause a little more anger? "- Joker

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Imagine one / any of your friends. And then realize the simple fact that 50% of people are dumber than he is.

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"I personally don't have a problem with one world goverment, within reason" - Tim Pool

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"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it." - Martin Luther King Jr.

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"No Republican ever called me incel"- Smooth Sanchez content king

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"Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" Voltaire

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"I'm not afraid of machines. I don't think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over, and if we don't take the toys out of their hands, we're fools." Ray Bradbury

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"We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart” Bill Hicks

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"California is the most progressive state in the union. I don't think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor." -- Larry Flynt

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"Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it. I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, "oh! wait a minute - I was wrong." I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you."

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"Il est dangereux d’avoir raison dans des choses où des hommes accrédités ont tort." - Voltaire

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Television is called a medium because anything well-done is so rare. — Ernie Kovacs

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Where there is no joy there can be no courage; and without courage all other virtues are useless.—Edward Abbey

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"If you shine your light, others may see how to do the same. You can ignite a chain reaction of illumination that is unstoppable." Dylan Patterson

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"great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein

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" Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will. " ~ Oliver Cromwell *

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“The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military... they were getting their asses kicked by illiterate peasants who made bombs out of manure and wood.” Michael Hastings

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Due to reports that laughter is the best medicine, the FDA has banned all laughter until further studies can be conducted.

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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him. — Jack Handey

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“One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.” William Osler (1849-1919) described as the Father of Modern Medicine

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One does not make friends, one recognizes them. — Unknown

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it. — [Jack Handey](https://whyumai.wordpress.com/2009/03/22/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey/)

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We should weep for men at their birth, not at their death.— Baron de Montesquieu

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To conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens.― Adolf Hitler

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. — Jack Handey

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“We organized. We have child labor laws. Those were not benevolent gifts from enlightened management. They were fought for, bled for, died for… That’s why I sing these songs…” Utah Phillips

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"To say that an unconstutional law must be obeyed until it is repealed, is saying that an unconstutional law is just as obligatory as a constitutional one." - Lysander Spooner

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"Reverse Batman: A working class ninja spends his nights beating up kleptocratic billionaires whose thievery has created the socioeconomic injustice that’s destroying his city." -- Caitlyn Johnstone

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"National boundaries are not evident when we view the earth from space. Fanatic ethnic or religious or national identifications are a little difficult to support when we see our planet as a fragile blue crescent, fading to become an inconspicuous point of light..." Carl Sagan

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“I have a foreboding of an America... when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority...” Carl Sagan

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"A man, like a mule, intropects only when he has a carrot dangled by his teeth or a whip cracked at his back" -Mark Twain

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"Think of how many stars and planets and kinds of life there may be in this vast and awesome universe." Carl Sagan

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"Zazen means taking leave of group stupidity" Kodo Sawaki

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“If we have to use force, it is because we are America; we are the indispensable nation. We stand tall and we see further than other countries into the future.” -- Secretary of State Madeline Albright, justifying the New World Order. She's Jewish.

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"Scientific knowledge is a body of statements of varying degrees of certainty -- some most unsure, some nearly sure, none absolutely certain." Richard Feynman

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“The thoughts of others / Were light and fleeting, / Of lover’s meeting / Or luck, or fame / Mine were of trouble / And mine were steady, / So I was ready / When trouble came.” -- A. E. Housman

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" It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it. " ~ Joseph Joubert

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"And they say it's the white man I should fear, but, it's my own kind doin' all the killin' here" -- Tupac

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Blessed Are Those Who Plant Trees Under Whose Shade They Will Never Sit

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