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Actual CNN headline. LOL.

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John Dillermand is a CHILDREN'S SHOW About a Guy with a GIANT MALE BODY PART! (17:44) ~ Clownfish TV

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Here's a screenshot from yesterday showing cumulative totals for various causes of death worldwide. 42.7 million died to abortion. More people were killed by abortions in 2020 than all deaths from cancer, malaria, HIV/AIDS, smoking, alcohol, and traffic accidents combined.

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Democrats: No Money Left For Americans After Payments To Dominion, ‘Big Guy’

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In Case You Missed This: Animated Bill Gates Tells the Truth about the final solution for all humanity!

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Members of Space Force will now be called "Guardians." And no other branch of the military can compete with that name. | Not the Bee

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Austrian MP Uses PCR Test On Coca-Cola In Front Of Gov’t Officials – And It’s Positive For COVID-19. The cola is currently self isolating and feels fine!

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Gender critical feminists are routinely threatened and intimidated for making arguments that self-ID is a threat to women’s sex-based rights. And they're fighting back by playing the victim. "Documenting the abuse, harassment and misogyny of transgender identity politics."

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People are really now arguing that all children must be put on puberty blocking hormones, period. Anyone who disagrees must be uninformed.

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Fox News Begins Just Filming CNN On Breakroom TV

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SF Board Of Education Commissioner: Merit Is ‘An Inherently Racist Construct Designed And Centered On White Supremacist Framing’ | The Daily Wire

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California governor's office tells diners to wear masks "in between bites"

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Marquette University mulling plan to implement 'black only' housing in response to student petition. They should do this in baby steps - water fountains first. Segregation now, segregation forever!

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USA Today Fact-Checks Babylon Bee 'Claim' that 9th Circuit Court Overturned RBG Death. The Babylon Bee struck back this morning with "USA Today Publishes Fact-Check On Whether A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Minister Really Walked Into A Bar Together"

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Officer tases, arrests woman for not wearing a mask at football game l GMA

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Soldiers in high heels draw online outburst

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New York Times journalist can't tell the difference between real and fake news. She shared a satirical article from the Babylon Bee entitled "NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg" and treated it like real news.

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Argentinian MP resigns after sucking on woman's breasts during online congressional session

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MSNBC: Republicans Are ‘Literally A Death Cult’…

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Oh look, here's Hillary Clinton's statement after Justice Scalia died in 2016

submitted 4 months ago by christnmusicreleases from (media.notthebee.com)

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Obama's tweets from 4 years ago come back to haunt him | Not the Bee

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Legalizing Pedophilia ~Governor Newsome signs bill

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I've Given Birth, But I Am Not My Children's Mother. Where Do I Belong? | The Motherload®

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While law enforcement fights child exploitation, Netflix streams it into your home: "Cuties" is worse than anyone imagined | Not the Bee

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More than 50 leftist groups prepare for "mass public unrest" if Biden fails to win election by landslide | Not the Bee

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Man Buys A House With No Cash

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Dear Men: Stop Working Out.

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I switched the words "black" and "white" in this lady's insane, racist Twitter rant and here are the results | Not the Bee

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NPR Claims That Calling A Riot A "Riot" Is Racist

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2+2 Never Equals 5. Occasionally in the course of human events it becomes necessary to have to explain something no one would ever have expected to have to defend. In the present moment, we find that circumstance to be the case and that thing to be that two and two do, in fact, make four.

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Danbury, CT responds to John Oliver diss by naming sewage plant after him: "Because it’s full of crap, just like you, John" | Disrn

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How a Rogue Professor Convinced Woke Scholars “Fat Bodybuilding” Was a Thing. Joe Rogan: "As you're saying this I know you're telling the truth but I can't imagine that this is this is literally commonplace. I mean it's it's so hard not to laugh."

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Hollywood Elites Rush To Normalize Pedophilia Before They're All Outed By Ghislaine Maxwell. (Yes, they know this isn't satire, they posted it anyways)

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Federal Bureau of Insurrection

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James Blunt Developed Scurvy After Adopting an All-Meat Diet To Assert His Masculinity

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South Dakota city mourns urban cornstalk's brief life

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"Virtual fire drills" !?

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How one can extract “justice” from a lake is unclear. What is clear is that the notion of yelling at clouds seemed ludicrous until a bunch of low-IQ lunatics began doing it for real.

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Peak Idiocy: Wisconsin Government Agency Mandates Facemask Use For Virtual Zoom Meetings

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I never thought we would see the day but yes, it's all over for math as it is a tool of the patriarchy and white men. These are real college professors saying this by the way. 2+2=5. Straight out of George Orwell's 1984.

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Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

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Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats

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New Study Finds People Are Immune To COVID-19 While Rioting And Looting

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Biden Tells Staffers To Pick Any Black Person For VP 'Since They All Think The Same Anyway' | The Babylon Bee

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PewDiePie's Spotify playlist leaked, and people are *outraged* that he listens to the same music as them. Creators immediately launched "disavow" campaigns. Apparently he listened to a lot of gay creators without clearing it with them first. He didn't even know they were gay!

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Alex Drummond The Male Lesbian

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Michelle Obama: Former US first lady says she has 'low-grade depression'. Is she mildly depressed in the $8 million dollar place in DC or the $12 million dollar place in Martha's Vineyard?

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Couples should wear face masks during sex, new study insists

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My pandemic epiphany: learning my man bun didn’t define me

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WATCH: Fireball lights up night sky during DOUBLE meteor shower, green light triggers inevitable UFO speculation — RT USA News

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2016: Hillary endorsed for president with racist joke "Sorry Hillary, I was running on CP time," said Bill de Blasio. "CP time" is slang for "colored people time," an idea that plays on a stereotype that black people are late all the time. // 2020: being on time is racist.

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The president and vice president of the UConn student government resigned this month on the basis of their skin color.

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Linux team approves new terminology, bans terms like 'blacklist' and 'slave'

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The Scorpion & The Frog. The NYC police chief who knelt to protesters was just injured by protesters.

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Study Finds Connection Between Wearing A Mask And Being A Big Sissy

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Clay Clark calls Bill Gates a Pedophile live on Newsmax

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I Not The Race I Iz sheeeet

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Omar: 'We Must Dismantle The Oppressive System That Allowed A Refugee To Get Elected To The Highest Legislative Body In The Land'

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Democratic Op-Ed: To Defeat Trump We Must Knock Down The Economy. Written by Democratic activist and president of the Democratic super PAC American Bridge 21st Century, Bradley Beychok.

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BLM Teacher Says 2+2 Only = 4 Because of “Western Imperialism”

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Kaepernick calls Independence Day a 'celebration of white supremacy'. His parents (adopted) were white and grew up in wealth.

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"Epstein Statue Erected In Albuquerque Right Before Ghislaine Maxwell Arrested" !!?

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If You Don't Wear A Mask, You Might Be A Psychopath, Survey Finds

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Is the My Little Pony Fan Community Really Full of Nazis? The Atlantic says that Nazis are using seemingly-innocent cartoon fandoms as a Trojan horse to conceal and spread a sinister ideology, but the truth is that the only thing these guys are interested in hiding inside a horse is their dicks.

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Antifastan is mad at EMS for not helping a shooting victim. They wouldn't help because police couldn't secure the scene. Police couldn't secure the scene because Antifastan wouldn't let them in.

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Why the Chinese navy is stronger than US navy?

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Feminist makes the case for calling Newton's Laws "Newton's Rape Manual". These are the people teaching college students.

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New Ford Bronco will debut on July 9, O.J. Simpson's birthday

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2008 Daily Kos: Secession is treason. " I am reposting in hopes that more people become aware that secession is unconstitutional and, frankly, a treasonous philosophy." 2020: Autonomous Communist Zone

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Influencers Fight Racism by Donning "Blackface" To Show Their Solidarity With The Movement

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Local Target Store Was No Angel - Black Americans don’t owe chain stores anything. "The myth is that chain stores and franchises are somehow part of Black communities. Target isn’t 'ours' in any substantive way. AutoZone isn’t some cherished neighbor, saving us from bad alternators and racism."

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VLOG: Random Questions that just pop up

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Chicago Mayor begs Walmart and other major retailers to not abandon the city after rioters and looters absolutely wrecked their stores.

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Minneapolis Mayor Asks Trump For Aid After Riots Cause At Least $55 Million In Damage

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Meet Critical Theorists’ Latest Target: Critical Theorists

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Quarjpihten epics

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On Thursday night, former ESPN journalist Palmer quote-tweeted a photo of a burning building with the caption, "Burn that s— down. Burn it all down." But shortly after midnight on Sunday, Palmer had a change of tone once protesters showed up closer to where he lived and followed his advice.

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SJWs Try To Cancel BATGIRL Artist For Drawing Herself With A Tan. Add getting a tan to the list of racist things. Jesus these people are beyond parody.

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The madman! Alex Jones shows up to protest in armored car, speaking a message of brotherhood and unity. "We are all Americans in this together!" His message outrages the protesters who attack him.

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Trump says US topping virus cases is an 'honour'

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A Liberal Professor Starts To Learn Why People Want To Open Up. He was all in favor of continuing the lockdown, until suddenly his college announced that the raises professors were expecting would not be given, plus money put into the retirement fund would not be given, either. He was livid.

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Porn actor Ron Jeremy fighting to save childhood tree

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Former CIA Director John Brennan, one of dozens of Obama administration officials who requested the “unmasking” of incoming National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, has called the recent release of those names an “abominable abuse of authority.”

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A pro-refugee activist in France was found dead at his home after being murdered by the same 20-year-old male Afghan migrant he had been sleeping with.

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National Association of Black Journalists "COVID Misinformation" Seminar Gets Canceled After Backlash Against Ironic Sponsor

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"We Sent Them Samples Of A Goat, A Papaya & A Pheasant": Tanzanian President Catches WHO In Epic Lie

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Arizona: Muslim Students Threaten to Kill Prof for Suggesting Islam Is Violent

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The LA Sheriff Who Released 4,276 Inmates Now Fears a Crime Wave

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US military researchers call for use of privateers against China. Magazine published by US Naval Institute features articles titled ‘Unleash the Privateers!’ and ‘US Privateering Is Legal’

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Virus Panicked Liberals SHOCKED They Can't Easily Buy Guns Thanks to Their Own Gun Control Laws

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PBS NewsHour: Priority testing persons who recently traveled out of the country is racism since black and brown people travel less.

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Good news if you want to buy firearms or ammo as well as just food and medications! Pennsylvania classifies gun shops as "LIFE SUSTAINING" businesses...

submitted 10 months ago by Robin from (rt.com)

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COVID-19 Is Saving Lives

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Thai king self-isolates in Alpine hotel with harem of 20 women amid pandemic

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The state that removed criminal penalties for knowingly giving someone AIDS has imposed criminal penalties on anyone who might inadvertently spread Wuhanvirus. Yes, the open-borders governor who claims he has no moral authority to tell Mexicans to stay out has ordered all Californians to stay in.

submitted 10 months ago by Chipit from (takimag.com)

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Jim Jones v2.0

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Extinction Rebellion Climate Change Activists Celebrate People Dying

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Red alert! Coronavirus could be spread by rimming, scientists say

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Neocon, Never-Trumper, pro-Iraq war Max Boot: Coronavirus Outbreak ‘Wouldn’t Have Happened if Hillary Clinton Had Won’

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"Netanyahu’s Bold Moves" Netanyahu was supposed to be facing trial this week on bribery, fraud and breach of trust charges. Instead, he was shutting down the courts and ordering Israel’s internal security service to identify people who should be quarantined using data harvested from their phones...

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